I'd just like to say it's an honor just to be mentioned among the top five, and any one of us would obviously be a wonderful choice.

That said, if Arsi is ahead of me, heads will roll.

i have high compatibility, prsence and standing. the questionable thing here is my desire.

However, as already noted, i patiently waited stroked my other offers while there was a delay, risking other positions for this one and went through the trouble of creating more possible banners for this position. Clearly, the desire to be part of this duo is high as well.

dhun dhun DHUN!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


TT?

Toronto is in Canada?? When I left home I was under the impression I was just going to a different city in a different state. You know, like when you go to Puerto Rico. If I had known I would have never left Man, this has been a tough week. The stuff you learn.

In other news, guess what I just bought !

I just sold mine!

5th place: loyalfromlondon




Desire: 5
Compatibility: 9
Forum Activity: 9
Forum Standing: 9
Total: 32 points

We have a proven track record, and I've been a huge fan of loyal since way back when he was fat Peter Jackson. Despite the fact he isn't a gamer, I see us as highly compatible since we have a similar sense of humor and attitude.

However, he's got his own battles going on at the moment, and I never truly got the opinion that he wanted this.

4th place: insomniacdude



Desire: 8
Compatibility: 9
Forum Activity: 6
Standing: 8.5
Bonus Points: +1 point for that awesome Twister picture
Total: 32.5 points

idude is another poster I'd consider to be a long time friend, and there isn't many gamers I respect more than him. Without a doubt the compatibility would be high. I think he showed a decent amount of desire for the position too, and is a very respected member of the community.

The only thing that got him in the end was that he has been more of a sporadic poster as of late, and I suspect he may think college is more important than the internet.

Top 3! And since we all know I'll rank higher than Arsi, this means I get to lose to Snrub! What an honor!

Down to the last 3:

- baba
- jujubee
- Snrub

I'll leave them hanging for a bit.

Mr. Montana - I understand that you have all points tallied and such, but I'd like to offer an opinion if I may....

I look to you to validate my opinions of people on KJ (newbie status, remember?), and so if you put jujubee ahead of bABA (he of inexplicable upper/lower case letter arrangement), I will go about the rest of my day with happiness and joy. Surely, you wish me only happiness and joy?

really? hey, you didn't happen to sell it online did you??

is your ebay name %&#@!sexykitten83xXx by any chance??

Mine was purchased by someone who has only purchased Xboxes in all his time on eBay. (Except for one silk flower in the very early days of his account.) He buys like 3-4 a day. I haven't quite figured out why, yet.

Silk Flower?!?!?

Yeah, that freaked me out as well. Especially since it was only one. Who needs one silk flower? I was too scared to tell him that he fucked up on his Paypal payment and didn't follow instructions, so I just ruined my account instead. (I've had that account for like 6 or 7 years, and I've managed to avoid fucking it up. Until now. )

[s]Jujubee[/s] bABA and Snrub are obviously offering themselves up as a sex doll to get in the top 3. For shame

Does he, uh, have your home address? From the return label?

Oh shit! Well, if I happen to disappear, I name Snrub as my successor as Tony's partner.

If I only wished you happiness and joy, you'd still be in the running. So, while I mostly wish you happiness and joy, the record clearly shows that I sometimes bring you pain and sadness.

Also, you need to make up your mind... one minute you're throwing jujubee under the bus by telling me she likes to kill puppies, and the next your lobbying for her.

Anyhow, as noted before... it is not necessary to lobby for position now. All scores were set a couple days ago, and are heavily guarded under lock and key. They can not be changed now, so if jujubee is ahead or behind of bABA, it's already a done deal.

I don't know what battles... I only caught the tail end of it. Something about you trying to destroy the entire KJ community, burn down some awards ceremony, and that you're actively harrassing members until they flee KJ in a pool of tears and vomit. That's all I know of it. Unfortunately, I worked out the scores before I heard this, because I kind of want in on that with you.

And clearly you've demonstrated that you prefer Fox Sports and Terry Bradshaw (he's an ex Hall of Fame football player and Fox Sports commentator... football is a game with an oblong ball that is carried around by 400 pound guys with protective gear on) over me. The fact that you have a sports job and I don't is just plain wrong.

Top 3!

What an honor!! I didn't think i would beat out Loyal.


There is hope yet .... if I can eliminate Julia and Snrub.

the only way snrub cannot win this is due to his love for nintendo. thats his only achilles' heel.

I shall announce the 3rd place, 2nd place, and grand prize winners at 6pm tonight.

It is still not too late for any of the top 3 to drop out and save themselves from the hassle of instantly adopting 20+ enemies and having their name assosciated with mine.

Of course, you'll also miss out on becoming the #1 KJ duo and all the glory that will follow, but I feel I must warn you of the minor downside, so that you don't come crying to me later.

Sniff. I will be in a meeting at 6pm today. : (

Probably can't check till 930pm then

Who has meetings at 6pm on Friday????

Would 5pm be better?

Do you know who Howie Long is?

5pm would be better for me.