Tucker Carlson. He got a whopping 12 out of 30 from the judges.

So far, the judges have loved Emmitt Smith (shocking) and Mario Lopez. Lopez got 28. No Stacy Keiblers for me to cheer on this year.

Awwww, Ashly actually gets a partner who might not be the worst dancer of all time this year. Good for her.

OH MY GOD. Who let the crossdresser on my TV?!

Seriously. Lisa Rinna looked awful.

Vivica A. Fox, dude.

I guess she hasn't gone yet, but that lady rocks it out.

Seriously, did you see Lisa Rinna in there? My TV gasped.

Blowfish, she was once not so damn hideous but she is far to fond of the plastic surgeon now, its sad.

Isn't it sort of unfair that Cheryl Burke is one of the dancers again? She and Drew Lachey won last year, so why does she get to do this season?

I know it's different, but still.

Were Springer, Emmitt, Hamlin and Vivica the top vote-getters?

I was glad to see Emmitt do so well. Sara Evans disappointed me, both in her dance and her costume. If she wants to win, she's going to need to understand that she's going to have to show some skin, and can't appear all timid with having her dance partner's hands all over her. Vivica was pretty banging. The girls need to shake their asses for those votes. I'm not interested in any class and grace being displayed.

Because she has a fun personality, and that's good for the show, and its not like she is dancing with Lachey again, so your logic escapes me.

Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!

I swear, if Sara comes out in another old made dress, I hope she gets booted.

haha...how on Earth does somebody dance stiff to something like that? Hamlin sucks!

and apparently the judges are sympathetic, because he was not smooth at all with that dance.

I can tell Jerry Springer is one of the fan favorites. He adds much humor to the show, so I hope he sticks around for a bit.

BOOOOoooooooooo!

How could anybody in their right mind have voted her off and kept Harry Hamlin? He's the one that I'm rooted hard against.

I'm rooting hard against Mario Lopez. Just because.

Mario tried to get all slick with his last dance, and they let him know about it, heh. He pulled that same split that he did in that episode of Saved by the Bell when Slater, Zack, and Screech were lipsynching and dancing around to the Beach Boys song, Barbara Ann. (I feel totally gay for even knowing that show well enough to remember such a small detal. )

I feel totally gay for watching Dancing With the Stars.

But, the women of DWTS usually put to rest any doubts about my sexual preference. Which reminds me: boo to the elimination Shayna. Although, I am happy for Willa's extra week, at least.

OMG...in the biggest coincidence in history, the episode of Saved by the Bell mentioned above was just on. It still is on, but the scene I mentioned just happened.

I don't feel gay watching Dancing With the Stars. Emmitt Smith, and Jerry Rice and Evander Holyfield before him, have made it very not gay. The girls are hottest hot!

Poor Ashly.

She was crying because she lasted longer with Master P last season.

Go Sara!!!

Way to go, Emmitt!!!

From a musical standpoint, the band for Dancing With the Stars is MUCH tighter than the band on American Idol.