No dice.
Bomb.
The sex.
I'm dippin' out.

I am not crazy, I don't hang out and drink with my elementary school students, I don't hang out with Eminem impostors. I just like to say them.

So, yeah.

You can use any of the above if you'd like, but be prepared to have certain people be mean to you.

wait, what does dippin' out mean.

I know too few black people or wiggers apparently.

It means you're leaving.

OMG I forgot "geeking out" (or simply geekin'). Crap.

You're drunk again.

You forgot the hell?


An expression I will now use in reference to the bolded segment.

The Hell?

I'm calling GLAAD.

And grading poor Suzie Becker's coloring assignment.

They have low expectations in Virginia.

Haha believe it or not, I'm not.

I'm just in a good mood, actually.

I say no dice, I thought everyone knew that phrase.

She's probably real excited over Grey's Anatomy premiering tomorrow. No need for alcohol.

I'm gonna use "I'm dippin' out."

No dice. I use that all the time.

This reminds me of when the warehouse guy made up black slang for Michael on The Office.

goin' mach five and dinkin' flicka

^^ Yep. Fleece it out.

Random question, Libs, but do you drive a Volkswagon Jetta?

If you do, I think you're my math teacher's clone. She's about your age, says things like "no dice" (no lie, she really said it), goes to the movies a lot, has a good sense of style, etc. I could definitely see my teacher behind that Little Children avatar.

Oh, and she drinks. Like craaazy. I've heard stories.

Nooo sir. I actually drive a Trailblazer.

There's no dice about it that I'm dippin' out on the sex. Bomb!

Proper or improper?

Trailblazer?

That was really, really unexpected. I pictured either the Jetta, the Passat, a non-'06 Civic, or something like that.

Yes I drive a monstrous car that is a bitch to parallel park. Cool.

Why?

Isn't Libs like a former star softball player or something.

I'm not that surprised she's driving a Trailblazer. I'm more shocked it's not an Armada.

I love the car. I just hate when I have to parallel park (which isn't really that often, so whatever).

Nooooo I never did softball.

I did cross country, swimming, and lacrosse. And a year or two of field hockey.

I'm basically horrible at softball?

I've never driven a car, honestly, and while I wanted one a while back, I don't think I can switch now. I like the elevated feeling of an SUV, I guess. I feel superior to everyone else when I drive.

I know, looooooser.

OMG...she's been poppin' Vicodin again.

I drove an H2 for a while. It gave me goosebumps.

I could see Libs geekin' out in downtown Baltimore while trying to parallel park her trailblazer.


I didn't know you did cross-country when you were younger? Admit it, it sucked...