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 Shailene Woodley v Jennifer Lawrence/Magnus Sex Life Thread 

Whose face is more likely to turn you into stone?
The ugly chick 75%  75%  [ 3 ]
The other ugly chick 25%  25%  [ 1 ]
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 Shailene Woodley v Jennifer Lawrence/Magnus Sex Life Thread 
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If you guys think this has anything to do with sexual frustration and not just me being a massive troll, you're kinda a fool. I could have picked a far range of famous people to do the ugly test with but I chose these two specific candidates mainly cause it was obviously going to tick people off. If I had picked Kristen Stewart and Miley Cyrus, no one gets mad at that thread.

But thanks for hooking onto the bait and answering the question. Good to see I still got my trolling skillz in tact.


Oh no, actually I am still wondering whether you do get laid : )

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Getting laid is good, you're missing out.

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Oh no, actually I am still wondering whether you do get laid : )

Or is the question, has he ever?

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Being rich, having free time to do basically anything you want, and having people who care abou you is better.


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Oh no, actually I am still wondering whether you do get laid : )

Or is the question, has he ever?

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Being rich, having free time to do basically anything you want, and having people who care abou you is better.


I have all of this, outside of the being rich part. And I'M having sex.

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Most people aren't rich, though.

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But we're also having sex... so...

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Oh, Magnus.

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Magnus wrote:
Being rich, having free time to do basically anything you want, and having people who care abou you is better.


I have all of this, outside of the being rich part. And I'M having sex.


Money is king. Being poor or even middle class sucks. I'd let my dick get chopped off rather than be middle class for the first of my life.


But you do realize that it is not exclusive. YOu could have what you have now and still get laid. In fact, it should even be easier to get laid now.

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is there a photo of magnus online? i'm curious how he looks like.


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Ok, go on not having sex.

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You don't need to "throw money around" to have sex.

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H8ER

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Post Re: Shailene Woodley v Jennifer Lawrence/Magnus Sex Life Thr
Magnus wrote:
my friends have been pressuring me to get on Tinder and OK Cupid. I refuse. I aint about that shit.


ugggh me too. My friends have been trying to get me to make an online profile since I'm the only one who's been single for years but I just find it so icky... and yet I dunno, I'm like so close to just saying f it and do it for sh-ts and giggles.


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Post Re: Shailene Woodley v Jennifer Lawrence/Magnus Sex Life Thr
I kinda understand where Magnus is coming from, even though my own personal track record the past couple of years has been somewhat slore-ish

Sex is fun (duh) and obviously has its place/importance, but I'm so not a sexually-oriented person to the point where I don't even ever really crave it.

I find other aspects of relationships a lot more satisfying in and of themselves. Sex is only *really* fulfilling/powerful when it augments those other things, for me.


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Oh and quality friends in it for the long haul obviously >>

But those are rare.


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Post Re: Shailene Woodley v Jennifer Lawrence/Magnus Sex Life Thr
I kinda don't really blame magnus for not thinking its such a big deal. I'm the same way. Oh no! The girl version of magnus. Only not rich and totoally ridiculous. :P

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