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 Optimus Prime With Lips Proves TRANSFORMERS Will Suck 
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El_Masked_fuerte_grande wrote:
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http://jalopnik.com/cars/news/transformers-movie-update-optimus-prime-has-lips-252276.php

Enjoy this.. I was never a big TRANSFORMERS fan growing up but Optimus Prime with lips proves to me that TRANSFORMERS will be as bad as CATWOMAN was and I'm not saying this to start a flamewar, but come on already, LIPS??? Is there a reason for this Michael Bay or what?? :grrr:


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Those look like lips on the original cartoon version of Megatron. soo what were you saying about the lips again even if they are on Optimus Prime?


The cartoon is the cartoon, the Movie adaptation is just that and what works well with the cartoon doesn't necessarily translate well to the screen and that looked kind of lame.. I simply smell Catwoman like numbers for this movie and will only appeal to uber fans of this cartoon.. If I'm wrong, so be it and I probably am..


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LOL Catwoman type numbers. Cmon be serious BKB this won't do Catwoman Numbers.


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i'm not a transformers fan in any way, but lets shoot michael bay. this guy is really getting on my nerves lately. he embodies everything thats wrong with big budget filmmaking today.


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While I think the movie will end up being more armagedon than great, (meaning: it will suck) there is no way this will do Catwoman like numbers. That could very well be the most inane comment you have ever made in a sea of inane comments.

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Post Re: Optimus Prime With Lips Proves TRANSFORMERS Will Suck
BKB_THE_DEPARTED wrote:
The cartoon is the cartoon, the Movie adaptation is just that and what works well with the cartoon doesn't necessarily translate well to the screen

That's probably the reasoning they used when they changed the designs of the robots and gave Prime a mouth.


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People also need to remember that this a Speilberg produced film, it is NOT a Jerry Bruckheimer film.


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Time to start a thread where I predict a thread by BKB that Transformers will bomb


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andaroo.temp wrote:
People also need to remember that this a Speilberg produced film, it is NOT a Jerry Bruckheimer film.



Strangely a Jerry Bruckheimer films have been more successful than Spielberg produced films so a JB name isnt exactly a bad thing


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I still think Transformers may not do so well.

I'm just looking forward to it and personally Squee, I HOPE it's as good as Armageddon, because that shit is a fun movie.

I still don't know why we attack Michael Bay when there are directors who are doing far, far, far, far, more damage to the movie industry.

Michael Bay delivers fantastic action films, with fantastic car chases and a lot of explsions. All his films have a heavy masculine feel.

That's exactly what a movie about Transformers should be.


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This will suck with or without lips.

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who gives a fuck about lips. These are the same people who bitch about hermione's dress begin a different color from the book. IT doesnt mean shit. I really want this film to be good but with bay i'm worried.


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Magnus wrote:
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People also need to remember that this a Speilberg produced film, it is NOT a Jerry Bruckheimer film.


Speilberg has his name attached to so many projects. He was the "producer" of JP3 but barley did anything for it. This is all Bay.

Jurassic Park 3 wasn't directed by Michael Bay.

The direct correlation is that Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer produced most of Bay's movies up to this point. It is possible that a new "creative team" would yield different results.


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Groucho wrote:
This will suck with or without lips.

That has to go down in WOKJ history as an all-time classic post -- Bravo!!!


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the moment in the trailer when the little girl meets a robot looks very spielbergian. the rest looks like pure bay shit.


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Why can't this open now, I mean there jack shit I want to see in the theaters right now.


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Why can't this open now, I mean there jack shit I want to see in the theaters right now.


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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photosh ... robots.php


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El_Masked_fuerte_grande wrote:
BKB_THE_DEPARTED wrote:
http://jalopnik.com/cars/news/transformers-movie-update-optimus-prime-has-lips-252276.php

Enjoy this.. I was never a big TRANSFORMERS fan growing up but Optimus Prime with lips proves to me that TRANSFORMERS will be as bad as CATWOMAN was and I'm not saying this to start a flamewar, but come on already, LIPS??? Is there a reason for this Michael Bay or what?? :grrr:


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Those look like lips on the original cartoon version of Megatron. soo what were you saying about the lips again even if they are on Optimus Prime?


OMIGODLIPS!!111!!

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andaroo.temp wrote:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/new-transformers-robots.php


imagine in real life a girl using a dildo that transforms and shoots missile. KABOOM!! squirt.


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kamaldhamal2007 wrote:
andaroo.temp wrote:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/new-transformers-robots.php


imagine in real life a girl using a dildo that transforms and shoots missile. KABOOM!! squirt.

You need to watch more anime...


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bradley witherberry wrote:
kamaldhamal2007 wrote:
andaroo.temp wrote:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/new-transformers-robots.php


imagine in real life a girl using a dildo that transforms and shoots missile. KABOOM!! squirt.

You need to watch more anime...


why??

do they have that stuff in anime.


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bradley witherberry wrote:
kamaldhamal2007 wrote:
andaroo.temp wrote:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/new-transformers-robots.php


imagine in real life a girl using a dildo that transforms and shoots missile. KABOOM!! squirt.

You need to watch more anime...


that 3rd pic on that site is a dildo man. I have seen one of my freinds gf who keeps it always in her bag.


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kamaldhamal2007 wrote:
bradley witherberry wrote:
kamaldhamal2007 wrote:
andaroo.temp wrote:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/new-transformers-robots.php


imagine in real life a girl using a dildo that transforms and shoots missile. KABOOM!! squirt.

You need to watch more anime...


why??

do they have that stuff in anime.

Check out the DVD's on the basement level of the anime stores next time your in Akihabara...


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this will indeed be the greatest masterpiece since the Shawshank Redemption

and the lips prove it.


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JaWS mCbunty wrote:
this will indeed be the greatest masterpiece since the Shawshank Redemption

and the lips prove it.


More like the lips ruin it..


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