But you did.

there is one film....my top comedy...thatll make some of you go "wtf". but others...maybe you magnus, as you liked friday, will love it.

but the rest are all impossible to dislike. i know peopel dont like godzilla or whatever, but these films are good movies. number 5 and 3 are two of, imo, the most under rated movies ever. their never talked about. ever. actually, iwont have alot of time tomorrow, so ill do 5 and 4 right now.

#5 LETHAL WEAPON 2



Simply incredible. Never did I expoect such a great sequel that was also so entertaining. Joe Pescis Leo Getz is one of the best side kick creations ever.

"THEY FUCK YOU AT THE DRIVE THROUGH, OK OK OK, THEY FUCK YOU AT THE DIRVE THROUGH OH AND WHO GETS FUCKED OH LEOOO GETZ!"

I mean, the first time i saw this, and the condom commericla with reann comes on and leo tells murtaugh "i love this commercial she is so hot"...i was on the ground laughing for about 10 minutes. i may just go watch this tonight.

tomorrow im busy for quite a while. and this isnt way too high. this aint the oscars. this is about entertainment. rewatchability. that flick has ah elluva lot of that.

#4 THE NUTTY PROFESSOR



BEST COMEDY EVER. Murphy is simply hilarious. As himself, as sherman, as mama, as papa, as brother, as grandma. just watch this movie, and watch shermans facial expression. too funny. just listen to the shit that comes out of their mouths

"Carla I hope you cann cook czause someone has too feed my sherman!"-mrs. klump
"you gonna enjoy making dem grand babies-got dem child bearing hips-babeh pop right out-*popping souind*"-brother
"you want you colon clenzed fine ima clean mine"-mr. klump
"his fraternity was having this thing called "pig day"....its the only reason he asked me out"-fat girl on lance perkins
"hes getting fatter. we cant stop him"-doctor
-anything that comes out of reggies mouth"got more crack them ahrlem!" refering to shermans ass.

BUT what makes this so good, is like wedding crashers....theres a heart. theres a lot of depth. like so many people out there, hes overweight but wants something he knows he cant have. Who doesnt feel bad for him by the end of the movie? it may be funny, but i remember seein gthis in theater and seeing girls cry, and rightfully so. this si a damn fine movie.

Hehe.

#3 GOLDFINGER



Im a huge bond fan. this has/started it all.

-the aston martin
-oddjob
-opening action set piece
-shirley bassy song
-pussy galore

plus, goldfingers plot is actually quite ingenious and original, unlike most bond films. great action, great story, greaty plot, great score, great direction...no wonder it inflates to 450 million domestically.

than you have no sense of humor. just looking at that poster makes meh chuckle A HAH BWAH HAH BWAH HAH.

#2 BATMAN BEGINS



Point blank, i am a huge batman fan and followed its production very closely in the days way before nolan was ever assigned to direct it. my expecs were enormous. but this blew them away.

It better be Return of the King.

#1 DIE HARD




the definitive action movie. The definitive cop movie. The definitive action/dry humor movie. The definitive wrong-man-in-wrong-place movie. The definitive only-one-man-can-stop-them movie. The definitive bad-ass/R-rated hero movie. Not only that but it is fucking awesome. Awesome action awesome comedy, very very clever plot, fanatastic acting by bruce willis, bonnie bedielia, Reginald veljohnson, and Alan Rickman in particular as the very very memorable Hans Gruber.

It may be "40 Stories of Sheer Excitment", but is also a provider of endless entertainment.

so, this concludes my list.

