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Pathology is a 2008 thriller horror film directed by Marc Schölermann and written by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor, the writers of Crank. The cast was announced on April 4, 2007 and filming started in May 2007. The film premiered April 11, 2008 in the United Kingdom and opened in limited release in the United States on April 18, 2008.

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Its been 24 hours and I'm still shell shocked after watching this. No joke I think this is possibly one of the worst films I've ever had the misfortune to watch, and on a violation level its up there with being skull fucked by a Rhino.

The list of shame

Milo Veriglancnwhnsissflc......whatever his name is drones thru this entire........thing with the same monotone voice and mannerism.

Milo killing - bored look
Milo fucking - bored look
Milo making dinner - bored look

And so it goes

Also I'm pretty sure the average Pathology labs aren't full of people that resemble bad jock stereotypes. Also i doubt its a place where people regularly throw human livers at each other or have liquid human shit fly into their mouths......................yes people if you have a scat fetish watch this movie!!

Also who the hell decided to have romantic piano driven mood music play while a certain character was performing an autopsy on a loved one!! What is this Necromantik???? Oh yes and somebody clearly decided not to get light for this film as every damn second is cast in extreme dullness and odd framing.

Ooooo I almost forgot the insane amount of Tits and Ass, granted this would normally be quite a nice diversion but since at least 75% of it is done beside rotting corpses I tended to find it a tad..............unsexy!!! Also the first sex scene is as random as that one in Alone in the Dark.

I'm going to stop talking now and immediately get a mind wipe, suffice to say if you go see this movie after I've warned you then i will laugh at your madness.

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Ah, the Gulli review. How I've missed thee. :happy:

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Classic

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PATHOLOGY - 5/10 ( C )

Unfortunately, I wasn't impressed. It was a little too sick for me. Milo has a nice ass though.


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Mike wrote:
PATHOLOGY - 5/10 ( C )

Unfortunately, I wasn't impressed. It was a little too sick for me.


A little too sick actually makes it sound good.


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I don't know. For some reason it just turned me off. And I didn't buy into it at all. It was poorly put together. A much better similar movie is ANATOMY.


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