I really like this.

For the love of snack: no.

And therein lies the hypocrisy and fraud and general aura of disgusting.

MikeQ should be part of the team

I have to give my hats off to you people. As I told a few people who approached me, I would rather lose a limb than be a moderator again.

Libs for moderator!

All cool

So, basically, Magnus generously offers you his postion, but you do not support a measure that would give him his postion back while keeping yours in place?

You pig.

yoshue should be a mod too. We need a 'snob' rep.

Yes me too.

Perhaps Mike Q could have a run for the postition.

MikeQ. would probably have to face...(drumroll)...Corpse. Along with Corpse's design and marketing posse.

I don't know why you chose Magnus in the first place, John.

But Magnus relinquished his.

Now now now, I do want to host a mod election. I think it'd be mega fun

But I guess we could vote on that too.

Magnus, the village idiot who drinks poisoned water from a well and then drinks his own radioactive pee and laughs like a slack-jawed yokel.

Pardon? How would Corpse be one of the contenders for the extra mod spot when he's the other candidate?

Or do I just not understand the process...which is likely.

lol Libs, are you the cranky old coot that goes "BRING OUT MATLOCK! MAAAATLOOOOOCCCCKKKKK" at every town hall meeting?

'Aight, that makes the Proposition Goldie rundown: for -- 3, against -- 1.

Zingy and xiayun...?

proposition goldie?

That's only my life's desire...to be that woman.

I'd probably be more likely to replace Matlock with Friends, though. I've been watching a shit ton of Friends on DVD the last few weeks...I'm convinced I could see every episode 1000 times and still find everything hilarious.

ETA: And for some reason, I read "BRING OUT MATLOCK" as "BRING BACK MATLOCK." Which explains my stupid answer to your question.

Well, my plan was to have an election for two moderators, should I win.

If I win, Corpse loses. If Corpse loses, he'll probably still be encouraged by however many votes he mustered to make a run for the mod position.

Goldie's idea was that we reinstate Magnus and, should I win, only hold an election for one moderator (instead of two).

Don't some of the people on Corpse's prospective mod team like hate KJ and badmouth it at other websites and stuff? I'm so confused by everything this entire election has had to offer us.

I am against that.

Torrino, act like a classic victor. You don't extend an olive branch and offer the opposition a role in your cabinet. You rape their women and sow the land with salt.

Gloat, baby, gloat.