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Joker's Thug #3
Extraordinary
Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 2:36 am
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Location: Waiting for the Dark Knight to kick my ass
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 Happy 17th TonyMontana For your B-Day I got you your first condom. I hope you put it in good use and not use it on your 360, we all know what happened to your last 360 
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| Fri May 12, 2006 2:27 pm |
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am
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Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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Thanks Kill, and to be fair in that picture I had been drinking and that was an awfully big condom... it definitely didn't fit on other places. And if I remember correctly, you said if it had fit, there was no way I was using it on you.
I don't want to make this a competition with Shack, but I see his birthday thread has about 10 replies. Being a year older than him, I think I deserve just a little more love...
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| Fri May 12, 2006 2:35 pm |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am
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I have a condom sitting right infront of me actually, strange! It fell out of my jeans when my mother was in the room and I do not remember buying it less using it.
I'm pretty sure i'd remember using it.
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android
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:44 am
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Location: Portugal
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Only 17, huh?
Happy Birthday... once again?  _________________
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 4:28 pm
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Felicity Titwank wrote: I have a condom sitting right infront of me actually, strange! It fell out of my jeans when my mother was in the room and I do not remember buying it less using it.
I'm pretty sure i'd remember using it. That's beyond sick Michael!
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Gulli
Jordan Mugen-Honda
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 am
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Happy Birthday Tony. Do you live in a part of the world where you can get legally shitfaced to celebrate?
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 4:28 pm
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Gulli it's not Tony's birthday.
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Gulli
Jordan Mugen-Honda
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 am
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getluv wrote: Gulli it's not Tony's birthday.  Mmm colour me an unobservant jackass. ill get the hang of this water-cooler yet.
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Rosberg was reminded of the fuel regulations by his wheel's ceasing to turn. The hollow noise from the fuel tank and needle reading zero had failed to convay this message
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am
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Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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Gullimont-Kyro wrote: getluv wrote: Gulli it's not Tony's birthday. Mmm colour me an unobservant jackass. ill get the hang of this water-cooler yet. Getluv is wrong. Don't listen to him. Everyday is my birthday!
Today I turned 18. It seems just like yesterday that I was 17. Tomorrow I might be in my 40's. I don't really know yet. _________________
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MikeQ.
The French Dutch Boy
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:28 pm
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Location: Mordor, Middle Earth
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Felicity Titwank wrote: I have a condom sitting right infront of me actually, strange! It fell out of my jeans when my mother was in the room and I do not remember buying it less using it.
I'm pretty sure i'd remember using it. I had a situation like that too, where I was getting a ride home by my uncle, and a condom fell out of my jacket pocket and onto the vehicle floor. My aunt (wife of uncle) found the condom later, and then there was some "talk" between the two. I owned up to having the condom, so that my uncle and aunt didn't get divorced or something, and then got a nice long talk from my parents. Which doesn't make any sense to me, because if your son is going to have sex, wouldn't you rather him have SAFE sex? Meh.
Anyways, random story....
"Happy Birthday" Tony... you birthday hogger. How many have you had this year so far?
PEACE, Mike.
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am
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Happy Birthday.. Did you purchase any new 360 games for your birthday or what?? 
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android
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:44 am
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TonyMontana wrote: Gullimont-Kyro wrote: getluv wrote: Gulli it's not Tony's birthday. Mmm colour me an unobservant jackass. ill get the hang of this water-cooler yet. Getluv is wrong. Don't listen to him. Everyday is my birthday! Today I turned 18. It seems just like yesterday that I was 17. Tomorrow I might be in my 40's. I don't really know yet. You're getting old so fast... _________________
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Bell
Indiana Jones IV
Joined: Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:02 am
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Location: Middle Of Nowhere
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Happy Birthday, Man.
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