Spot on!

For the record, your right about me not wanting to get naked. I am very private about my boday. But i do have possibly the highest sex drive of anyone i know, and people are aware of this and assume im going to be easy catch as a result. FAIL. My standards are

HERE


and you are














here.

and in reality im actually






















here.

But delluded so i'll still knock you back.

Ummm

This is a forum

This is me bABA

This is one of my threads.


Nothing in here is meant to be spot on

To be honest, nothing in here is suppose to even make sense.

Well ive felt much of your previous analysis of me, in particular, my film taste, has been pretty close to the bone in that its been mostly quite true.

The sexy times one though, not so accurate.
Ask snrub
he can tell you what type of lover i am.
Unless rhypnol actuallys causes memory blackouts that is.

Getluv
Sex Rating: Filthy Disgusting

its not that you like it that way. You just don't take things into consideration. You'd have sex with a man if you'd been holding your own shit for a few hours now. You mistake the man's screams of horror as an indication that he just came prematurely. You sucked someone off while chewing gum and prefer that your partner spends more time jerking you off than actually having sex.

MadGez
Sex Rating: Average Male/show off.

Sorry. Nothing special about what you are into. You're the average guy, desires a lot but more than willing to scale back. Although you do have a tendency of making sure that the woman you're with is more satisfied than you are. Therefore, Sex to you is more about impressing the other person than ful filling your own desires.

Eagle
Sex Rating: Expectant

You expect pleasure from your counterpart at your desire. The fact that you're typing a post on KJ while requesting a quick suck is not just normal but completely acceptable to you. Pinning her down and banging is perfectly fine too. Though not implying that you're ever doing anything against anyone will, you're more of a 'lets do it and if not, i don't really see what the problem is' after which, you go into your room and don't talk to the person till your wish is ful filled.

You emotional blackmailer you

Scott
Sex Ranking: pubertish

You're the opportunistic banger. If one is available, you go in with the intention of making the most of it as quickly as you can. You've been timed at fucking at speeds unheard of .. its like if you don't, someone is going to ring a bell and she will disappear from underneath you. Due to this, you may skip through most of the stuff needed. In your head, you're just happy to be doing it.

Artur
Sex Rating: Exhibitionist

Seriously. I think you're the type who likes to be seen when exposed. You want HER to approach you yet you wouldn't say it yourself. You're a male tease (though who knows if you've got the assets to pull that off). but when you get down to it, you spend more time taking pleasure in your own performance than anyone else.

Be.Redy
Sex Rating: Businesstype

I do not know much about you so i'm judging you on very arbitrary things. You're the type, who before leaving for work, would schedule sex into your agenda, inform the mate and have your secretary have condoms hand delivered home. You're quick, efficient, maybe even on the blackberry while you do it, and if you need to kill 2 birds with 1 stone, may even use your blackberry as part of the act.

Trixter
Sex Rating: Roleplaying

You pretend like you're someone else when you have sex. Sadly, so does the lady.

Frankly, that might be wrong...or not. Never thought about that anyway, actually. Interesting in any case! ; )

Any idwas for Vol. 5, Arsi?

Hmmm

Me please

That's it?

That's what she said.

Game set and match!

I don't know whether I should burst out laughing or kill myself.

you could die laughing

ewwwwww

Partly true in that I do have to scale back, but have not always. And I do always make sure that the woman is satisfied but I do make sure my desires are fulfilled aswell.

So half points - not a bad effort actually.

Riggs27
Sex Rating: Shy

Oh you want them women don't you? But you remind me of that indian kid from Big Bang Theory. All horny but the minute you see a girl, you turn red, pee in your pants and run away.

Episode 4:

I have decided to skip the veggie/meat thing altogether.

Episode 4 will be: Why you shouldn't be a mod.

Important disclaimer: This section does not imply that if you apply for being a mod, you would be rejected. But more so, if there was any reason as to why you would be rejected as a mod, this would be it.

So yea. Bring it on.

I'm not Loyal

I'll play.