I keep sucking on Tuesday's

And yes, the race is more than open, as haste made me make a mess on part 7 (bad math on LF and expansions ignored )

Um yeah.... Part 7 is just embarrassing. Ugh.

Holiday numbers and limited releases are the bane of my existence.

(As if my prior performances aren't embarrassing enough!) lol

That's rite, ya'll! Da interviewz is finallah ready.


While da season will come to a close shortly, with Omni and Christian having predicted for everything in The INF14 Finale, we will have to take curr of sum biznezz. I always enjoy the interviews, as sum sluts can get sassy, some are bitter, while some are surprisingly nonjudgmental. I was pretty lax this season, and I ask fer yer forgiveness. I've been prepurring for skool next semester, since they're making me tak harder stuff, so I've been doing maff tutoring to werk mah skillz. Plus I got a srs manfran who I've been suking.


Plus, ya lazy.

Anywaiz, tiome fer sum interviews b4 I post the part 6 skorez.

Maguire will be furst!



How big of a hot mess was this season, Maguire?
The hottest of all the messes! Actually, I really enjoyed this season overall. It shook up the regular way we play the game, threw in a brand new challenge the game that made everyone adapt to it. I know my style of play changed quite a bit because of this season, and it's fun to do something a little different.

Here we sit again, Maguire. You gave another very, very good run into the last third of the season before your elimination, as it has gone for many seasons now. You're quite good at this game, as it is an accomplishment to make it so far. Do you blame McSteamy for kind of, sort of, being one of the causes of your elimination this time around? As he did force Proud Ryu against you in the last week before The Semi-Finals.
I don't blame McSteamy per say, but it was just a series of unfortunate events. Really what did me in was Rev and Steamy not being able to win a damn weekend! That led to Ryu snatching my key away, and ultimately screwed me. I was at a point in the game where I needed to make a gamble, and unfortunately it just didn't pay off at that time.

Do you think people vastly underestimate Ms. Unity?
No, I think everyone realizes pretty well what a threat he is. He's damn good at predicting dailies (weekends not so much...) and he is able to think strategically. Everyone knows not to trust him, but sometimes you have to put a little faith in people to get you further, and he's just really able to take advantage of being the last guy you can turn to for help. I know everyone in the game was worried about him and that is why he was eliminated the first time (and yes, skank, it was me who set you up in the Inferno. Bitch puhleez, I knew right away you were working Omni and co. to get me out back in like week 2)

Some viewahz say that McSteamy is the new generation you. Except he is an incredibly annoying cunt. Do you have any advice for him?
The problem with sequels is that they always end up trying too hard to be better than the original, and then which makes it worse than the first. Steamy, you just gotta calm the fuck down and not PM everyone like a chicken with their head cut off, it's a turn off to most of the people and word gets around that you've been working both sides. You're a great player, but just try a little subtlety, kay?

What was your strategy going into the game, as you're one of tha usual strategic suspects, and how did it change as the game moved on and stuff like The Challenge and keys played vital roles?
Well it started out last season, when Omni approached me to join in an alliance with him, Corpse, SolC9 and Proud Ryu. I accepted of course, and this gave me influence over a solid 5. Once the game started up, I also got some offers from some others in the game, including matty, Christian, Mau, Rev, X... pretty much everyone in the game. So I used the fact that I had so many different alliances to my advantage, and controlled pretty much the both the keyholders vote and the regular folk vote for the first few weeks. So really, I just worked as many angles as possible, making everyone like me and trust me so they would never want to take away my key and would do anything to protect me. Which worked for a while... until the whole "bringing back voted out people!" twist.

What do you really think of the "voting in eliminated bishes" twist? It's sort of been a thing of controversy. I think it worked with Christian, as he was eliminated in the first eva quadruple elimination week. A hard ass week that was rewarded with one whore coming back. But I'll be the first to admit it perhaps didn't work with matatonio and McSteamy. However, it did seem to really be the catalyst for Omni and co.'s strategic game. Amongst the bad, did it perhaps do some good? Maybe not for you..
The good thing is that it really shook up the game and changed everything, making it all more exciting. At that point, I was smooth sailing until the Finale I think, but your little twist made me have to backstab Omni and co., thus revealing what a skank ho I am to everyone and essentially brought upon my demise. I'm generally not a fan of bringing back eliminated bitches, if you're gone, you're gone, but it does bring some excellent drama.

