Snrub, come on now, look at the people posting here and tell me you're not surprised.

Scrapin the barrel, guys

I'm just hoping certain users don't see this thread.

How the hell are is someone who spews this crap a mod who is in charge of deciding the health of the forum??

And the rollie eyes does not negate your stupid stupid stupid stupid joke.

i've seen that joke before but with [spoil]6000 in the ashtray.[/spoil]

Q: what happens when a jew with an erection runs into a wall?

A:he breaks his nose


Q: A black man and a mexican jump off a building, who hits the ground first?

A: who cares?


Q: why cant Helen Keller read?

A: cause she is a woman.


Q:whats the difference between a black man and a medium pizza?

A: a medium pizza can feed a family of four.


Q:why do black people hate New Years Day so much?

A: its the beginning of the month.


by the way I dont condone racism, so do bite my head off if you find these offensive.

Why do American 18-year-olds take sex education courses?
[spoil]So they can learn what they've been doing wrong for the past five years. [/spoil]

Why are black people so fast?
[spoil]All the slow ones are in jail.[/spoil]

Why did the blind american crash her car?
[spoil]Cause she was a american[/spoil]

Why dont they have the olympics in Mexico?
[spoil]Because anyone who can run jump or swim is already accross the border[/spoil]

Why is all people on Jackass, wildboys, viva la bam is white?
[spoil]Becuase u dont catch black people doing stupid shit like that[/spoil]

How many wives does the average American husband have?
[spoil]10, 1 at home and 9 in Utah. [/spoil]

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
[spoil]A pizza doesn't scream when it's in the oven[/spoil]

.....

sorry if i offended someone

you have dishonored my race PREPARE TO DIE!!!

that one is incredibly cruel, but its funny as hell hehe!......

I find some of the jokes really distasteful...

What do women have in commen with beer bottles?

[spoil]Their only good when they are opened.[/spoil]

An american and a puerto rican are stranded in the middle of the sea,who sinks first?

[spoil]The Puerto rican because shit floats.[/spoil]

Why do women talk more and men think more?

[spoil]Because women have 4 lips and men 2 heads[/spoil]

When does a puerto rican finaly gets off his lazy ass off the couch in the u.s?

[spoil]When he goes to collect his welfare.[/spoil]

Why did they make the statue of liberty a woman?

[spoil]Because they needed an airhead to make a view[/spoil]

This thread pretty much proves you don't have to live in the American south to be a redneck.

I am with Sommie on this one. I can laugh about any kind of a joke because a joke is what it is - just a JOKE. Nothing more. Anyone who knows me, knows that I am the furthest to be away from a racist as possible. I still laugh if the joke is funny.

You're german. meaning you're a racist from birth.


j/k

Why are black people so tall.

[spoil]Cause their Knee Grows (Negros)[/spoil]

Why can't you circumsise an Arab.

[spoil]Cause there are no end to those pricks.[/spoil]

When is it a bad time for me to tell Black jokes

[spoil]When da torri is around.[/spoil]

[spoil]A Japanese, a Mexican, and an American are trapped on a sinking ship.

They have to get some weight off the boat to make it float.

First the Mexican throws some beans off the boat. The other two ask him why he is doing this. He says "We have too many of these in my country."

Then the Japanese throws some rice off the boat. The other two ask him why he is doing this. He says "We have too many of these in my country."

Then the Amercian throws the Mexican and the Japanese off the boat and said "We have too many of these in my country.[/spoil]

Hey, admins can have fun too.

I don't get you... You spew out racist jokes that bother me greatly (especially the Holocaust jokes.. stupid stupid SSTUPID jokes.. stupid!) and you justify it on the grounds that "admins can have fun too.." without even questioning how those jokes will influence people on the board?? Then i complain and yet you continue?? This after everyone respected your wishes about bubbles in their avatar?? Did people continue with bubbles in the name of good fun? No.. so especialy from you as an admin and with that thread where people listened to your problems and respected you, I can't believe that you're persisting. It baffles me.

omg go oscar go.

This is as much of a disgrace to humanity as it is to comedy.

There are about 3 jokes in this thread that are actually funny...but maybe they're just coming from people with the wit of a 2nd grader intended for an audience of 2nd graders?? Unfunny offensive second graders...since I know a couple of people in that age range that have slightly more intelligence/wit than that...and believe it or not common sense


Stick to poop and knock knock jokes they are slightly more amusing and witty.

Knock Knock

Whos there?

Poop

Poop Who?

Poopy My Farty Head


OMG BEST JOKE OF THE THREAD

lol

would you be happier if this was a 'Yo Momma' thread?

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA[/sarcasm].. No

how about this one i don't think u'll have prob with it.

Q: At lunch, what did Obi-Wan say to Luke?

[spoil]A: "Use the forks, Luke." [/spoil]

unless u hate starwars.