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Mikle, is your goal to be funny? I mean, do you try? Do /you/ think your funny? Cuz I think the answer really depends on that. (meaning if you don't actually try to be funny, there really is no question here...rite?)

as always, i really dont care much either way...just curious.


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I think the poll is bullshit, if people don't find Michael funny they've obviously had too much time indulging in their own fannies.


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Maybe you just don't get my "sense of humor," Felicity Titwank. :lol:


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Michael = funny.

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BJ wrote:
Michael = funny.

xiayun is funnier, sober, than Michael is.


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Kypade:
When I post responses i just type what Im thinking. There is no "trying" involved. I of course, being me, laugh hysterically at everything I write. Because I'm a genius! True story! To be honest I think we established not everyone was a fan of my sense of humour quite some time ago. I didn't care then and I still don't .

The Deli was my one attempt to entertain. Some liked it, Some didn't, but enough did for me to turn it into something bigger and it found a fanbase elsewhere. Everything else I do? That's for MY entertainment. Because most of the funny posters have given up and I mean, it's not like anyone else is making me laugh. It's funny for me to find the images for things like the Adventures of Felcitiy Titwank because those images make me laugh. And at the end of the day as long as im having fun posting then I don't really care much about anything else.

If I was trying to make people laugh wouldn't that be contradicted by my sometimes brutal honesty? I mean, It's not exactly the best way to make people like you is it? And I do tend to post on numerous occasions things designed to provide basis for debate or to be vocal in a number of things [like objecting on Goldies behalf] now how is standing up for one very unpopular site member going to win me popularity votes? You have to like someone to a certain degree, on some level, to find them funny, and at no point have I went out and tried to win over peoples affections.

At the end of the day though I just dont take the whole forum thing seriously, It's better to go into something and try and entertain yourself out of it than to go and get yourself worked up about stuff. 95% of what I do here is just a joke. The rest is the few occasions someone posts something provoking that I feel I'd like to discuss. So really, If you guys want me to stop entertaining myself with my apparent poor sense of humour, YOU could entertain me instead. By, you know, not posting idiotic crap or boring thread after boring thread.

Although I'm not really sure that a forum which finds this kind of stuff funny is really in any position to be judgemental about peoples sense of humour. I find Mr. X a funny guy, people give him a hard time for it but its like why, hes entertaining himself and from time to time other people whats wrong with that?

And Torrino. I'm not sure if anyone really gets your sense of humour - If creating what could be called offensive polls about people you barely know is what you'd call funny then I'm going with "no, I don't get your sense of humour"
and this is going to sound hypocritical, but I don't really understand the segment of this forum who like to make fun of other users, I find it obnoxious, childish and bitchy. I don't care when people do it to me, but when they do it to other people who have never really done much wrong ever apart from be themselves that kind of fucks me off a little bit. It reminds me of the losers who bullied the dorks at school just so they didn't feel like they were at the bottom of the social tier.

I know theres going to be a line drawn between that and the deli but you know, for a number of reasons it's just not the same thing at all.

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Felicity Titwank wrote:
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Michael is by far the funniest person on this forum... ever! :D

He's hilarious and extremely extremely creative :D


:biggrin: oscar you are truly my favourite.


This reminds me of something.....


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Felicity Titwank wrote:
Although I'm not really sure that a forum which finds this kind of stuff funny is really in any position to be judgemental about peoples sense of humour.


Hm. And those posts there aren't the attempts of a handful of posters to amuse themselves? I'd say the same number of people who found some entertainment in that thread is the same number of people who found entertainment in The Deli, so don't generalize the forum's acceptance for the former but set it aside for the latter.

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Felicity is like Crash...

Crash is the bane of my existance

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insomniacdude wrote:
Felicity Titwank wrote:
Although I'm not really sure that a forum which finds this kind of stuff funny is really in any position to be judgemental about peoples sense of humour.


Hm. And those posts there aren't the attempts of a handful of posters to amuse themselves? I'd say the same number of people who found some entertainment in that thread is the same number of people who found entertainment in The Deli, so don't generalize the forum's acceptance for the former but set it aside for the latter.


50,000 people found entertainment in the racist jokes thread?

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Allow me to reword

I'd say the same number of people on this forum who found some entertainment in that thread is the same number of people on this forum who found entertainment in The Deli.

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insomniacdude wrote:
Allow me to reword

I'd say the same number of people on this forum who found some entertainment in that thread is the same number of people on this forum who found entertainment in The Deli.


I hope its not the same people though. Or i quit life.

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This is harsh

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hans wrote:
This is harsh


It's not really. It's like asking Oprah if she cares that a group of retarded pigeons hate her. She does not because she is rich and fabulous, and pigeons are stupid and ugly. People have a habit of doing this shit with me on here because they know I don't care much. Well, aside from when I cry in the corner when I read Torrinos abusive PMs.

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Michael, i am so fucking attracted to you. The only thing I want to do more than fuck you rotten is to actually become you, but nay, you and I are different beasts. You like Mariah Carey's B-line Boobs, I like Polo shirts and other overpriced shit. I shall try to emulate you though, in essence, why just yesterday I called my sister a drunken brocolli bitch! Sure she smacked me until my face looked right, but the pain felt like pleasure when I thought of you.


I can't believe I bothered justifying myself though. Need to lay off of the smokey vodkas because that was more than just out of character, It was just plain stupid.

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Felicity Titwank wrote:
hans wrote:
This is harsh


It's not really. It's like asking Oprah if she cares that a group of retarded pigeons hate her. She does not because she is rich and fabulous, and pigeons are stupid and ugly. People have a habit of doing this shit with me on here because they know I don't care much. Well, aside from when I cry in the corner when I read Torrinos abusive PMs.