The biggest part of the season behind closed doors, because stuff rarely goes down in the open, really seemed to be you vs. Proud Ryu & Omni. Who really seemed to play the strategic game this season. Were you surprised to see them coming at your wig?
No, I was not. As I mentioned before, I was in alliance with them from the start. But as things progressed throughout the season, it was pretty clear to me that I didn't stand a chance in the finals with all of them together so, something had to give. So when it was the chance to vote to bring someone back in, they wanted to vote Corpse, but I didn't want him back, so I got the others to vote matatonio. Turns out they found out and that is when the rift happened. Then from there I guess I was public enemy #1, which is unfortunate, because they're cool guys who have played extremely well this season, both strategically and box office wise. (Although I still don't think Ryu should have gone after my key. I'm much less of a threat in the predicting department than some of the other options, so he was putting personal vendetta ahead of strategy).

Even with them stepping up their strategic play, did they still remain of the mindset of being against the best? Once a box office ballslut, always a box office ballslut?
Well they definitely wanted to stick together, but I don't know if it was a "best of the best" mindset. They just really trusted each other, because of their playing style which is pretty open and honest, not deceitful in the least. Is it a smart strategy? Probably not for someone like me, but with people who are such big targets like the three of them, it's best if they stick together since everyone else will be after them. Overall, they're really awesome and trustworthy people, but this season I just couldn't stick with them the whole way.

Mr. X like, finally won stuff! And he even beat Proud Ryu. You and the X-Man are close, were you happy for him for finally winning something after like three years of flop?
It's about time damnit! X has been leaving the game waaaaaaaayyy too early every season since like... the 9th? Hopefully next season we see him back to his ass kicking, season 6 through 8 days.

What were some of the most surprising things about this season?
That jmovie has some game! I always saw him as sort of dead weight (which, to be honest, he has been most seasons). But I got in touch with him and he does have strategical sense to him, I guess he just needed someone to actually want to team up with him. Continue to play hard jmovies! Also there were some pretty shocking Inferno wins (Mr. X! Steamy domination! Me actually getting in on my first try!). I think the format of this season really allowed for some surprises to happen, which is great for the game.

Tell me what jmovies did right now.
Nothing major really, but I always assumed jmovies was one of those who just didn't respond to strategy PMs and just avoided actually playing the game, instead choosing to just go waste his vote somewhere else. But after I got in touch with him, I realized that he was game to work with people and actually had some sense on who to trust and who to vote for, while being very willing to be in an alliance. I feel like if he were to just step up that part of his game about 100 times more, he could be a great player.

I'm not even going to ask who you want to win. No need. Do you think Christian stands a chance against Omni in The Finale?
I think he definitely does. Overall, Omni is a great predictor, but Christian can pull out some crazy good scores and with the craziness of the finale, anything can happy. Plus, Christian knows that if he doesn't win, I will cut him, so there is the threat of violence to push him along.

Although, I gotta say, I would not be upset if Omni won. He has played really, really well this season, moving away from just the box office side of things and stepping up the strategy, so he would be a very worthy winner in the series.


Thanks bish. Yer always a joy in da game, Maguire. Keep yer chin up and rip that slut's wig off.

Before we move ahead with tha purt 6 skorez, we do gotz one moar interview to go b4 we continue.

It'll be posted after deez messages.

Hai, Proud Ryu. Whutcha doing, grrl?

O, an interview> That's coo. let'z go!


Another final six position, eliminated right before the final week. But this season definitely seemed to ride you hard and leave you with $8 for a cab and a need for the Plan B morning after abortion pill. What was the hardest aspect of the season?
There was a period where I was predicting something it seemed like every day. It was mentally exhausting knowing I had to keep winning two contests to get a key back, and failing immunity by the slimmest of margins and someone took advantage. It was kind of merciful honestly to finally be knocked out, even though I really wanted to win.

