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Best Horror Movie kills of the year
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Harry Warden
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 Best Horror Movie kills of the year
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Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:44 am |
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Webslinger
why so serious?
Joined: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:24 pm Posts: 4110 Location: Stuck In A Moment I Can't Get Out Of
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 Re: Best Horror Movie kills of the year
Marcia Gay Harden in The Mist. Seriously, I was so happy when they finally killed that bitch off.
Also in The Mist: The scene where they kill the soldier. Want to see how far fanaticism can go? Here you are. Definitely not "stylish" kills, but they got the job done for me. And I kinda only saw three horror movies this year.
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Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:46 am |
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Johnny Dollar
The Lubitsch Touch
Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:48 pm Posts: 11019
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 Re: Best Horror Movie kills of the year
I'm gonna go with the one where that chick with the huge breasts got her throat slit. That was a good one. I enjoyed that.
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Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:29 am |
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Bradley Witherberry
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Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:13 pm Posts: 15197 Location: Planet Xatar
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 Re: Best Horror Movie kills of the year
yoshue wrote: I'm gonna go with the one where that chick with the huge breasts got her throat slit. That was a good one. I enjoyed that. Isn't that every horror movie?
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Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:35 am |
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Johnny Dollar
The Lubitsch Touch
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You anticipate me, sir.
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Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:36 am |
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Mr Pink
Aspiring Director
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:11 am Posts: 47
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 Re: Best Horror Movie kills of the year
not all horror, but... oh btw, i havent seen the assination of jesse james yet.
Top 15 Deaths of 2007 [warning: contains spoilers]
15) The Fall of Leonidas, from 300 – The seemingly invisible Spartans have finally had their defenses penetrated. Leonidas takes one for the team, Boromir style, in order to unify a nation.
14) Polar Bears in Jaw Dropping Action, from The Golden Compass – The hero polar bear gets the crap kicked out of him until the opposing bear shows his dominance by roaring. Bear #1 smacks #2’s jaw clear off his head, sending it skidding across the ice like a hockey puck and getting one Polar Bears one step closer to being totally extinct.
13) The Monster’s First Slaughter, from The Host – We see the monster from afar, but it comes out of the water for a close up view of the people. The monster, flawlessly designed and animated, kills dozens of people and swallows them whole.
10) Autobot Gets Ripped in Half, from Transformers – Megatron sits on top of a building, watching the mayhem unfold below him as a significantly smaller Autobot threatens him. Megatron just tears the little dude in two.
12) Stuntman Mike Gets His Face Smashed, from Grindhouse – Kurt Russell gets a taste of his own medicine when three girls shoot him, run him down, and kick the living crap out of him. Oh yeah, then Rosaria Dawson smashed his head.
11) BJ, Farm Animal Style, from Black Sheep – Not much to explain here, some dude gets naked and a sheep rips his dick off.
9) Denzel Busts a Cap, from American Gangster – In broad daylight, Frank Lucas goes to collect money. The dude refuses to pay and Frank pulls out a gun. He says “Just because I can†by shooting the guy in the head and casually walking back to his unfinished meal.
8) Ollie Gets Owned by a Monster, from The Mist – Aw, poor Ollie. Even after he saved that kid from being sacrificed. At least he didn’t have to take part in a mass suicide.
7) Casey Affleck Executes a Pedophile, from Gone Baby Gone – Casey Affleck discovers the body of kid in the bathtub. After an intense few moments, he vomits, gets the killer and shoots him in the back of the head.
6) The Dog Dies, from I am Legend – Will Smith is the last man alive, but he still has man’s best friend around. The dog is his only means of support and first he has to watch it die, and then, he has to kill it again.
5) The Brothers Attack the Drug Dealer, from Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead – The whole movie builds up to these last 15 minutes, and they are some of the most intense moments ever captured on film. The two brothers scream in confusion at one another, both equally terrified and frustrated by what is happening around them.
4) Chigurh’s First Air Tank Victim, from No Country for Old Men – Chigurh, having obtained a police car, pulls over a car. The man steps out and Chigurh places the nozzle of an unknown object against the man’s forehead. The tank hisses and the man suddenly has a round hole in his head.
3) A Peaceful Stabbing in the Park, from Zodiac – One of the most simple and terrifying scenes in recent history. A couple sits in a park in the afternoon, relaxing, suddenly, the Zodiac Killer appears. He holds them at gun point, forcing them to bind one another. After they are bound, he mercilessly stabs each of them many times.
2) Blood and Balls, from Eastern Promises – Viggo Mortenson sits in a sauna, totally naked, two men walk in, holding some kind of curved knife. They attack Viggo, who fends them off, penis flopping around. He is cut many times, but eventually kills the attackers by stabbing one in the back of the head, and the other through the eye.