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Michael, i am so fucking attracted to you. The only thing I want to do more than fuck you rotten is to actually become you, but nay, you and I are different beasts. You like Mariah Carey's B-line Boobs, I like Polo shirts and other overpriced shit. I shall try to emulate you though, in essence, why just yesterday I called my sister a drunken brocolli bitch! Sure she smacked me until my face looked right, but the pain felt like pleasure when I thought of you.


I can't believe I bothered justifying myself though. Need to lay off of the smokey vodkas because that was more than just out of character, It was just plain stupid.

It's "da torri," not "Da Torri."

And, I never PM'd you.

See, this stuff isn't funny.


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I'm still waiting for jokes about Brittany's baby cracking its head.


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KJ = retarded, stupid, ugly pigeons
Felicity = a rich and fabulous Oprah

And yet Felicity still hangs around to entertain the retarded, stupid, ugly pigeons...

That's like standing in a line for Xbox 360's only to laugh at those who stand in line

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da torri wrote:
And, I never PM'd you.

See, this stuff isn't funny.


It is to me, and i do not like you so you do not matter. I mean, anyone who has to actually say they never pmed me when I write shit like that are simply not relevant enough to be honoured with my social interaction.

As for britney's kid, thats not funny, probably not true, and I'm not making jokes about babies potentially dying.

As for the chipmunkey thing, I like to feel superior. And when I came here originally there was a larger number of rich, fabulous Oprahs than there are retarded pigeons. Times have changed.

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Felicity Titwank wrote:
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And, I never PM'd you.

See, this stuff isn't funny.


It is to me, and i do not like you so you do not matter. I mean, anyone who has to actually say they never pmed me when I write shit like that are simply not relevant enough to be honoured with my social interaction.

As for britney's kid, thats not funny, probably not true, and I'm not making jokes about babies potentially dying.

As for the chipmunkey thing, I like to feel superior. And when I came here originally there was a larger number of rich, fabulous Oprahs than there are retarded pigeons. Times have changed.


Double standard? Don't blast one group of people for making posts they find funny and the turn around justifying your own posts that others find just as retarded and/or degrading to the forum's health.

I'm just playing Devil's advocate here. I love both sides of this argument.

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insomniacdude wrote:
Felicity Titwank wrote:
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And, I never PM'd you.

See, this stuff isn't funny.


It is to me, and i do not like you so you do not matter. I mean, anyone who has to actually say they never pmed me when I write shit like that are simply not relevant enough to be honoured with my social interaction.

As for britney's kid, thats not funny, probably not true, and I'm not making jokes about babies potentially dying.

As for the chipmunkey thing, I like to feel superior. And when I came here originally there was a larger number of rich, fabulous Oprahs than there are retarded pigeons. Times have changed.


Double standard? Don't blast one group of people for making posts they find funny and the turn around justifying your own posts that others find just as retarded and/or degrading to the forum's health.

I'm just playing Devil's advocate here. I love both sides of this argument.


Yeah you dick, shut up or i'll punch you in the face/sack!
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Felicity Titwank wrote:
insomniacdude wrote:
Felicity Titwank wrote:
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And, I never PM'd you.

See, this stuff isn't funny.


It is to me, and i do not like you so you do not matter. I mean, anyone who has to actually say they never pmed me when I write shit like that are simply not relevant enough to be honoured with my social interaction.

As for britney's kid, thats not funny, probably not true, and I'm not making jokes about babies potentially dying.

As for the chipmunkey thing, I like to feel superior. And when I came here originally there was a larger number of rich, fabulous Oprahs than there are retarded pigeons. Times have changed.


Double standard? Don't blast one group of people for making posts they find funny and the turn around justifying your own posts that others find just as retarded and/or degrading to the forum's health.

I'm just playing Devil's advocate here. I love both sides of this argument.


Yeah you dick, shut up or i'll punch you in the sack!
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Careful, you don't want to give yourself an uppercut now do you?

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insomniacdude wrote:
Felicity Titwank wrote:
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Felicity Titwank wrote:
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And, I never PM'd you.

See, this stuff isn't funny.


It is to me, and i do not like you so you do not matter. I mean, anyone who has to actually say they never pmed me when I write shit like that are simply not relevant enough to be honoured with my social interaction.

As for britney's kid, thats not funny, probably not true, and I'm not making jokes about babies potentially dying.

As for the chipmunkey thing, I like to feel superior. And when I came here originally there was a larger number of rich, fabulous Oprahs than there are retarded pigeons. Times have changed.


Double standard? Don't blast one group of people for making posts they find funny and the turn around justifying your own posts that others find just as retarded and/or degrading to the forum's health.

I'm just playing Devil's advocate here. I love both sides of this argument.


Yeah you dick, shut up or i'll punch you in the sack!
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Careful, you don't want to give yourself an uppercut now do you?


u r so jelus of me. jst admit it!

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Amos, Andrew, Archie Gates,BJ, Christian, Dr. Lecter, Felicity Titwank, getluv, hans, lennier, matatonio, MikeQ, Neostorm,

those are the people I'd guess voted yes or the second nicest option.

which leaves 4 people I've missed. And I could be wrong with my original guesses. It's kind of fun, like Guess Who. Not the film, that film was sore .

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After weeks of deliberation, and with the promise of free booze... I voted yes.

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TonyMontana wrote:
After weeks of deliberation, and with the promise of free booze... I voted yes.


About that....I met this gypsy at the weekend and If I didn't give her a crate of beer her children would die! She had no place to go and she was being driven around in a Lexus of all things. A LEXUS! How could I let her go off into the streets without something to numb the pain?

I couldn't. So I gave her all the beer. My bad.

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