What was more embarrassing, losing to Sister Unity twice in the final week or when Christian broke your colon with his big penis in season 10?
Oh my, that again. It was maybe mildly embarrassing to lose twice to Sister, yeah, although only because the first one was by such a large gap. He is good though, there's no getting around it.

How did it really feel losing to Sister Unity twice? He's shockingly good at weekdays. But then he is an annoying cunt.
I'm not sure if the worst part is just underestimating him despite all evidence not to, or the fact that he should not even have been in the game at that point, having already been eliminated. But he earned his victories, and had to predict constantly just like I did. I should have gone for jmovies, if for no other reason than he got so many free rides, but got caught up in redemption and got punished for it. Mau is sort of a hustler with his weak weekend predicts that make everyone think he sucks, and then he hits you with a jaw-droppingly good daily predick. The 2nd time around I thought surely I had him. But you cannot leave leave anything to chance with him - I kind of just let my Skyline prediction glide without rethinking it, and just that one film cost me. Brutal.

What did you think of the season, with the need to go through The Inferno to get into The Challenge? Being forced to risk elimination to win?
I liked that aspect of it ok. It made things obnoxiously harder when you are a constant target, but it was a good experiment and made for a unique gaming experience and a good addition to the Inferno archives. I do like good old fashioned immunity better though.

While your main alliance was with SolC9 and Omni, you lot definitely seemed to try your hand at strategy this season, using the game mechanics to your favor and really going after bitches. What made you three go hard?
Well at this point in the Inferno series the people who have played many seasons know whether they are a target or not, either strategy or box office (or both), and we knew where we stood. We all share similar philosophies about the game too. There are a few players who still continue to sink below radar too and they can be a threat just because no one is concerned enough to vote for them.

Explain your relationship with Maguire this season, what went down because I know some drama did, and is this all why you went for his key?
Maguire's strategy game was underestimated as usual. Mistakes were made in trusting him. He is a top notch strategist, and those who don't know any better get punished. Going after him wasn't personal so much as it was just trying to make up for a mistake and eliminate a mastermind at the same time.

A final two of Omni and Christian. Is it any surprise as to who you want to win? Would you dislike if the other did?
Yeah I'm rooting for Omni all the way, but if Xtian pulls the upset I'll at least be ok with it. Aside from the fact that he was already eliminated and took my key, he earned back his spot and is a worthy finalist.

Any final words, Ryu?
As always, thanks for hosting the game! Tranny mess or no, it's always interesting, challenging, and fun. I like to watch the evolution of the game. Hopefully I'll be able to make a run for next season.


Thanks, boi!

And nau, tha part 6 scores. They will be posted shortly, but I just ate seven hot dogs and leftover Xmas fruitcake and I need to throw up so I stay skinny and feel a level of control.

Go Xtian Go!

But be4 I do that, letz do anotha interview, shall we?


I think it's tiome fer SolC9, as he was the next eliminated after Maguire and Proud Ryu, the first slut eliminated in the final week.


So you lost to McSteamy. Again. He went on quite the Inferno winning streak this season and you are one of his casualties. Do you hate his ass?
I don't "hate" anyone in the game. I do hate the fact that I knocked him out of this season and he was given the chance come back.

You, Ryu and Omni were like three beads on an anal string. Why are the three of you always so close? Same ideologies and method to playing this fabulous, ground-breaking, uber successful, eat my pussy Jeff Probst and do my nails Julie Chen, series?
I think we share the same general philosophy for playing this game. Backstabbing is for people who can't predict the boxoffice and need that extra edge. I'd prefer to win on merit or lose to someone better at predicting. I think they feel the same.

Some people found it odd that you went after Mr. X's key twice. People get it, he is weak overall, though he did really surprise this season. But what some found odd about it was that usually the BO Ballslutz like yerself always want to prove themselves as epic, and take out big dogs. It felt like cyber-bullying, and we totes marketed this shit to bring in ratings since lioke, being anti gay suicide and anti slutty 12 year old suicide was the total rage this fall.

What changed this season? Didn't feel the need to prove yourself and wanted the easy win?
I would think the answer to this was obvious. I needed a key and time was running out. So I took the best odds of getting a key. Plenty of time to prove myself against the better predictors once I had a key.

