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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
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 Are Critics the worst? (Yes) Yay! Ann Hornaday wrote: "Neighbors" will no doubt reward audiences who demand little more than a few broad, easy laughs to be entertained, which, after all, describes most filmgoers these days. WE'RE ALL STUPID, YOU GUYS! Andrew O'Hehir wrote: This is a funny movie in places, but it'll be a whole lot funnier in the YouTube remix that runs 11 or 12 minutes. LOLKIDS THESE DAYS Kyle Smith wrote: "Neighbors" seems to have originated in a butcher shop: It stars a slab of beef and features a whole lot of sausage jokes. To me it looks like a turkey, but it seems poised to bring home the bacon. SO WITTY. OMG LIKE SO WITTY. _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Libs
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Re: Are Critics the worst? (Yes) I mean, Kyle Smith is a nightmare douche so that's not surprising.
I'm hot and cold on Ann Hornaday. She's our local critic for the Washington Post.
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Thegun
On autopilot for the summer
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Re: Are Critics the worst? (Yes) Why are there two critics threads for you right next to each other? Surely they can be in the same thread.
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Chippy
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Re: Are Critics the worst? (Yes) No. They can not.
Actually, now that you mention it, we should just have one giant thread to discuss everything movie related.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Bradley Witherberry
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Re: Are Critics the worst? (Yes) Naturally, Chippy hasn't seen the movie - - and yet he plays the critic criticizing the critics who have.
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trixster
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Re: Are Critics the worst? (Yes) a film critic murdered chippy's entire family. now he swears revenge.
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Brian
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Re: Are Critics the worst? (Yes) Bradley, you sometimes start campaigns against films you "think" will be bad and hate them without reason.
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Bradley Witherberry
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Re: Are Critics the worst? (Yes) Sorry you can't enjoy the irony with the rest of us. 
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Brian
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Re: Are Critics the worst? (Yes) I can 
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i.hope
Defeats all expectations
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Re: Are Critics the worst? (Yes) Ann Hornaday wrote: "Neighbors" will no doubt reward audiences who demand little more than a few broad, easy laughs to be entertained, which, after all, describes most filmgoers these days. FILMGOERS HAVE A HIGH TOLERANCE LEVEL. THAT'S A COMPLIMENT! Andrew O'Hehir wrote: This is a funny movie in places, but it'll be a whole lot funnier in the YouTube remix that runs 11 or 12 minutes. KIDS MAKE FUNNIER REMIXES THESE DAYS, GOOD! Kyle Smith wrote: "Neighbors" seems to have originated in a butcher shop: It stars a slab of beef and features a whole lot of sausage jokes. To me it looks like a turkey, but it seems poised to bring home the bacon. DELICIOUS!
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Algren
now we know
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Re: Are Critics the worst? (Yes) I actually think Chippy's opening post is a rare good post from him. More of this type of post, please. Less of the 'being an ass wipe' type post.
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Chippy
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Re: Are Critics the worst? (Yes) Bradley Witherberry wrote: Naturally, Chippy hasn't seen the movie - - and yet he plays the critic criticizing the critics who have. I have no problem with criticism for a film. Which is why I didn't post all of the bad reviews for it. I have a problem with critics writing things that are ridiculous and annoying. _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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