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I agree with Dino. This isn't funny any more.


Neither are your posts and haven't been in quite some time.. Did I like, I don't know, run over your dog or something that you have this proverbial axe to grind with me or what??? :-k


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Assuming Debra is still married, and you wore a condom, isn't it more likely that her own husband fathered the baby?


Her and her husband haven't slept together in something like 7 years.. He sleeps on the couch and she has the bed to herself.. Ironically, my bedroom wall in my condo is next to her bedroom wall so she sends me signals by tapping on the wall when he leaves so I can come over.. It really is pretty convenient... Seriously, the guy has a weak ticker and in poor health cause he smokes like a chimney....


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Only if his life insurance policy has a provision that if he dies due to a train, the pay out is doubled.


Methinks BKB should also off any short, judgmental men with scratchy voices in his life...


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SUPERBAD: This movie was so hyped to the moon, that Debra and I had to see this for ourselves, to see if it was even 1/2 as good as "40 Year Old Virgin" and I'll tell ya: It sucked monkey nuts and the worst part of it was, is that I did feel sort of bad not finding anything really that funny about it, probably moreso to do with this being really a flick for young teens with all the dick jokes and whatnot, but the thing of it is, is that this has been done before which isn't really anything new and because of that, it shocks me how much hype this movie really received.. Overall, I'd be anxious to see how well this movie holds up threw the course of time or if teens were really starving for some sex comedy and this was IT at the time being and nothing else was out better than this..

Great Superbad review - - I share your puzzlement...


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Korrgan wrote:
I agree with Dino. This isn't funny any more.


Neither are your posts and haven't been in quite some time.. Did I like, I don't know, run over your dog or something that you have this proverbial axe to grind with me or what??? :-k


No.. I just find you stupid and unfunny. Your whole Debra schtick stopped being funny about, oh, five months ago.

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Welcome back BKB.

The whole morning sickness thing - it happens and it scares me too. But I wouldnt worry unless her period is really late or its missed. Has this happened?

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Who's Sommie?

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In other news: Excel.. What the fuc* are you doing copying me, everything right down to changing your name to me?? It's bad enough I see this over at RT and whenever I get the rare opportunity to some how post over there, no one believes it's me cause of the clowns impersonating me.. GET YOUR OWN GODDAMN GIMMICK!!!


someone had to pimp the hulk with all the tdk and iron man fanboys :nope: :nope:

As for potentially getting her pregnant, thats the worst

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Korrgan wrote:
I agree with Dino. This isn't funny any more.


Neither are your posts and haven't been in quite some time.. Did I like, I don't know, run over your dog or something that you have this proverbial axe to grind with me or what??? :-k


No.. I just find you stupid and unfunny. Your whole Debra schtick stopped being funny about, oh, five months ago.


it was funny?


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Eagle wrote:
Well,

Assuming Debra is still married, and you wore a condom, isn't it more likely that her own husband fathered the baby?


That is what I was thinking; or does she not fuck her husband?

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Wasn't this show cancelled?


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So I had the opportunity to sneak over next door to see how Debra was feeling while her husband went to the hosptial to get a Colonoscopy done(basically that's when they run a camera up your ass when your plumbing isn't working properly) and while they were steam cleaning my condo and she still hasn't had her period and is still feeling nausea.. My penis shrank when she said this.. :grrr: Man, I really was being careful, but this must be payback for messing around with a married woman I guess.. :-k


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So I had the opportunity to sneak over next door to see how Debra was feeling while her husband went to the hosptial to get a Colonoscopy done(basically that's when they run a camera up your ass when your plumbing isn't working properly) and while they were steam cleaning my condo and she still hasn't had her period and is still feeling nausea.. My penis shrank when she said this.. :grrr: Man, I really was being careful, but this must be payback for messing around with a married woman I guess.. :-k


ou walk around with an unshrunk penis?


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It shrank as in... went from 3 inches down to 1?

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It shrank as in... went from 3 inches down to 1?


Thanks to your sharp teeth it did.. :shocked:


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Eagle wrote:
Well,

Assuming Debra is still married, and you wore a condom, isn't it more likely that her own husband fathered the baby?


That is what I was thinking; or does she not fuck her husband?


Her husband hasn't slept with her in over 6 years.. The only reason he hasn't divorced her isa because the condo is in her name and it's a free place for him to shack up in and do the things he does like excessive gambling and whatnot at her expense.. When he dies, if and when that should ever occur, she'll back the Brinks truck up to his life insurance policy I suppose.. In the meantime, when she needs comforting and love(which generally translates into sex minus the condom break or leak) that's when I come in to play..


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if she is pregnant abortions or puting a hit out on her husband are the only real ways to solve the problem...

does she have any other kids?

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Well, if they haven't had sex in 6 years, how is she going to explain it to her husband? Immaculate conception?

Make sure you get a test done to make sure you are the father.

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Eagle wrote:
Well, if they haven't had sex in 6 years, how is she going to explain it to her husband? Immaculate conception?

Make sure you get a test done to make sure you are the father.

Actually she could always go with the alcohol story, he was too drunk to remember or something.

BKB you one crazy little 40 year old man


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Eagle wrote:
Well, if they haven't had sex in 6 years, how is she going to explain it to her husband? Immaculate conception?

Make sure you get a test done to make sure you are the father.

Actually she could always go with the alcohol story, he was too drunk to remember or something.

BKB you one crazy little 40 year old man


Yeah.. I know.. I need to chill out til this is resolved.. In the meantime, maybe I'll go rent KNOCKED UP to see if it's any good.. God kinows it certainly can't be any worse than SUPERBAD I guess... :-k


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Before Korrgan runs in to say how boring this topic is as though she has anything better to post or say, it Looks like Debra had her period yesterday which is a tremendous relief for me since she's not pregnant and because of that, I've really learned my lesson on this: Buy better condoms and stay away from TROJAN.. That is all.. :hump:


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anyone who believes this guy has levels of retardation thats off the chart.


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BKB's Ultimatum wrote:
Before Korrgan runs in to say how boring this topic is as though she has anything better to post or say, it Looks like Debra had her period yesterday which is a tremendous relief for me since she's not pregnant and because of that, I've really learned my lesson on this: Buy better condoms and stay away from TROJAN.. That is all.. :hump:


i'm so shocked you didn't say something out Reeve and Batman here.


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anyone who believes this guy has levels of retardation thats off the chart.


well we seem to humor you so ...


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