AINT. DAT A BITCH! Helluca list if i do say so myself, so onto the next person.
YIPPI KAYE YAY MOTHER FUCKER!

i told you guys lng time ago NO LOTR movies in my list!

full list for all yall too lazy to read back the 10 pages my epic list spanned

1. Die Hard
2. Batman begins
3. Goldfinger
4. The Nutty Professor
5. Lethal Weapon 2
6. Pirates of the Caribbean
7. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade “everyone knows this is the best of the series”
8. Jurassic Park
9. Star Wars
10. The Fugitive
11. The Mummy
12. Batman
13. Wedding Crashers
14. Beverly Hills cop – what im black?
15. Home Alone
16. Austin Powers :The Spy who Shagged Me
17. Ghostbusters
18. The Natural
19. Rocky
20. Dumb and Dumber
21.Terminator 2
22. scarface
23. Gladiator
24. Remember The Titans
25. Apollo 13
26. Platoon
27. The Godfather
28. True Lies
29. The Silence of The Lambs
30. The Sixth Sense
31. Tombstone
32. Superman 2
33. Saving Private Ryan
34. The Mask of Zorro
35. The Waterboy
36. Air Force One
37. Anchorman
38. Casino Royale
39. The Terminator
40. Lethal Weapon
41. Fatal Attraction
42. A Few Good Men
43. Zoolander
44. Armageddon
45. Cinderella Man
46. Superman Returns
47. Mr. And Mrs. Smith
48. Independence Day
49. Enemy of The State
50. Friday
51. Meet The Parents
52. Men In Black
53. Castaway
54. Jaws
55. Unbreakable
56. The Truman Show
57. King Kong (2005)
58. X-men
59. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
60. Halloween
61. Signs
62. The Rock
63. Back to The Future
64. Titanic
65. Speed
66. Walk The Line
67. 8 Mile
68. Rush Hour
69. The Patriot
70. Mission Impossible
71. The Perfect Storm
72. Bruce Almighty
73. Twins
74. Spider-man
75. Friday Night Lights
76. Twister
77. Die Hard 3
78. Ali
79. Scream
80. The Incredibles
81. The Aviator
82. The Bourne Identity
83. Collateral
84. Raiders of the lost arc
85. Born on the Fourth of July
86. Sleepy Hollow
87. revenge of the sith
88. The Polar Express
89. Batman Forever
90. Se7en
91. Eraser
92. A Time To Kill
93. American Pie
94. Godzilla
95. Ransom
96. Van Helsing
97. Oceans Eleven
98. Troy
99. Deep Impact
100. Elf

I am starting my list now... well, not here, just ranking...

But I should have it done by tomorrow... and would love to do it if nobody is waiting!

Bit iffy on your top 5, but otherwise more solid that I would've expected... if a bit dry.

There's a tiny line. There's Mr. Price, Loki and myself. No cuts.

Decent list Excel. I can't say I disagree on a lot of those films. Maybe with how they're ranked, but not the quality. But really, The Nutty Professor at 4?

Ok, I just finished ranking, so whenever it is my turn, I'm ready

OK! Before I start my list some statistics:

73 movies are in color and 27 in B/W.

1 is silent, 9 are in a foreign language and 90 in English.

1 from the 20s
3 from the 30s
5 from the 40s
17 from the 50s
20 from the 60s
11 from the 70s
16 from the 80s
19 from the 90s
8 from the 00s


Btw, 10 of excels top 100 are also in my list.

100. The Untouchables (Brian DePalma – 1987)



Morricone's music. Connery. DeNiro. The homage to the Odessa stairs scene in Potemkin. And who would have thought Charles Martin Smith would ever be a badass in a movie.

99. Unforgiven (Clint Eastwood – 1992)



Although dedicated to Leone and Siegel, I think this Western is closer in spirit to a movie like The Shootist.

98. A Nightmare on Elm Street (Wes Craven – 1984)



The absolute best of all the Elm Street movies, when Krueger was still a serious character. It's a pity they went the 'funny' Krueger way in the following films which are somewhat entertaining, but pale against the one that started it all.

97. In the Name of the Father (Jim Sheridan – 1993)



Two powerhouse performances by Day-Lewis and Postlethwaite make this one of the finest movies dealing with political injustice.