Our final two is Christian and Omni. It's no real shock that you probably want Omni to win, right? But would you like it if Christian won?
I don't have an opinion on Christian winning one way or the other. I would prefer Omni to win obviously. If Christian wins though he deserves it, because Omni's tough.

Do you have any last werdz for mah, SolC9?
The second chance thing has got to go, or be equal to all players.
Good luck Omni. See you all in the next Inferno in a few months.


Thhanks for playing, SSoulzceenine!

I'd pay to lose by 0.19% again on part 7!

Calculating the other scores might take some time though, as BOM doesn't have numbers for Country Strong's Thursday (boxoffice.com does, though) and some weekend actuals are still missing.

But while we waitz fer dat, I got anotha interview lined up for ya'll.

It's jmovies' turn. Hit it, jmovah!


Oh jmovah oh jmovah, how wuz I suppse 2 know? That for the first time since the second Filmgasm season, you would make it very far in the game. Tell me about your journey this season. How did you make it to the end?
The new format this season definitely helped I believe. I could have some bad weekends but still be safe because I had a key. So that was relaxing. Also, I feel like I'm usually in the back seat during the game so I wasn't too concerned about having my key challenged. Plus, I avoided McSteamy's dirty ass which is always a plus.

While you were challenged once, do you think not being perceived as a major threat aided in you making it to the end? Because you can be quite the threat. You can get good scores and you made the final two twice at Filmgasm, but do you think you faded into the background and let the two main alliances of the season, Maguire's team vs. Proud Ryu/Omni/SolC9, fight it out?
Yeah I definitely do feel like I faded into the background and let everyone fight it out. I think being that odd man out has plenty of advantages as can be seen this season, gets you very far.

I've been told that this season you got into the alliance side of things. Which alliance was it? In the past you seemed like a loner, so why did you choose to align this season?
Yes I did join an alliance. I won't say which one though cuz hopefully it can grow in the future of the game. Basically in the Filmgasm seasons I could get away without aligning because there weren't as many over there. Here though, to make it towards the finale I found out you do need someone to align with it. Since this season was the furthest I have ever gotten at KJ, I had to change my strategy and this was the way to do it.

I've also been told you hate Sister Unity and refuse to make an alliance with him. Did he try? Would you have aligned with him and Christian in the final week if they'd come to you? Or do you hate that twat like most?
McSteamy is just a desperate little abandoned child wanting pleasure every second and some of the production stuff seem to feel pity for him and allow him to suck their dick. He tries to act cool but really I consider him one of the worst players here. Rev should of won last season. He has tried to align with me but I can smell his stench from a mile away and never respond to his PM's. I like Christian though and would work with him. I'm throwing a party after the finale for whoever wins and everyone is invited... except McSteamy.

Some people really criticized that eliminated sluts were brought back for the first time eva dis season. *gives Magic-anus bitchface*

Give me the jmovies insight into what you really think of that twist.
It was nice to have twists like that, keeps things fresh in the game. However, Unity was still a whiny baby and somehow returned. If he didn't return, I would of been 100% fine with this twist but it didn't reach its full potential when I woke up and the house still smelled like shit.

Oohh, gorl. Yu can be sassy.

*bends in front of hot UPS men than snaps wif yu*

Ahem... so. *fixes notes* Christian vs. Omni. Who do you want to win The INF14?
Either one really, they are both fantastic players. Even though he did vote me in at the beginning of the season, I am going to give the edge to Christian at the moment. Though if Omni wins I'll still be happy.

Last werds, jmovah?
Another great season Korrgan. It's always a lot of fun. Can't wait for Season 15! Now can someone call security and get McSteamy out of the corner. Jesus man!


Oohh gorl, thanks fer yer sassy black ghetto bish interview.

Bitter much?

Good luck next season babe

Because this will probably be the most boring question I ask since I have a lot more interesting things to ask, so I'ma go on and gettit out tha way.. who do you want to win The INF14, Sister Unity?
This is really hard, since Christiun is a great friend and I really like him, but Omni really turned it up this season. I feel he deserves it. He was the only person as epic as I was this season. He played the strategy game, had an alliance, and was still as epic as always with his box office, which is why he's always such a threat to everyone every season. So yeah, I pick Omni. I'd like to see him win. But if Christian wins, that'd be great too. I love Xtian and I do think he played an amazing game too. I just prefer Omni since I think he had a harder fight.

