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 Twerking gone wrong 
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Most days, I would not post this type of video, but screw it.



I hope Libs was not badly burned.

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Seems staged.

Laughed anyway.


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Nice Girl and ass. She can "twerk" me if she wants.
Though in bed it could be a bit scary. She seems to be quite loud.

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Technically she barely twerked, more of a booty bounce but she had it coming. It's broad daylight, 5 candles are lit, an open bottle of alcohol next of them, and she upside down twerks on her front door?

She couldn't have been any dumber if she twerked over a sword collection.

But quite hilarious

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What is a twerk? How do you twerk? I've never heard of this before..

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Dude, your married now, but that's almost a criteria now for dating. There's really no justifiable way to explain it. But it's amazing.

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So, you twerk on a date? Can you just explain it to me. I cannot see the video when I'm at home (no VPN).

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dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance: http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/twerk

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Anything sexual or provocative about it is cancelled out by the fact that it's called "twerking", the least sexual or provocative word ever.

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Anything sexual or provocative about it is cancelled out by the fact that it's called "twerking", the least sexual or provocative word ever.

Exactly what I was thinking. When did we stop calling it 'dancing provocatively'? or simply 'dancing'? I don't see why you need to have names for every single solitary thing.

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It's idiotic people doing something idiotic.

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Mister Ecks wrote:
Anything sexual or provocative about it is cancelled out by the fact that it's called "twerking", the least sexual or provocative word ever.


It could be called "shit flopping", but if it was ever done to you right, you'd be saying shit flopping is the most amazing thing ever!

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This video was staged by Jimmy Kimmel, btw. He revealed it to the world last night.



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Well played Jimmy.


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Seems staged.

Laughed anyway.




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....just cause


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i'd hit it


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Twice

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I wouldn't. She has dirty hands.

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