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Wed Sep 27, 2023 10:45 am

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In Babylon, the Empire of Light, Elvis saw Women Talking about a Black Panther eating The Son of The Fabelmans. In a Triangle of Sadness, they created an Avatar made of Tar of him. All Is Quiet on the Western Front before suddenly, Pinocchio appeared with a call from the The Woman King. She Said going against the Way of the Water, the panther is now attacking The Whale on the beach, and intends to leave it Till it's just Bones & All. Calling themselves the Banshees of Inishirin, they made a Decision to Leave and travelled to meet him, where Elvis fired his Top Gun at him, only for the panther to jump on him. With Elvis facing his personal Armageddon Time, Pinocchio pulled his Knives Out to save him, and with the panther distracted Elvis pulled out a Glass Onion and bashed the panther over the head with it. The Fablemans asked Pinocchio what can we possibly repay you with since you are already Everything Everywhere All At Once. He replied I only want one thing, I Wanna Dance With Somebody, and his nose didn't grow showing he's telling the truth. However, to his disappointment, his words were just White Noise to their Blonde daughter as she already had her eye on Elvis.



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