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Price
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Flava'd vs The World
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong?
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Biggestgeekever
I heet the canadian!
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? They didn't put "Episode VII" in the title logo, those fools.
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BK
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? 1) Too soon
2) Too late
3) It's a fad
4) Not enough action
5) Not enough romantic triangles
6) No incest
7) No added special effects and sounds
8) Rip off of Star Trek
9) JJ Abrams cannot direct
10) Star Trek is overrated
11) Milking the cow
12) George Lucas
13) Too long between movies
14) Too short between movies
15) People have moved on to superheroes
16) People only like sci-fi if it's Avatar
17) No Liam Neeson
18) No Darth Maul
19) No Hayden Christensen
20) Jar Jar Binks
21) No Natalie Portman
22) Expectations too high
23) Kung Fu Panda 3
24) Mission Impossible 5
25) Christmas
26) Shopping
27) Didn't know which fanbase it was attracting
28) It's a shit movie
29) Marketing
30) Not enough explosions
31) Miscasting
32) No The Rock
33) No one died
34) Someone died
35) No funny characters
36) No plot
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Excel
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? BK wrote: 1) Too soon
2) Too late
3) It's a fad
4) Not enough action
5) Not enough romantic triangles
6) No incest
7) No added special effects and sounds
8) Rip off of Star Trek
9) JJ Abrams cannot direct
10) Star Trek is overrated
11) Milking the cow
12) George Lucas
13) Too long between movies
14) Too short between movies
15) People have moved on to superheroes
16) People only like sci-fi if it's Avatar
17) No Liam Neeson
18) No Darth Maul
19) No Hayden Christensen
20) Jar Jar Binks
21) No Natalie Portman
22) Expectations too high
23) Kung Fu Panda 3
24) Mission Impossible 5
25) Christmas
26) Shopping
27) Didn't know which fanbase it was attracting
28) It's a shit movie
29) Marketing
30) Not enough explosions
31) Miscasting
32) No The Rock
33) No one died
34) Someone died
35) No funny characters
36) No plot This thread and this post.   _________________Ari Emmanuel wrote: I'd rather marry lindsay Lohan than represent Mel Gibson.
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Rev
Romosexual!
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? BK wrote: 1) Too soon
2) Too late
3) It's a fad
4) Not enough action
5) Not enough romantic triangles
6) No incest
7) No added special effects and sounds
8) Rip off of Star Trek
9) JJ Abrams cannot direct
10) Star Trek is overrated
11) Milking the cow
12) George Lucas
13) Too long between movies
14) Too short between movies
15) People have moved on to superheroes
16) People only like sci-fi if it's Avatar
17) No Liam Neeson
18) No Darth Maul
19) No Hayden Christensen
20) Jar Jar Binks
21) No Natalie Portman
22) Expectations too high
23) Kung Fu Panda 3
24) Mission Impossible 5
25) Christmas
26) Shopping
27) Didn't know which fanbase it was attracting
28) It's a shit movie
29) Marketing
30) Not enough explosions
31) Miscasting
32) No The Rock
33) No one died
34) Someone died
35) No funny characters
36) No plot well done
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Algren
now we know
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? Abrams.
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? The answer is obviously zwackerm.
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Algren
now we know
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? If anything goes even a little bit wrong, Abrams is getting the blame.
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Jack Sparrow
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? Awesome thread and that BK post was....
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Excel
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? Thread is the GOAT.
_________________Ari Emmanuel wrote: I'd rather marry lindsay Lohan than represent Mel Gibson.
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Rev
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? The obvious reason is... LENS FLARES!!!
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Algren
now we know
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? Screenshots make me feel watching all 6 movies.
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Rev
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? Algren wrote: Screenshots make me feel watching all 6 movies. Star Wars marathon weekend  doooo it!
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Algren
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? Just asked my wife. She's not interested in watching "old movies". So I'll ask my bros.
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Rev
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? Algren wrote: Just asked my wife. She's not interested in watching "old movies". So I'll ask my bros. She's no fun.  You should probably divorce her.
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Algren
now we know
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? She's Chinese. Look it up in the dictionary. I think it says "no fun after twelfth birthday". _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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Rev
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? lol why you marry her in the first place? Was it cause she gave you a happy ending after the massage 
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Algren
now we know
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? Rev wrote: lol why you marry her in the first place? I guess the adventure of it all.  _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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Price
Gamaur's sex slave
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? I can't believe you clicked again.  _________________
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Biggestgeekever
I heet the canadian!
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? The Stan Lee esque cameo by Lucas is going to have a big impact on WOM.
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Rev
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? Biggestgeekever wrote: The Stan Lee esque cameo by Lucas is going to have a big impact on WOM. Speaking of cameo did u catch Daniel Craig? he played a storm trooper in a pivotal scene
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? No Beastie Boys in trailer
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DP07
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? Strong previews caused it to be too frontloaded, which ruined its potential.
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DP07
The Thirteenth Floor
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Re: Star Wars VII: What went wrong? Only 238m!
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