This looks like one of the worst films ever. I think I would kill myself if I had to sit through it. And I'm a pretty big Star Wars fan.

I hope you didn't vote based on the trailer Evan.

My five word review:

Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap!

Actually... That is a "One word five times review".

Lol, I haven't even voted yet for any movie. Not even the ones I wrote reviews for lol. Maybe I should do that sometime soon.

This aint Star Wars. Sure it may have Star Wars in the title and be produced by George 'I Like to Shit on Star Wars fans' Lucas but it isn't Star Wars, at least not the beloved franchise I've watched since childhood. In a overly blatant attempt to wring even more money from the pockets of uber obsessed fanboys Lucas conned WB to release a made for tv movie into theatres, and I for one hope it backfires. There isn't a single redeeming quality or watchable moment contained anywhere in its 98 minute runtime. The animation isn't new, fresh, or innovative as I've seen some critics describe it, its annoying and outdated. Had this been relesed during the height of 64bit processesing then maybe it would've been ok.
The story, or at least what they attempt to pass off as one is mind numbingly moronic. Its as if Gilroy and Lucas wrote this for people with IQ's lower than their shoe size. The groups that are protesting Tropic Thunder because of its depiction of the mentally handicapped should protest this film instead. TT allegedly exploited one fictional character, this film treats the entire audience as mentally retarded and does so without a care in the world.
Lucas has continued his blatantly racist/discriminatory practices against anyone not fitting the mold of his blond haired blue eyed heterosexual world. His depiction of Jabba's uncle Ziro as an overly flamboyant insert every negative stereotype homosexual male is beyond pale. While his depiction of Arabs as mouthy, disobediant, ungratefull, and unwilling to bend to western culture in the character Ahsoka Tano is equally insulting. Lucas has truly lost touch with reality and desperately needs to just go away to his ranch and live the rest of his life in seclusion. While Star Wars fans need to grow up and find another hobby to obsess over. May The Clone Wars die a quick death in threatres and the new tv show on Cartoon Network be pulled after the second episode.
Oh and if you could'nt already tell I hated this movie.

Grade F---

Where is planet Arabia in Star Wars?

Next to Tatooine I think.

Do they have oil?

This movie looks like an N64 game.

It'll be a classic then.

I wouldn't be so sure. Watching Clone Wars was like having my penis jammed into the spokes of a moving bicycle.

I don't think it deserves nearly as much hate as it is getting. Anakin and Ashoka weren't a bad team other than her saying "Skyguy" and "R2-E". Might have made a better tv movie. One redeeming quality about the film was that the clones/stromtroopers come off as fairly interesting and somewhat unique compared to each other; they are clones afterall. Even the baby wasn't as horrible as it could have been in Lucas's hands.

However, Zero is perhaps the worst character ever created. Imagine a gay, gypsy, southern, PG version of Eric Cartmen and you might have an idea of Zero. He was completely extraneous to the plot and was simply thrown in to give Padme something to do. Without him my grade for the film would have been a bit higher.

+++
Obi-Wan, Anakin/Ashoka, the clones, and it was short.

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Zero, the baby, looks cheap especially where the characters noses connect to their faces, "Skyguy" and "R2-E" and it was very episodic. Also, Yoda was horribly annoying with his backwards speak.

As an aside, I had a free movie ticket that would have expired 8/20 and my only options were The Mummy 3 and this.
Grade: C