I think bABA is funnier than da torri and michael combined!

TAKE THAT!

Just try and bitch slap me, bring it mofo, bring it.

I love this shit.

Ross, don't go to college! Take the year off and post here all day!

Seriously, though... I think we need to figure out why the people that used to post a lot aren't posting much anymore. Has anyone bothered to ask them?

Snrub? TonyMontana? Dolcevita? Libs? Maverikk? sunnier/zunnier/unniner? andaroo?

Da Torri sucks.

...

Heh.

Go ahead.

oh boy. Let me have it.

Where the FUCK do I start?

1. You can't type.
2. You are your "brother." No way do you guys post with a one minute difference in every thread.
3. You've known better since the summer of '04 that you don't make outrageous predictions unless you want to be ridiculed. Yet, you always predict like $300m for like shelved movies. I can imagine, "$100m for Scoop! It's going to have awesome legs. You watch. " So, you obviously want to be ridiculed. Now you're being ridiculed. Haha.
4. You've got problems, cuz you're never, ever mad.

You didn't directly ask for a word or two, but you're getting one anyways.

One, you wrote the following summary for a fake movie:



After that, I'm kinda curious how you can even think to ask (or kinda ask) why you "suck." It's all there, for everyone to see. "Probably the most smart...and most gory movie you will ever see," I read. If you were a Quentin Tarantino fan, you should know the following line. "ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?" Well, do you?

Also, you seem to think that because you whored TonyMontana in those Poster of the Week things at BOM, it automatically gives you entry to their "KJ Clique." It doesn't, you'd have better chance in the BJ, bABA, Filmo, and Bodrul ho gang.

Loss of interest.

Honestly, I don't care about Filmo and his obsession with Japanese girls ages 15 and under.

You don't understand. I need you. You're one of the few people here I look forward to talking about movies with.

I already wrote that you were one of five "great" posters/people on this site. You don't suck.

But, yeah. FUCKING POST MORE. These reasonable teenagers might be led into applying to the "great" Brown University if you're not here to stop 'em.

Shit, dont' look at my Brick semi-review then.

You've become really, really desperate lately. Kinda, sorta homosexually desperate. I'm starting to think it's not a joke.

So, when the time comes, you're getting your own "reason why you suck" bit from PRAHFIT TORRI.

Where is it?

I don't mind a differing opinion. Infact, I enjoy it.

I just think you're one of the few people here that really "gets" good film.

You're just jealous it's not directed towards you.

Oh, and one of the reasons I like it here so much is my oddly homosexual sense of humor isn't considered that weird. Glad to see you're changing that, though.

Oh wait, makeshift, you ARE next.

One word. makeshit

A few more words. You're becoming extremely, ultra predictable with the ratings. True convo:
Zingy: What'd you think of Miami Vice?
Me: I didn't see it yet.
Zingy: Guess what makeshift gave it.
Me: A+
Zingy: Well, an A-. But, yeah.
Me: Hahahahahahahaha.

Even though I (also) wasn't a big V4V fan, I kinda knew you'd have something bad to say about it. It's not a "you like whatever the public doesn't like and you hate what they do like" thing, it's just a vibe. QUIT IT.

But I still love you, heterosexually of course. Just knock off the whole "OMFG LOYAL WE SHOULD MOVE IN TOGETHER CUM BAKKKKKKK" gig.

Actually, I did give it an A+.

It's not something I'm trying to do, though. I'm honestly shocked that films like Lady in the Water and Miami Vice aren't getting a better reception then they are. They are just genuinely great films to me.

And the "move in together" thing was a quote from Anchorman.

Oh, and I'm glad to see you and Zingy talk about me when I'm not around. Kinda turns me on, actually.

Like with Filmo, I just don't get you. Are you mature or immature? It's like - you change your posting style in every post and you have to find a fit. It might just be puberty (haha). Seriously.

I might be biased because you weren't a BOMer and you're one of the only newcomers to have "found" a place (and made a name for yourself) here, so the whole situation's a little awkward since I'm judgmental and have trouble warming up to you, but I think in a few years, as you mature and get a better sense of humor (you know, killing the forum for a couple hours after the awards and making a joke about teenage pregnancy for april fools), I might actually like you.

But this is the "why people suck" thread. You just suck. I'll go back to where I started. You say ridiculous things and then (ocassionally) say smart things and then go back to the same old. What group do you want to be in? Pick it or die, punk.

Dude, didn't you read my appreciation thread?

I knew it was a quote from Anchorman. Who didn't? Again, predictable makeshit.

You're a weird guy, Ross.

I am seeing A Scanner Darkly tonight, though. Make your prediction for my grade right now.

Where do I start?

From that period where all you did was whine, to the Virtual Studios 1 period, to the Virtual Studios 2 period where you made posters for ridiculous fake movies and then, after being criticized, taking (more) unreasonable actions, I've always thought there was something wrong with you.

You don't suck, but I do think you've got an issue of sorts. I'm trying to be sensitive with these things, but the way your mood changes like every day is insane and I think you need some help. I wish the best to you, but you've done a tone of idiotic things on the board that even I wouldn't do (again, I'm the guy who helped come up with the April Fools gig and crashed the boards).

Posting wise, I've always thought you had a really, really pretentious attitude. Use natural words, don't use Roget's Thesaurus when you've got nothing intelligent to say.

What I meant was, I *GET* you. But I think I *GET* you so well, that your random grades are starting to bore me.

I'll PM you my grade in an hour. I can't be put to the test like this!

I wish I could be trashed and have my spirit broken, but you said you liked me.