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Korrgan
problem?
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am
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Location: Bait Shop
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 The 2nd Annual WoKJ Motion Picture Awards *Cue a hot beat whilst a video of the users' arrival airs*
Don'tcha think that Libs looks hot tonight?
Uh oh girl, look out! BKB's in sight!
The KGay crew is out in full force.
Supporting their Brokeback as Raffiki rides in on a horse.
*Suddenly everything stops*
Okay, yeah, I gotta stop this show right here and there. da torri, what the hell?! Who did you hire to write those lyrics?! "rides in on a horse"????? Oh my God, like what in the--Oh, we're on the air?! Why didn't anyone tell me?! Mark my words, everyone involved in this production shall die after this. 'Cept for Zingaling, he's koo'.
And..... *looks to camera, adjusting the assets*... it's time for the 2nd Annual WoKJ Motion Pictures Awards!!
We are here tonight to celebrate, award and honor the best films of 2005. So naturally White Noise is gonna win Best Picture. Well, it would if this was BKB's Magic Dreamland of Enchanted Digital Monsters. But this isn't, sorry old dude.
We had a rockin' turnout with over 100 people submitting a ballot for the winners! It beat last year's total of 87. Quite obviously, the people of KJ <3'ed 2005 more than 2004! I can't even remember 2004, can anyone else?! I seem to vaguely remember a red headed bimbo pouncing Rachel McAdams, but that's about it. King Kong and Dakota Fanning could totally team up and take that red headed beeyotch on. (..Seriously, imagine that. That'd be so awesome.)
Ooohh! There's the signal that I gotta wrap this up. We got a great show planned, and I hope there are some surprises! Maybe a couple of KJs will bring Spielberg out of his depression after being snubbed at the crappy ass Academy Awards!
I hope you guys are sitting back, are comfortable and have your snacks, cause let's get this little bitch on. Right after these messages, of course. *Cackles evilly*
The Winners
Best Designed Film - Sin City
Best Supporting Actress - Amy Adams, Junebug
Best Horror - Saw II
Best Visual Effects - King Kong
Best Supporting Actor - Mickey Rourke, Sin City
Breakthrough Performance - Steve Carrell, The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Best Sequel/Remake - Batman Begins
Best Cinematography - The New World
Most Overlooked Film - The Squid and the Whale
Best Score - Brokeback Mountain
Best Comedy - The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Best Actress - Reese Witherspoon, Walk the Line
Best Editing - Munich
Entertainer of the Year - George Clooney
Best Ensemble - Sin City's Cast
Best Original Screenplay - Crash
Best Documentary - Grizzly Man
Best Foreign Film - Kung-Fu Hustle
Best Adapted Screenplay - Brokeback Mountain
Best Actor - Heath Ledger, Brokeback Mountain
Best Director - Ang Lee, Brokeback Mountain
Best Picture - Brokeback Mountain
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am
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Wait, what?
There have been like, 3 award ceremonies since i left or some shit! This ones for movies, right?
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am
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Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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**pulls off pants**
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zennier
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Great introduction.
*waddles into room in pink jumpsuit*
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zennier
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Rubber ducky quek quek wrote: **pulls off pants** 
Its so....
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Korrgan
problem?
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am
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Aww,sad,thehugeamountsofcolormadeitmessup.Fixedwithabland,blackversion! 
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm
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Location: Bonn, Germany
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bABA officially joins KGé.
_________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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bABA
Commander and Chef
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its there lennier .. somewhere ...
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bABA
Commander and Chef
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Dr. Lecter wrote: bABA officially joins KGé. wait .... you're telling me that all these people walking in here in them dresses are men!!!??????
**pulls pants back up. Sticks hand into pants**
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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WOOHOO YEEHAW.
Umm.
Wankidy-doo.
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torrino
College Boy T
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L'Oreal Paris is a proud sponsor of the KGé MPA awards.
Because men are worth it, too.
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zingy
College Boy Z
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:40 pm
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Get it started, yo.
Bo Bice is on American Idol. We need to compete!
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makeshift
Teenage Dream
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:20 am
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WTF
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Joker's Thug #3
Extraordinary
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Location: Waiting for the Dark Knight to kick my ass
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_________________ "People always want to tear you down when you're on top, like Napoleon back in the Roman Empire" - Dirk Diggler
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Neostorm
All Star Poster
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:48 pm
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Let's hear it for movies in the Big Screen where you can enjoy movies in all their glory, only on the big screen! Only on the big screen!
Because all the past Best picture winners were just inundated with visual effects
GOooo KJ, Kilcher and Domino!
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zennier
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Yay. I just saw Eddie Murphy. This is gonna be great. 
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
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PAUL HAGGIS CRASHES THE PARTY!!!
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zennier
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Dr. Lecter wrote: PAUL HAGGIS CRASHES THE PARTY!!! Crash is ineligible for award. 
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
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lennier wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: PAUL HAGGIS CRASHES THE PARTY!!! Crash is ineligible for award. It doesn't matter, Crash is breaking all the rules this year. Every voter at KJ wrote in Crash in his/her/its ballot as Best Picture out of protest against racism, thus it wins! _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Academy Award Winning Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman has arrived...
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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Dr. Lecter wrote: PAUL HAGGIS CRASHES THE PARTY!!! The lynch mob will likely get him.
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makeshift
Teenage Dream
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Why has it taken fifteen minutes to get the first award announced?
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zennier
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*watches Michael expose his sausage and pee in a midget's mouth*
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zennier
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makeshift wrote: Why has it taken fifteen minutes to get the first award announced? Yea, lemme go already. 
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makeshift
Teenage Dream
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Zingaling wrote: Academy Award Winning Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman has arrived... LOOKING SHARP
He was the only good thing about that movie (Along Came Polly).
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