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 Nurse 3D Nurse 3D Quote: Nurse 3D is a 2013 3D thriller/horror film directed by Doug Aarniokoski and written by David Loughery. It stars Paz de la Huerta, Katrina Bowden, Corbin Bleu. The film is inspired by the photography of Lionsgate's chief marketing officer, Tim Palen. Production took place from September to October 2011.
The film was released on February 7, 2014 in selected theaters and on VOD.
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| Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:06 pm |
 
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Magic Mike
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Re: Nurse 3D Yeah it's bad, but that's what makes it good. It's totally ludicrous, poorly directed, acted, etc... Paz de la Huerta as the main character is a riot! Her acting is so bad but I can't even imagine someone playing this "better." She's fascinatingly awful.
This might end up one of the most entertaining movies of the year. It's crazy and hilarious. Just gleefully trashy. If you are into that sort of thing I absolutely recommend booking an appointment with this nurse.
7/10 ( B )
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thompsoncory
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Re: Nurse 3D It's honestly one of the worst movies I've ever seen, but it's so hilarious in its awfulness. I don't even know how to grade it.
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movies35
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Re: Nurse 3D It was entertaining but I didn't find it to be LOL funny most of the time.
6/10
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Algren
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Nurse 3D
This is a generic Single White Female/The Hand That Rocks the Cradle wannabe. The premise could have been good. It could have been the female version of Mr. Brooks, but they took the road already travelled and churned out a carbon copy of so many other serial killer films. Paz de la Huerta is unbearable to watch and, most of all, listen to. She has zero acting ability, and has the face of a man. She's weird looking, like a taller, sluttier, weirder copy of Kristen Stewart (seriously, look at the faces, they are identical, even in terms of acting).
The effects are pretty bad too, and there is not nearly enough gore and kills to warrant some of the imagery in its marketing. Before watching this, I half-expected something like Anti-Viral or Excision. But it's a waste of time. There's not even that much nudity, and not with the girl that you actually want to see naked!
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Magic Mike
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Re: Nurse 3D In the initial version I saw the blonde (Katrina Bowden) was nude, but she then filed a lawsuit against Lionsgate saying she didn't agree to the nudity  so they put CGI underwear on her in the shower scene for the home video release.
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Algren
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Re: Nurse 3D Haha. Yes, she had underwear on in my shower scene. But really, I couldn't care less about that. She was covering her breasts anyway. But kudos to the production company. Those panties looked real.
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Nurse 3D I am afraid it was the other way around. The nudity was CGI (like Jessica Alba in Machete)
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Magic Mike
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Re: Nurse 3D Dr. Lecter wrote: I am afraid it was the other way around. The nudity was CGI (like Jessica Alba in Machete) Really? Then why would she care?
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| Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:29 pm |
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Algren
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Re: Nurse 3D It's a matter of principle I guess.
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Nurse 3D Magic Mike wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: I am afraid it was the other way around. The nudity was CGI (like Jessica Alba in Machete) Really? Then why would she care? Because she doesn't want anyone to have the impression that she would do a nude scene? _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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