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Author:  Box [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:16 pm ]
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Ok, let me start:

-The Phantom of the Opera (2004)
- Armageddon
- Sin City ( :twisted: )

Author:  BacktotheFuture [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:22 pm ]
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xXx
The Cat in the Hat

Author:  andaroo1 [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:24 pm ]
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The Passion of the Christ.

Author:  zingy [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:27 pm ]
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The Cat in the Hat
Pootie Tang
The Adventures of Pluto Nash

Author:  Box [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:27 pm ]
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andaroo wrote:
The Passion of the Christ.


I wanted to list that as the first film, but was wondering how long it'd take for someone else to mention it. Not very long at all.

And damn right he'd cry! Who'd want a future like that?

Author:  jb007 [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:40 pm ]
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Evita
Alexander
Hudson Hawk

Author:  torrino [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:55 pm ]
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box_2005 wrote:
- Sin City ( :twisted: )

Making assumptions before you see them...

What's wrong with it? ;)

Author:  Box [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:58 pm ]
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torrino wrote:
box_2005 wrote:
- Sin City ( :twisted: )

Making assumptions before you see them...

What's wrong with it? ;)



Torrino, it's the name, lol.

Are you kidding? It's one of my most anticipated films of 2005! And it's gonna rock!

Author:  neo_wolf [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:07 pm ]
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Mortal Kombat 2

Author:  Chippy [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:21 pm ]
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The movie known as "Box2005's life"

Yeah, Baby Jesus cried for a great while after seeing that one

Author:  Box [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:26 pm ]
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ChipMunky wrote:
The movie known as "Box2005's life"

Yeah, Baby Jesus cried for a great while after seeing that one



Ya, seeing how it was based on your life story :roll:



Ohhh, burn


Try to beat that =;

Author:  Chippy [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:27 pm ]
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box_2005 wrote:
ChipMunky wrote:
The movie known as "Box2005's life"

Yeah, Baby Jesus cried for a great while after seeing that one



Ya, seeing how it was based on your life story :roll:



Ohhh, burn


Try to beat that =;


It was based on your MOMMAS life!

\:D/

Author:  Box [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:29 pm ]
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ChipMunky wrote:

It was based on your MOMMAS life!

\:D/


LAME!

*Chases Chip around the house*


They already made your life into a film. It's called "I Am Sam"! Yes you are!

Author:  Chippy [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:33 pm ]
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box_2005 wrote:

LAME!

*Chases Chip around the house*


They already made your life into a film. It's called "I Am Sam"! Yes you are!


Pfft... now your making fun of "special" people. How can you sink so low!

[-X

Author:  andaroo1 [ Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:17 am ]
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box_2005 wrote:
andaroo wrote:
The Passion of the Christ.

And damn right he'd cry! Who'd want a future like that?

Actually, I think he would cry for other reasons. For reasons dealing with iconization and the celebrity of Christ. From reading the Bible, life experiences, and my own thoughts, I don't think Jesus would have wanted all the focus to be on that particular instance of his life.

But that's just me.

Author:  lovemerox [ Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:01 pm ]
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White Noise
Darkness Falls
Anchorman

Author:  Algren [ Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:06 pm ]
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Does "films that make Baby Jesus cry" mean, films that are lame? :???:

Author:  torrino [ Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:52 pm ]
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Algren wrote:
Does "films that make Baby Jesus cry" mean, films that are lame? :???:

Whadda you think? ;)

Author:  dolcevita [ Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:01 pm ]
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Y'all are so off the mark. :wink:

The #1 movie that would make Baby Jesus cry would clearly be Begotten.

Author:  torrino [ Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:43 pm ]
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The Big Lebowski would confuse Baby Jesus greatly.

"Big Momma Mary and Homie G, why does that scary-looking pedophile dude with the ponytail have the same name I do?"

Author:  Riggs [ Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:56 pm ]
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Shrek 2
Chronicles of Riddick
Chicago

Author:  Maverikk [ Thu Jan 13, 2005 6:01 pm ]
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Old Yeller would bring a tear to his eye. :cry:

Author:  Chris [ Thu Jan 13, 2005 6:12 pm ]
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box_2005 wrote:
andaroo wrote:
The Passion of the Christ.


I wanted to list that as the first film, but was wondering how long it'd take for someone else to mention it. Not very long at all.

And damn right he'd cry! Who'd want a future like that?


I know I would cry. :cry:

Author:  Algren [ Thu Jan 13, 2005 6:31 pm ]
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torrino wrote:
Algren wrote:
Does "films that make Baby Jesus cry" mean, films that are lame? :???:

Whadda you think? ;)


:chandler bing voice: Well i dont know, thats why i WAS ASKING!!!!! :chandler bing voice:

Seriously, what does it mean?

Author:  Spidey [ Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:01 pm ]
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GIGLI

I can't believe know one has said that one yet!

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