You know something.

This is the first movie I ever saw after which, i felt embarrassed leaving the cinema.

This movie was stupid. Plain stupid! I love stupid. And it disgusted me. Weak dialogue, weak attempt at just about everything.

And having said all of this, its awful to know that some of the best laugh out moments (very generously spaced out, which is not a good thing) in my life came from this movie. Sometimes the stupidity was so absurd and unexpected, that on more than 2 occasions, i found myself on the floor of the cinema trying to catch my breath. Ofcourse, all the in between time was spent looking at the other people suffering in the theatre and pretending like we're not really there.

So whats your take on it. Did you see it? What did you think.

I personally think this is a movie where a persona genuinely thought of some really really excellent and creative things, yet limited, but then decided to put them in with a bunch of things that were completely retarded. I almost want to recommend it to people for the laughs they'll never experience otherwise but i always stop myself because i know i will lose complete credibility for the rest of my life.

HAHAHAHAHA!


It is so prepsterous! Such an outrageously bad film!


I loved it beyond my ability to defend it! It is an absolutely terrible film, and so easily bashable.

There is no justification for it, but I don't think anyone needs to resort ot justifying it.

I thought it was ridiculous, and not in the way intended.

LOL!!!, that movies is the stupidest most annoying piece of crap i ever seen!!....sorry excuse of a movie!!

The movie that has made me laugh more than any other movie ive ever seen.And it is a bad movie but its funny as hell.

Please tell us your favorite part in the movie.

I had 2

One were the flashbacks of the chinese dude
ex: He told me, "Something would happen"
And they show the flashback and the guy says "Something would happen"

stuff like that...hilarious

and I loved the dudes training all the time with the singing of little kids in the background. oh and the squeaky shoes on the annoying fat dude.

sigh ....

This is probably in my top 10 or 20 worst movies ever. Yuck. Crap.

Anything with Wimp Lo.

Master Betty: Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.


Wimp Lo: I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy.


The Chosen One: I'll take a pound of nuts.
Shop Keeper: THATS A LOT OF NUTS!


The Chosen One: Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.


Master Betty: I spanked you as a baby, and I'll spank you now BITCH.


Wimp Lo: Take a close look. 'Cause I rule, baby.
The Chosen One: And who do you rule, the large-dark-nipple people?


[Chosen One kicks Wimp-Lo in the face. Wimp-Lo does a pose]
Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!


Wimp Lo: My nipples look like Milk Duds.

Master Tang: I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn. And it's non-dairy.

Wimp Lo: I'm bleeding, making me the victor.


Master Tang: Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... you know, as a joke.

Wimp Lo: If you've got an ass I'll kick it!

Wimp Lo: Knock, knock. Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked!



how can anyone not like this movie?

funniest movie ever...l loved it

Master Betty: I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH.

Wimp Lo: I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.

This was a great scene where she kept taking her clothes off and putting them back onLing: But Chosen One, I'd like to help you, but I, I, I, I, I , I, I just can't. I won't! WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH!
Chosen One: He wasn't at the restaraunt, do you know where he is?
Ling: No, I won't tell. Stay, stay and live, live a life with me. WEE-OOH!
Chosen One: Look Ling, those curly qs in your hair make me so hot I can't think straight!
Ling: you'll never make it. Never make it. Never make it. Never make it, never. Don't you see you can't make it?
[Chosen One grabs her shoulders and is clearly swearing]
Chosen one: [calmly] I implore you to reconsider.
Ling: Hmmmmm, OK.

Master Betty: Hmmm, yes, a tiny net is a death sentence. It's a net, and it's tiny.

Master Tang: I know you seek The Chosen One. And I know what you did to his family.
[begins coughing]
Master Tang: And now, I'm going to beat you up.
Master Betty: Do you need a glass of water, or something? Geez, at least cover your mouth. We're all going to catch it.

Master Doe: I have a mortal wound.
Master Tang: Where? Where does it hurt?
Master Doe: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.

Mayor: Er, Master Betty, what is the Evil Councel's plan?
Betty: Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad.

[Betty has thrown a claw at Master Tang, the action freezes]
Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die.
[Action resumes, Tang gets hit with the claw]
Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a).

Master Tang: I remember a long time ago, when a friend told me there would be a chosen one.
[Flashback to a younger Tang talking to Master Doe]
Master Doe: There will be a chosen one.
Master Tang: He then told me of the significance.
[Flashback]
Master Doe: It will be significant.
Master Tang: And then he killed the dog.
[Flashback, Master Doe closes his eyes, we hear a fart then a dog whimper]
Chosen One: I now officially know too much.

Those are the best quotes ever, neo_wolf and Token Brown Dude!

I love stupid movies to death, maybe that's why I loved Spongebob and the Grinch so much.....

Absolutely loved the damn film

Weeeeeeee
Weeeeeeee

This is what mocking cheesy movies all about unlike Team America

This wasn't even Showgirls goodbad. It was just plain bad. I didn't make it though the whole thing, and have done my best to force it from my memory, so I can't drop any one-liners. Not that there were any mind you...I can't believe I'm not the only one who has see this movie.

yes...the movie sucked .. but to say it didn't even have a good one liner is just wrong ... it did ... it did quite a few