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 Who should helm Scary Movie 5? 

Who should helm SM5?
David Zucker 12%  12%  [ 4 ]
The Wayans 36%  36%  [ 12 ]
Another Director/Writing team 24%  24%  [ 8 ]
I dont want another Scary Movie... 27%  27%  [ 9 ]
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 Who should helm Scary Movie 5? 
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I personally find that David Zuckers presence is killing this series. He is not good at modern parody...at all. Infact I think he's getting the saga confused with slapstick. Which is not funny.

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I'd like to see the Wayans return, but I doubt it'll happen.

Zucker actually has another spoof coming next February called Superhero Movie. I'm not sure what to expect from that.


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Zingaling wrote:
I'd like to see the Wayans return, but I doubt it'll happen.

Zucker actually has another spoof coming next February called Superhero Movie. I'm not sure what to expect from that.


I'd guess a superhero called "Fabulous Man" who falls over a lot and bangs his head because hes a "silly goose"

Seriously there are a lot of directors out there who would be much, much better for the saga

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I haven't seen SM4, but assuming it's like SM3, definitely not Zucker. I would want the Wayans, though I doubt that'll happen.

I think they should just go with somebody new. The franchise is already so known, that it'll be succesful no matter what.

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No more Scary Movies... :wacko:

But, since that won't happen, the series could use some fresh blood. No more Wayans and no more Zucker. Someone else.

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Zucker, though I wish he were more on his game than he is right now. Still I think Zucker at his worst is better than the Wayans at their best.

It's not like the Wayans are busy churning out comedy classics anyway now that they're not working with the Scary Movie franchise, unless you live in some warped world where White Chicks and the upcoming Little Man are comedy classics. I think the movies are better off without them now.

Ideally they would find another team that has a fresher take on the spoofing world and hasn't reached some sort of artistic decline. I'm just not sure who would fit that bill.


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Anton Lavey.

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Zucker, but for God's sake, give him some inspiration. He's just going through the motions.

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Felicity Titwank wrote:
Zingaling wrote:
I'd like to see the Wayans return, but I doubt it'll happen.

Zucker actually has another spoof coming next February called Superhero Movie. I'm not sure what to expect from that.


I'd guess a superhero called "Fabulous Man" who falls over a lot and bangs his head because hes a "silly goose"

Seriously there are a lot of directors out there who would be much, much better for the saga


They stole my life story and turned it into a movie? :mad:

I coined "silly goose" at the tender age of 5


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I chose I don't want to see another one, but if they do make another one have Zucker make it again so he can run this franchise into the dirt.

If they were able to go back in time and redo SM4 I think they should have spoofed the KB films and Sin City, but Zucker probably would have f'd that up too.

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I think Anna Faris and Regina Hall could make it themselves. It seems they know what they're on about, when they were talking about Zucker.


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Someone young who has some fresh ideas. Maybe an Indie director who wants to make the jump to the big time.


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I think it could finally be Scorsese's shot at an Oscar...


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Joe wrote:
Someone young who has some fresh ideas. Maybe an Indie director who wants to make the jump to the big time.

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They should wipe the last 3 off the face of the planet. Funny in some spots... but fail miserably pretty much every time

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Felicity Titwank wrote:
I personally find that David Zuckers presence is killing this series. He is not good at modern parody...at all. Infact I think he's getting the saga confused with slapstick. Which is not funny.


I voted for not having another one.. The joke has been done now 4 times and is no longer fresh and when they do have a fresh joke, it's shown over and over on the commercials to the point of being stale when you see it..


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I don't really want one after the diabolical 3rd movie, but if so, the Wayans, for sure.


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Hopefully it will be me. That is basically what the screenplay I'm trying to sell right now is about. However, its a revamp old school spoof, not this flavor of the month crap anymore. Its a spoof of the original Halloween called EASTER. However, it doesnt really have a part for Anna Faris, unless of course, its a prequel to the others.

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Someone young who has some fresh ideas. Maybe an Indie director who wants to make the jump to the big time.

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White Chicks is a very, very funny movie. I mean, seriously funny.

Sure is about as low brow as they come and probably offensive on many levels, but damn I laughed.

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Felicity Titwank wrote:
White Chicks is a very, very funny movie. I mean, seriously funny.

Sure is about as low brow as they come and probably offensive on many levels, but damn I laughed.


Indeed. I laughed, but felt bad. lol.


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I love WHITE CHICKS. Bloody Classic and like SCARY MOVIE its a comedy you can watch over and over.

I can't wait for LITTLE MAN.

Also i read, that they want SCARY MOVIE 5 to be released next Easter.


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Easter is a dumb release date for it. They should either be going with a summer release or a halloween one.

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Felicity Titwank wrote:
White Chicks is a very, very funny movie. I mean, seriously funny.

Sure is about as low brow as they come and probably offensive on many levels, but damn I laughed.


If the white man would've made a movie spoofing the black Man or black woman titled "BLACK BITCHES" or "HOMIES IN THE HOOD", The NAACP would've been all over this, but it was alright to poke fun at white women.. Interesting.. :-k


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BKB_The_Man wrote:
Felicity Titwank wrote:
White Chicks is a very, very funny movie. I mean, seriously funny.

Sure is about as low brow as they come and probably offensive on many levels, but damn I laughed.


If the white man would've made a movie spoofing the black Man or black woman titled "BLACK BITCHES" or "HOMIES IN THE HOOD", The NAACP would've been all over this, but it was alright to poke fun at white women.. Interesting.. :-k


Maybe you should form a new organization: The NAAWP - The National Association for the Advancement of White People :biggrin:


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