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What if Uwe Boll, Michael Bay,McG made a film together?
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El Maskado
Arrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:17 pm Posts: 21572
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 What if Uwe Boll, Michael Bay,McG made a film together?
Would we have the worst epical film in history?
And produced by Paul Anderson and Roland Emmerich
It would make alot of money but it will mainly combine the T&A and fast car rap-metal feature of McG, the no story substance and all tv commercial work of Michael Bay combined with a pop singer singing some sappy theme song, and the video game action of Uwe Boll
Im looking forward to it!
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Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:15 pm |
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:07 pm Posts: 28301 Location: ... siiiigh...
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All they need is Jerry Bruckheimer to produce it. He's hit and miss, and he needs a big, fat miss. The sheer thought of this is incredibly scary. Makes Catwoman sound like Lord of the Rings.
_________________ Ecks Factor: Cancelled too soon
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Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:20 pm |
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zingy
College Boy Z
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:40 pm Posts: 36662
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That would be sweet! :wink:
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Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:02 pm |
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BacktotheFuture
I'm Batman
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:53 pm Posts: 5554 Location: Long Island
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Zing's Review
"Guys it was amazing. I was out of my seat for the entire movie. I don't care if there was not one line in the entire movie IT KICKED ASS. My new #1 movie of the year."

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Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:05 pm |
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zingy
College Boy Z
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BacktotheFuture wrote: Zing's Review "Guys it was amazing. I was out of my seat for the entire movie. I don't care if there was not one line in the entire movie IT KICKED ASS. My new #1 movie of the year." 
Touche'. 
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Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:08 pm |
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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More like BKB's review:
"Paul "The Man" Anderson delivers again!! Even though he had little to do, his mere presence ignited the film!!!! Ummmm........ McG's direction was brilliant. NOthing short of Oscar-worthy..... hmmmm... The story was GREAT! nice and simple.... very nice.... "
_________________ Ecks Factor: Cancelled too soon
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Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:08 pm |
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Groucho
Extraordinary
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:30 pm Posts: 12096 Location: Stroudsburg, PA
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"Makes Armageddon look like 'Driving Miss Daisy'"!
Heh! I'd be avoiding that film, you can be sure.
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Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:13 pm |
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Snrub
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:14 pm Posts: 8767 Location: Great Living Standards
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Thu Dec 30, 2004 6:04 pm |
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