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Author:  Michael. [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Who should helm Scary Movie 5?

I personally find that David Zuckers presence is killing this series. He is not good at modern parody...at all. Infact I think he's getting the saga confused with slapstick. Which is not funny.

Author:  zingy [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:28 pm ]
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I'd like to see the Wayans return, but I doubt it'll happen.

Zucker actually has another spoof coming next February called Superhero Movie. I'm not sure what to expect from that.

Author:  Michael. [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:31 pm ]
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Zingaling wrote:
I'd like to see the Wayans return, but I doubt it'll happen.

Zucker actually has another spoof coming next February called Superhero Movie. I'm not sure what to expect from that.


I'd guess a superhero called "Fabulous Man" who falls over a lot and bangs his head because hes a "silly goose"

Seriously there are a lot of directors out there who would be much, much better for the saga

Author:  Shack [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:32 pm ]
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I haven't seen SM4, but assuming it's like SM3, definitely not Zucker. I would want the Wayans, though I doubt that'll happen.

I think they should just go with somebody new. The franchise is already so known, that it'll be succesful no matter what.

Author:  trixster [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:39 pm ]
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No more Scary Movies... :wacko:

But, since that won't happen, the series could use some fresh blood. No more Wayans and no more Zucker. Someone else.

Author:  haerpinot [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:41 pm ]
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Zucker, though I wish he were more on his game than he is right now. Still I think Zucker at his worst is better than the Wayans at their best.

It's not like the Wayans are busy churning out comedy classics anyway now that they're not working with the Scary Movie franchise, unless you live in some warped world where White Chicks and the upcoming Little Man are comedy classics. I think the movies are better off without them now.

Ideally they would find another team that has a fresher take on the spoofing world and hasn't reached some sort of artistic decline. I'm just not sure who would fit that bill.

Author:  Libs [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:47 pm ]
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Anton Lavey.

And, yes, I'm just kidding, idiots.

Author:  The Dark Shape [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:48 pm ]
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Zucker, but for God's sake, give him some inspiration. He's just going through the motions.

Author:  zennier [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:38 pm ]
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Felicity Titwank wrote:
Zingaling wrote:
I'd like to see the Wayans return, but I doubt it'll happen.

Zucker actually has another spoof coming next February called Superhero Movie. I'm not sure what to expect from that.


I'd guess a superhero called "Fabulous Man" who falls over a lot and bangs his head because hes a "silly goose"

Seriously there are a lot of directors out there who would be much, much better for the saga


They stole my life story and turned it into a movie? :mad:

I coined "silly goose" at the tender age of 5

Author:  nghtvsn [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:49 pm ]
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I chose I don't want to see another one, but if they do make another one have Zucker make it again so he can run this franchise into the dirt.

If they were able to go back in time and redo SM4 I think they should have spoofed the KB films and Sin City, but Zucker probably would have f'd that up too.

Author:  getluv [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:50 pm ]
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I think Anna Faris and Regina Hall could make it themselves. It seems they know what they're on about, when they were talking about Zucker.

Author:  Harry Warden [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:00 am ]
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Someone young who has some fresh ideas. Maybe an Indie director who wants to make the jump to the big time.

Author:  Bradley Witherberry [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:32 am ]
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I think it could finally be Scorsese's shot at an Oscar...

Author:  A. G. [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:50 am ]
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Joe wrote:
Someone young who has some fresh ideas. Maybe an Indie director who wants to make the jump to the big time.

:2thumbsup:

Author:  Chippy [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:03 am ]
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They should wipe the last 3 off the face of the planet. Funny in some spots... but fail miserably pretty much every time

Author:  STEVE ROGERS [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:26 am ]
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Felicity Titwank wrote:
I personally find that David Zuckers presence is killing this series. He is not good at modern parody...at all. Infact I think he's getting the saga confused with slapstick. Which is not funny.


I voted for not having another one.. The joke has been done now 4 times and is no longer fresh and when they do have a fresh joke, it's shown over and over on the commercials to the point of being stale when you see it..

Author:  Kris K [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:38 am ]
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I don't really want one after the diabolical 3rd movie, but if so, the Wayans, for sure.

Author:  Thegun [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:47 pm ]
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Hopefully it will be me. That is basically what the screenplay I'm trying to sell right now is about. However, its a revamp old school spoof, not this flavor of the month crap anymore. Its a spoof of the original Halloween called EASTER. However, it doesnt really have a part for Anna Faris, unless of course, its a prequel to the others.

Author:  Anonymous [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:08 pm ]
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Archie Gates wrote:
Joe wrote:
Someone young who has some fresh ideas. Maybe an Indie director who wants to make the jump to the big time.

:2thumbsup:


I watched My Big Fat Independent Movie. :unsure:

Author:  Michael. [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:09 pm ]
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White Chicks is a very, very funny movie. I mean, seriously funny.

Sure is about as low brow as they come and probably offensive on many levels, but damn I laughed.

Author:  zennier [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:14 pm ]
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Felicity Titwank wrote:
White Chicks is a very, very funny movie. I mean, seriously funny.

Sure is about as low brow as they come and probably offensive on many levels, but damn I laughed.


Indeed. I laughed, but felt bad. lol.

Author:  getluv [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:38 pm ]
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I love WHITE CHICKS. Bloody Classic and like SCARY MOVIE its a comedy you can watch over and over.

I can't wait for LITTLE MAN.

Also i read, that they want SCARY MOVIE 5 to be released next Easter.

Author:  Michael. [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:43 pm ]
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Easter is a dumb release date for it. They should either be going with a summer release or a halloween one.

Author:  STEVE ROGERS [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:11 pm ]
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Felicity Titwank wrote:
White Chicks is a very, very funny movie. I mean, seriously funny.

Sure is about as low brow as they come and probably offensive on many levels, but damn I laughed.


If the white man would've made a movie spoofing the black Man or black woman titled "BLACK BITCHES" or "HOMIES IN THE HOOD", The NAACP would've been all over this, but it was alright to poke fun at white women.. Interesting.. :-k

Author:  Harry Warden [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:22 pm ]
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BKB_The_Man wrote:
Felicity Titwank wrote:
White Chicks is a very, very funny movie. I mean, seriously funny.

Sure is about as low brow as they come and probably offensive on many levels, but damn I laughed.


If the white man would've made a movie spoofing the black Man or black woman titled "BLACK BITCHES" or "HOMIES IN THE HOOD", The NAACP would've been all over this, but it was alright to poke fun at white women.. Interesting.. :-k


Maybe you should form a new organization: The NAAWP - The National Association for the Advancement of White People :biggrin:

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