Did you have an alliance this season?
No, not at all. Not even a little bit. I tried here and there, I did send out Pms cause I really thought I need an alliance at first, but after last season, no one trusted me. So I had to rely on box office. I had to show real skill. And damn the haters, I did. I showed actual skill. Maybe I'm not too good at weekends, sometimes I do well on weekends and mostly I don't, but baby, foolishly vote me into The Inferno against you, and you can kiss my tan Mexican ass.

So you were a sort of.. Box Office Ballslut this season? But like a retard one that's only in the classroom because of No Child Left Behind?
Only because no one would align with me, lolol. Believe me I would rather have had an alliance. We could have done some good stuff. As opposed to the entire season really being Maguire's team vs. Prouyd Ryu/Omni/SolC9/Corpse. But yes, I sort of was a BO person this season. But only because I had to be. I didn't really know I could be one of those pure box office people. I probably can't fully, I admit I am not very good at weekends. But I seriously owned bitches in The Inferno this season. No one else really came close.

You say the season was Maguire's alliance vs. an alliance of Omni/Proud Ryu/etc. Can you elaborate?
It really was. Maguire tried to play them like he was in an alliance with them, but he never was. I actually I had a a hand in why they began to turn on him. Sometime in week 3 or so, after Corpse had been eliminated, I went to Omni. I was trying to make a real alliance with someone. Maguire always react fakely in Pms to me. I'm sure he thinks he's pulling wool over my eyes but he isnt, he always sounds fake. So I knew just like last season I couldn't trust him. I thought I needed an alliance, even if I was at the bottom and would be the first they turned on at the end, so I went to Omni. Tried, but he wasn't trusting me. Which was really my entire theme to the season. No one trusted me even when I was telling the truth, which I did a lot.

The boy who cried wolf, and then when there was a wolf for realz no one believed?
Yeah. No one trusted me or believed me, even when I was telling the truth. I don't even remember lying this season. Not like last season when I could afford to because I had an alliance with numerous people. The truth really was the best way to go this season, with no alliance and with stuff like needing keys and having to win both The Inferno and The Challenge. But no one believed me the entire season.

So, back to what you said to Omni to begin his turning on Maguire. What did you do?
I told the truth. That Maguire, along with Rev and the rest of his alliance, had a hand in voting Corpse in. While I didn't have an alliance, like a real one, Maguire still attempted to treat me like his bitch, telling me who to vote for. I saw an opportunuity to hopefully get Omni on my side, and get in with Ryu, SolC9, etc. and leave Maguire, so I went to Omni and I told him everything about how Maguire had had a dominating hand in Corpse being sent into The Inferno. Omni wasn't too happy. We never really talked after those initial Pms. But I know it worked, as the entire season really became Maguire and his alliance vs. the box office bitches. If he didn't believe me then, he certainly did after the vote to bring someone back in week 7 and Corpse didn't get in.

What happened when that occurred?
I can't tell you. No drama about that on a first hand account. No one talked to me by that point. It was just me, my hand and box office talent. I'd been eliminated too, but got to come back that same week but not in the vote. But looking at how the weeks after that went, and that is really when Omni and Ryu began to come in on Maguire, you'd be making money if you bet that they were angry.

Did you think an alliance with Omni/Ryu/SolC9 was wise?
I now it sounds stupid, since they are way better at weekends than me, clearly not weekdays. teehee. Anyway, yeah, I knew it was weird. But at the time I really thought I needed an alliance. Everyone was coming at me, everyone seemed to hate me. I just thought I needed one, and they seemed like my only choice. They're actually loyal. Maguire would string me along then ditch me in week 6 or something, which was what he was doing with Ryu and them. I thought I could tell them the truth and offer Omni and etc my vote and stuff, but they didn't bite. I just had to play the loner game, and obviouly I did well.

