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Author:  Dr. Lecter [ Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:09 am ]
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http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=42047


I think it's great :lol:

Author:  paper [ Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:58 am ]
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cREEPy

Author:  MadGez [ Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:38 am ]
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I love it too! I just hope they dont screw things up and leave this on Get Smarts weekend. It should move to July or December.

Author:  Rev [ Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:48 am ]
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His karma is HUGE :funny:

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Author:  Snrub [ Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:52 am ]
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Rev wrote:
His karma is HUGE :funny:

What does that even mean? Is it supposed to be a euphemism?

Author:  Gulli [ Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:55 am ]
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Snrub wrote:
Rev wrote:
His karma is HUGE :funny:

What does that even mean? Is it supposed to be a euphemism?


I was wondering the same. According to Wiki

Quote:
Karma (Sanskrit: कर्म kárma (help·info), kárman- "act, action, performance"[1]; Pali: kamma) is the concept of "action" or "deed" in Indian religions understood as that which causes the entire cycle of cause and effect (i.e., the cycle called samsara) described in Hindu, Jain, Sikh and Buddhist philosophies.


Soooooooo...............he did a huge deed or action???...............does he save the US President from Assassination??, in which cause that's a horribly misleading poster.

Author:  Rev [ Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:57 am ]
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Snrub wrote:
Rev wrote:
His karma is HUGE :funny:

Is it supposed to be a euphemism?


:thumbsup:

Author:  MARVEL_ROCKS [ Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:01 pm ]
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They used indian word. COOL

Author:  Thegun [ Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:29 pm ]
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Nice, they really need to move this if they really want to capitalize on Myers first big role outside of Wayne Cambell or Austin Powers

Author:  Snrub [ Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:39 pm ]
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Gulli wrote:
Snrub wrote:
Rev wrote:
His karma is HUGE :funny:

What does that even mean? Is it supposed to be a euphemism?


I was wondering the same. According to Wiki

Quote:
Karma (Sanskrit: कर्म kárma (help·info), kárman- "act, action, performance"[1]; Pali: kamma) is the concept of "action" or "deed" in Indian religions understood as that which causes the entire cycle of cause and effect (i.e., the cycle called samsara) described in Hindu, Jain, Sikh and Buddhist philosophies.


Soooooooo...............he did a huge deed or action???...............does he save the US President from Assassination??, in which cause that's a horribly misleading poster.

Perhaps the movie's premise is the opposite of popular sitcom My Name Is Earl, where a man whose done nothing but good things his whole life decides he needs to lower his huge karma by having promiscuous sex with strangers.

That said, even that plotline wouldn't explain the odd facial hair and ironically-raised eyebrow.

Author:  Chippy [ Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:37 pm ]
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It's odd how they put a shiny glare on the poster's right side...

:unsure:

Author:  El Maskado [ Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:59 pm ]
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creepy indeed. He looks just like the Burger King
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Author:  O [ Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:38 pm ]
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This is one of the biggest wildcards of the summer. There are some things that are troubling for it though. One, it has Ben Kingsley in it, and we know even films he's remotely attached to don't do well financially. Hopefully the hockey theme isn't too much of a hard sell, and can actually bring more interest to the sport again!

Author:  Dkmuto [ Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:35 am ]
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His karma is huge? Maybe the worst attempt at a play on words (or... I don't even know what they're going for there) ever.

Author:  Snrub [ Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:08 am ]
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Dkmuto wrote:
His karma is huge? Maybe the worst attempt at a play on words (or... I don't even know what they're going for there) ever.

One can only assume the poster and its tagline were made in the midst of the writer's strike.

Author:  billybobwashere [ Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:36 pm ]
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on a random note, I was playing "Scene It" a couple of nights ago, and they played one clip with Mike Myers that was - not was like, not was sorta - was his "Shrek" voice. What movie was this, and did he use the same voice in "Shrek" intentionally?

Author:  Chippy [ Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:58 pm ]
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My memory is vague... but was it his voice from Mystery, Alaska? I'm fairly certain he used a scottish voice in that.

Author:  Snrub [ Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:27 pm ]
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billybobwashere wrote:
on a random note, I was playing "Scene It" a couple of nights ago, and they played one clip with Mike Myers that was - not was like, not was sorta - was his "Shrek" voice. What movie was this, and did he use the same voice in "Shrek" intentionally?

Probably So I Married an Axe Murderer. He played his own father under a lot of make-up and a thick Scottish brogue. It had that great scene where he kept insulting the size of his youngest kid's head.

Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed.
Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!
Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offsides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

Author:  roo [ Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:29 pm ]
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I'm so over Mike Meyers.

Author:  Chippy [ Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:27 pm ]
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Scratch what I said. Snrub nailed it.

Author:  MadGez [ Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:19 pm ]
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The guru looks like Jack Black!

Author:  The Mr Pink [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:15 am ]
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The poster as well as the following plot synopsis have me worried.

"Pitka (Meyers) an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player (Malco) whose wife left him for a rival athlete (Timberlake)."

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