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Author:  El Maskado [ Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:15 pm ]
Post subject:  What if Uwe Boll, Michael Bay,McG made a film together?

Would we have the worst epical film in history?
And produced by Paul Anderson and Roland Emmerich
It would make alot of money but it will mainly combine the T&A and fast car rap-metal feature of McG, the no story substance and all tv commercial work of Michael Bay combined with a pop singer singing some sappy theme song, and the video game action of Uwe Boll

Im looking forward to it!

Author:  Mister Ecks [ Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:20 pm ]
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All they need is Jerry Bruckheimer to produce it. He's hit and miss, and he needs a big, fat miss. The sheer thought of this is incredibly scary. Makes Catwoman sound like Lord of the Rings.

Author:  zingy [ Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:02 pm ]
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That would be sweet! :wink:

Author:  BacktotheFuture [ Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:05 pm ]
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Zing's Review

"Guys it was amazing. I was out of my seat for the entire movie. I don't care if there was not one line in the entire movie IT KICKED ASS. My new #1 movie of the year."

:lol:

Author:  zingy [ Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:08 pm ]
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BacktotheFuture wrote:
Zing's Review

"Guys it was amazing. I was out of my seat for the entire movie. I don't care if there was not one line in the entire movie IT KICKED ASS. My new #1 movie of the year."

:lol:


Touche'. :lol:

Author:  Mister Ecks [ Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:08 pm ]
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More like BKB's review:

"Paul "The Man" Anderson delivers again!! Even though he had little to do, his mere presence ignited the film!!!! Ummmm........ McG's direction was brilliant. NOthing short of Oscar-worthy..... hmmmm... The story was GREAT! nice and simple.... very nice.... "

Author:  Groucho [ Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:13 pm ]
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"Makes Armageddon look like 'Driving Miss Daisy'"!

Heh! I'd be avoiding that film, you can be sure.

Author:  Snrub [ Thu Dec 30, 2004 6:04 pm ]
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Mr. X wrote:
More like BKB's review:

"Paul "The Man" Anderson delivers again!! Even though he had little to do, his mere presence ignited the film!!!! Ummmm........ McG's direction was brilliant. NOthing short of Oscar-worthy..... hmmmm... The story was GREAT! nice and simple.... very nice.... "


Christ, it was never MEANT to be an Oscar contender! It was just a meant to be a great bit of popcorn summer entertainment that you internet FANBOYS could NEVER enjoy because you're too busy kissing Peter Jackson's ASS. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I said "ass". :lol: :lol: :lol:

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