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 I Know Who Killed Me 

What grade would you give this film?
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 I Know Who Killed Me 
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I Know Who Killed Me is a 2007 American horror- thriller film directed by Chris Sivertson and starring Lindsay Lohan.

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A mildly interesting (yet poorly directed) thriller that becomes so ridiculous in the final few scenes that it's almost laughable. An incredibly lame and cheap thriller. Stay away.

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To say that I Know Who Killed Me is an abomination to film making would be a complete understatement. Director Chris Sivertson takes a decent premise and turns it into an unbearable entry in the already dead torture porn genre. There really is a decent premise at the core of this picture and that is why it saddens me to say this is such an awful movie. I would honestly go as far as saying it's one of the worst movies of all time. The direction is absolutely horrid and it makes the film even more annoying to watch. I really hated the use of the color blue (especially at the beginning). I'm sure it served some sort of point but if it did, the point was lost in the film and was poorly executed. For the first forty-five minutes of the film, everything (and I mean everything) was blue. From the gloves that doctors wore, to the liquid the the killer pours over Lindsay Lohan, to her tongue ring. The dialogue is wooden and corny, and the awful performances make it even worse and more forced. The twist is extremely predictable and pulled off lame as can be and the final shot was one of the most stupid and corny shots I've ever seen in my life. At times the film was fun to laugh at but the majority of it was just painful to sit through. I know I want my money back.

2/10 (F)

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What the hell was this? This was a mess and a half. It started out..decent to say the least. Then it becomes this awkward, sex romp, wanna be Hostel mess..that leaves you confused and disturbed. The sex scenes and stripper scenes were weird and awkward, she's the only stripper who wears clothes..and its just..she looks like a pro which isnt a good thing. The sex scene is hilarious.


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The sex scene was one of the movies funniest moments. :mer: It was so random and awkward.

Mr. Inc, did anybody in your theater burst into laughter when Lohan was talking about how her mother was addicted to drugs and she eventually died of a drug overdose? My theater was howling with laugher. Also, do you think during the last scene when her leg battery died was supposed to be funny? I thought it was hysterical. As well as, of course, the final shot, which was absolutely horrible.

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what a disaster of a film, thank god i did not pay to see this. It made no sense and the killer was fuckin stupid. Worst film so far this year


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HAHAHAHAHAHA..................................HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ummm yeah this was pretty bad.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA..................................HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ummm yeah this was pretty bad.


doa was almost as bad, i watched that before watching this


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HAHAHAHAHAHA..................................HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ummm yeah this was pretty bad.


doa was almost as bad, i watched that before watching this


Your obsessed with that film :|

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Gullimont wrote:
Jim Halpert wrote:
Gullimont wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHA..................................HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ummm yeah this was pretty bad.


doa was almost as bad, i watched that before watching this


Your obsessed with that film :|


i mean u gave it a B so i was determined to chick it out. It just took me a long time to actually find it on the internet. And my god was it awful


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lohan has nude scenes????

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No. You see the side of her bare breast in the sex scene though. ;)

And DOA: Dead or Alive is Oscar-worthy compared to this.

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Can someone give a detailed explanation of the so-called plot? Call it morbid curiosity.


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Can someone give a detailed explanation of the so-called plot? Call it morbid curiosity.


Go to http://www.themoviespoiler.com

They specialize in literally saying everything that happens in a movie.


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Libs wrote:
MovieDude wrote:
Can someone give a detailed explanation of the so-called plot? Call it morbid curiosity.


Go to http://www.themoviespoiler.com" target="_blank

They specialize in literally saying everything that happens in a movie.


Thanks for the heads up on the cool site, but unfortunately they don't have a listing. :pinch:


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MovieDude wrote:
Libs wrote:
MovieDude wrote:
Can someone give a detailed explanation of the so-called plot? Call it morbid curiosity.


Go to http://www.themoviespoiler.com" target="_blank" target="_blank

They specialize in literally saying everything that happens in a movie.


Thanks for the heads up on the cool site, but unfortunately they don't have a listing. :pinch:


Save yourself man!!

Althou If you desire pain the Wiki seems to have the whole write up
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Know_Who_Killed_Me

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MovieDude wrote:
Libs wrote:
MovieDude wrote:
Can someone give a detailed explanation of the so-called plot? Call it morbid curiosity.


Go to http://www.themoviespoiler.com" target="_blank" target="_blank

They specialize in literally saying everything that happens in a movie.


Thanks for the heads up on the cool site, but unfortunately they don't have a listing. :pinch:


They do indeed. Look again:

http://themoviespoiler.com/Spoilers/ikn ... ledme.html


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I read it. Some funny stuff in there.


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I lowered my rating for this to a D+. I was being far too generous.


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Libs wrote:
MovieDude wrote:
Libs wrote:
MovieDude wrote:
Can someone give a detailed explanation of the so-called plot? Call it morbid curiosity.


Go to http://www.themoviespoiler.com" target="_blank" target="_blank" target="_blank" target="_blank

They specialize in literally saying everything that happens in a movie.


Thanks for the heads up on the cool site, but unfortunately they don't have a listing. :pinch:


They do indeed. Look again:

http://themoviespoiler.com/Spoilers/ikn ... ledme.html" target="_blank" target="_blank


Ah... Durr.

And that really does sound AWFUL.


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That website totally defeats the purpose of watching movies. :disgust:


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For a while this was an amusing mess, but towards the end it just gets confusing and uninvolving. I feel stupid too but I honestly have no idea what the hell happened in this movie and hope I'm not alone.

Lindsay Lohan gives a really poor performance, causing a lot of the dialogue to come off as unintentionally funny. Of course, I think it would be hard for this movie not to be unintentionally funny. It gets so odd during the end that you can't help but laugh at its awkwardness.

I'll admit though, I thought the sex scene was pretty sexy. That's probably because I found the boyfriend cute though :P.

Grade: 4/10 (D+)


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Not as bad as has been advertised but not good either, the investigation angle holds interest but once the film heads toward the conclusion, everything pretty much falls apart.

Grade - C


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Has anyone watched the alternate ending on the DVD? I'm curious about it but not really curious enough to rent it because I wouldn't want to put anymore money (already put in $9.75) into this awful movie.

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Without a doubt one of the worst movies I have ever, EVER!!!, seen. It was just god awfully bad. It would've been better had it not gone with the twin and stigmata plot in the last act of the film, but a better ending wouldn't have helped it much. It was still a total waste of 105 minutes. Not a single redeeming or good quality about it. If you're reading this without having seen it, please please please save yourself the trouble and try to never watch this, ever.

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