1) Sweeney’s Revenge, from Sweeney Todd – Sweeney decides that he is going to kill every person who comes for a shave. There is a laughable ridiculous amount of blood spilled. The Judge is finally lured into Sweeney’s grasp, but a crazy, homeless woman stands in his way. He quickly slices her throat and the Judge comes in. Sweeney reveals his true identity and plunges the razor into the Judges throat, blood sprays everywhere. It seems that his revenge is completed until he discovers who the crazy old woman really is…
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The Dark Knight The Machine Girl Funny Games Cloverfield Teeth Wall-E Be Kind Rewind The Pineapple Express The Orphanage The Ruins
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Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:30 am |
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Mr Pink
Aspiring Director
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:11 am Posts: 47
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 Re: Best Horror Movie kills of the year
not all horror, but... oh btw, i havent seen the assination of jesse james yet.
Top 15 Deaths of 2007 [warning: contains spoilers]
15) The Fall of Leonidas, from 300 – The seemingly invisible Spartans have finally had their defenses penetrated. Leonidas takes one for the team, Boromir style, in order to unify a nation.
14) Polar Bears in Jaw Dropping Action, from The Golden Compass – The hero polar bear gets the crap kicked out of him until the opposing bear shows his dominance by roaring. Bear #1 smacks #2’s jaw clear off his head, sending it skidding across the ice like a hockey puck and getting one Polar Bears one step closer to being totally extinct.
13) The Monster’s First Slaughter, from The Host – We see the monster from afar, but it comes out of the water for a close up view of the people. The monster, flawlessly designed and animated, kills dozens of people and swallows them whole.
10) Autobot Gets Ripped in Half, from Transformers – Megatron sits on top of a building, watching the mayhem unfold below him as a significantly smaller Autobot threatens him. Megatron just tears the little dude in two.
12) Stuntman Mike Gets His Face Smashed, from Grindhouse – Kurt Russell gets a taste of his own medicine when three girls shoot him, run him down, and kick the living crap out of him. Oh yeah, then Rosaria Dawson smashed his head.
11) BJ, Farm Animal Style, from Black Sheep – Not much to explain here, some dude gets naked and a sheep rips his dick off.
9) Denzel Busts a Cap, from American Gangster – In broad daylight, Frank Lucas goes to collect money. The dude refuses to pay and Frank pulls out a gun. He says “Just because I can†by shooting the guy in the head and casually walking back to his unfinished meal.
8) Ollie Gets Owned by a Monster, from The Mist – Aw, poor Ollie. Even after he saved that kid from being sacrificed. At least he didn’t have to take part in a mass suicide.
7) Casey Affleck Executes a Pedophile, from Gone Baby Gone – Casey Affleck discovers the body of kid in the bathtub. After an intense few moments, he vomits, gets the killer and shoots him in the back of the head.
6) The Dog Dies, from I am Legend – Will Smith is the last man alive, but he still has man’s best friend around. The dog is his only means of support and first he has to watch it die, and then, he has to kill it again.
5) The Brothers Attack the Drug Dealer, from Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead – The whole movie builds up to these last 15 minutes, and they are some of the most intense moments ever captured on film. The two brothers scream in confusion at one another, both equally terrified and frustrated by what is happening around them.
4) Chigurh’s First Air Tank Victim, from No Country for Old Men – Chigurh, having obtained a police car, pulls over a car. The man steps out and Chigurh places the nozzle of an unknown object against the man’s forehead. The tank hisses and the man suddenly has a round hole in his head.
3) A Peaceful Stabbing in the Park, from Zodiac – One of the most simple and terrifying scenes in recent history. A couple sits in a park in the afternoon, relaxing, suddenly, the Zodiac Killer appears. He holds them at gun point, forcing them to bind one another. After they are bound, he mercilessly stabs each of them many times.
2) Blood and Balls, from Eastern Promises – Viggo Mortenson sits in a sauna, totally naked, two men walk in, holding some kind of curved knife. They attack Viggo, who fends them off, penis flopping around. He is cut many times, but eventually kills the attackers by stabbing one in the back of the head, and the other through the eye.
1) Sweeney’s Revenge, from Sweeney Todd – Sweeney decides that he is going to kill every person who comes for a shave. There is a laughable ridiculous amount of blood spilled. The Judge is finally lured into Sweeney’s grasp, but a crazy, homeless woman stands in his way. He quickly slices her throat and the Judge comes in. Sweeney reveals his true identity and plunges the razor into the Judges throat, blood sprays everywhere. It seems that his revenge is completed until he discovers who the crazy old woman really is…
_________________ Most Anticipated Films
The Dark Knight The Machine Girl Funny Games Cloverfield Teeth Wall-E Be Kind Rewind The Pineapple Express The Orphanage The Ruins
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Thegun
On autopilot for the summer
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:14 pm Posts: 21895 Location: Walking around somewhere
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 Re: Best Horror Movie kills of the year
Grindhouse certainly had the most entertaining deaths of the year. Nothing else compared this year.
Planet Terror -Tom Savini (Ripped in all fours) -Michael Biehn and Jeff Fahey (Biehn finally learns his brothers sauce, then dies, his brother in turn blows up the building -Naveen Andrews (The man to save us all peers his head out only to have it blown off. -And Quentin Tarantino's dick falling off, his face melting, and then getting blown away.
Death Proof -The four person death shown how each person dies by the single act is awesome -Stuntman Mike's possible death is great as well.
And the best non- death of the year is certainly Timothy Dalton in Hot Fuzz
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