Even in a season that seems to have not really involved you on a grand scale, you were still a huge target that everyone was trying to eliminate. Why?
Jealously. They hate me and my epic box office talent.
lol, I don't know. They hate me, I annoy them, they were scared I'd somehow get a great ass alliance again like last season. Pick one. It's probably all, really. I was sent in so many times. I lost, got to come back, kept going in. Five Infernos in a row. If not for me, Ryu would have gotten a key, and our final three would have been SolC9, Omni and Ryu, and Christian and jmovies would've gone into the first Inferno. Our final two wouldn't be Christian vs. Omni. Probably Ryu vs. Omni. I shaped how the season went. Whether they like it or not.

Are you angry about losing to Omni?
Not really. Sure it sucks, I would have liked to have gotten to two finales back-to-back and hopefully been the first ever two-time winner, but I am truly happy with my game. Omni is a nice person, I like him. I don't feel bad about losing to him, since I feel happy with myself this season.

So you're happy? Finish us out with your last werds, slut.
I am happy with my game.
I feel like I proved I could do it, do this game, even on my own. I've played both games. I've played the alliance game in season 13, and I kill everyone and left nothing but me and the crown. And this season I played the solo, on-my-own game, having to really just rely on just me and my talent, and I got to the final three. Even Ryu, Omni, and SolC9 had an alliance. I had no one. The season may have been Maguire vs. them, but who basically destroyed both alliances? Me. And how could I not be happy with that?

Yeah thx Mizz Unity. cya next season

I feel your pain.

Feel this, bitch

The Death List- INF14 Edition
Harry713
Corpse,Scottie,Gopher (when I returned, not that I ever left I was eliminated like a day before.)
Magnus
Rev
Ryu (twice in the same week)
Maguire (fuck it he's mine)
Solc9
Jmovies

You have there the two main alliances of the season and some randmon losers and of course .... Magnus, talk about domination

Congrats Omni! you reallllly deserved it.

CONGRATULATIONS, OMNI!!!! Well deserved.

I totally collapsed in Part 8 though you'd most likely still win even if I had done better, since you're that good. Great game!

Another fantastic season, Korrgan. Despite me being part of a controversial twist (The 2nd chance).

Now, I have to hide from Maguire because I'm like, in trouble now.

jmovies is a sassy black gorl, I learned.

Congrats Omni. That was some good predicting!

Also Christian, second ain't too shabby.

OMG yes. My highest placement in my.... 6 seasons (?) in this game.

Woo hoo! Congrats Omni!! Kick-ass predicting from start to finish.

YYYYAAAYYYYYY!!!!!





Actually I'm not that happy with my overall score. At the beginning of the finale I thought an 85% total score would have guaranteed me the win, but I failed to reach that target. Too many mistakes on part 4 and 7. Of course, better first with 82% than second with 84 xD

Oh, and a big "thank you" to you and Sol! It has been a great alliance!!!


Mau...I think I owe you something...

Yeah, it was the truth and, don't worry, I knew it. I had no doubt about that, because you showed me some absolute evidence. Not just words, but much more than that. Ryu can confirm how effective your PM was, as we talked about that right after I received it (and awaited awhile before informing Sol as Ryu asked for my assent first). I tried to find a way to still consider Maguire an ally, but it was a fight against reality. It was clear that he wanted our alliance to slowly fall apart to avoid facing a big target in the finale and that he was nothing more than an opportunist. Accepting that wasn't easy at all: first, because I worked very well with him on season 13 and therefore was very disappointed by his behavior; second, because I was the one who persuaded Ryu, Corpse and Sol about letting him in, so I felt guilty. The "bringing back people" twist didn't create any mistrust, it just made it explicit. Though I admit that before that episode I still had some hope about Maguire jumping on our bandwagon. For a few weeks it was kind of a messy situation: I was the only one who kept in touch with Maguire, and it wasn't just in order to help the alliance.

That said, I just couldn't trust you enough to even ask Ryu and Sol to enter our alliance, it was just impossible after what happened last season...



Oh well, thanks for the awesome game Korrgan The key/challenge thing was a very good idea! Although I, along with pretty much everyone else it seems , didn't like the two "resurrections".

Great job Omni! Congrats!

You too Christian.

Have a great safe holiday everyone.