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 Superfast! 

What grade would you give this film?
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 Superfast! 
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Superfast!

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Undercover cop Lucas White joins Vin Serento's LA gang of illegal street racers. They are fast and they are furious and they plan to double cross LA crime kingpin Juan Carlos de la Sol who hides his cash in a downtown Taco Bell. The gangs outrageous plan is as daring as it is ridiculous and will see them towing the whole damn restaurant, at crazy speeds.


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Superfast!

Well, it's a crap movie, but it's ten times better than the last three Fast movies, and it does a decent job of spoofing The Rock, Vin Diesel, and Paul Walker's characters' (and some of the stupidity of the franchise) but it's far too tame to really stand out and make a feast of the bullshit.

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You gave Furious 6 a D. Is a D+ 10 times better than a D?

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Chippy, Chippy, Chippy, are double D's 10 times better than a cup D?

There's your answer.


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Not usually, no.

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Also, with that analogy, Algren DOES like small Asian boobs more. A > D

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"Ten times better" is just a figure of speech. And I gave Fast Six an F.

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You certainly did nothing of the sort.

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http://www.worldofkj.com/forum/viewtopi ... y#p1890928

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Yes, I'm aware you "changed your mind" and lowered the grade.

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If you're aware, then why say anything? Trying to make something out of absolutely nothing yet again. Is your life that empty? Sad little boy. I'll probably lower Superfast! to a D too, but it'll still be a million times better than the last three Fast movies.

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A million times, eh? I think your math is wacky.

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My math, my rules.

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