Oh stop it, you're a handsome fucker and no one can deny it.

Oh sweet Squee... I think I'll miss you most of all.

Um, hello? Word on the street says you're female.

Obviously this has to do with Freud's penis envy theory.

Hmm... Interesting theory.

However, I will go with the jilted lover theory.

Hmmm... Rod and Jujubee both make very good points. To the point that I have decided to trust neither. Instead I shall place all of my trust in Squee.

Now, as the thread has been lacking a bit these last couple of pages, back to the melodrama!

Don't change anything! You're all beautiful butterflies!! It's not you, it's me!! Of course I'll call! Oh woe is me!

Snrub buying any new computer woudl do the trick but i will read back on this thread to see what the problem is maybe i can help...Howeveer Guillemont is very tech savvy so maybe not LOL

I wish I were lucky enough to be Snrub's jilted lover.

But everyone knows Freud is full of crap.

Oh Snrub...I can no longer deny it. I will miss you terribly if you leave now

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If you leave later it would be ok, but....uh..

have you tried talking to your internet provider, by the way?

Snrub what copy of XP did you use to install.

XP professional... I couldn't find my original copy, so I had to use one someone nicked from work. It registered fine and dandy once I got my internet working, although it did have a shitload of updates to download when I shut it down last night.

Much appreciated redspear. I think I'll miss you most of all.

Honestly, I have no bloody idea what's wrong. My PC is working perfectly fine aside from accessing KJ. All I'm getting is that bloody little arrow.

As I said earlier, I do occasionally get the main forum to load up, but that's it. Clicking on a sub-forum like The Water Cooler or Halo, Wii Should Talk results in the same little < and nothing else.

You remembered our song... I didn't even know we had a song, but you remembered it.

I tried talking to my ISP way back when, but they always blamed it on software. Spent £20 on the phone to a helpline to no avail. Right now, everything's perfectly fine except it just refuses to connect to KJ. I'm just so sick and tired of being forced to use this laptop.

This is the end... beautiful friends. the end...

If by my life or death, I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.

Buy me a new PC.

If it helps, this is all my PC's loading from the main page before stopping:

Snrub does it make any diff for you to try and load the page in Firefox Safe Mode?

How do you start it in firefox safe mode?

Have you tried making a new username, a new account here? And seeing if that in anyway helps?

Wait, isn't this a bit like someone complaining that their stolen car doesn't work?

Usually when you go to Firefox in Programs under the Start menu, there's an option for safe mode.

Make sure all firefox windows are closed first, then go to Programs > Mozilla Firefox > Mozilla Firefox (Safe Mode)

A little box should appear and you click the continue to safe mode option. Once firefox pops up type in KJ and see if it loads. Safe Mode basically disables all applets and plug-ins on the current firefox install which can cause issues with certain sites. Personally i doubt KJ is one of those sites but it doesn't hurt to try.

Well, technically it wasn't nicked, it was given. The company was upgrading to Vista and handed out the unused XP discs they had to their employees because they no longer needed them. As I couldn't find my original disc, I decided to try out that one. It was unused and paid for, so it shouldn't be a problem really.

As for making a new username, I can't even view the forum while logged out. So I don't know if it'll work. I'll give it a try though.

Nah, didn't work. Fuck a duck.

Dearest ____Snrub____,

You've been awarded a personal greeting from TonyMontana for your announcement that you:

_____ are going on an artic expedition to wrestle polar bears, and will be dead soon

_____ contracted a sexual disease via sex with Snrub's mother, and will be dead soon.

_____ Are going to personally meet baba alone, and will be dead soon.

_X__ Are leaving KJ due to computer problems and possibly have only minutes left at KJ

_____ Got stupid drunk and bought a PS3


Your announcement has made TonyMontana have the following feeling(s)

_____ Nausea

__X__ Confusion

_____ Uncontrollable happiness

__X__ Tight feeling in the groin region of pants


While you will never have the opportunity to converse with TonyMontana again, you will always hold the memories that you once did have a personal contact with him. No amount of death, disease, computer problems, or bad purchases can ever take that away from you.

Sincerely,
TonyMontana

Dearest ____Tony____,

I think I shall miss your personalised messages:

_X__ most

_____ least

_____ occasionally

of all.

While I will never have contact with ____you____ again, I can only hope that your life is good, bad, or somewhere in between, depending on how well we got along.

Sincerely,
Help me fix my computer.

Dearest ___Snrub____,

This non-personalized form letter is being generated due to your request for tech help from TonyMontana. We here at the TonyMontana Institute for Technology (TIT) often mistakenly get requests for tech help because we could not think of a better acronym that led to the word "tit".

We specialize in woman boobs and cheap beer, but really can't offer much advice in the way of technology. Still, we hate to turn a deaf ear to a cry for help, so we offer these personal tips from TonyMontana that utilize everything he knows about fixing a computer.

#1. Be sure it's plugged in to an electrical outlet (not a telephone one).
#2. If you live in country like Britain or London, be sure to use their different type of power cord.
#3. Locate the power button and turn computer on.
#4. If it still doesn't work, turn off and repeast #1-#3 until it works.
#5. If you give up on #4, buy a new computer.

We hope this helps you in your endeavor. If we can give you any advice on cheap beer or woman boobs, please let us know. We have an eager staff on hand to assist you.

Thank you,
The TonyMontana Institute for Technology