Haha, the story has a lot in common too. The Nerd getting the girl, the father was played by the same actor

Simply put, TRANSFORMERS is quite lame. It's really cheesy and the dialogue is terrible. So many of the lines are cringe-inducingly bad. The thought of people finding this funny or exciting makes me cringe. This movie just goes to show that, for the most part, moviegoers are idiots when it comes to what they find entertaining. All they need is explosions and they're happy. I personally thought it was all rather boring and the characters were morons.

Nothing in this offers an ounce of the fun that PLANET TERROR did. I know this is more family-friendly, but it's also pathetic, which I guess goes hand-in-hand with family-friendly.

Now watch as my thoughts transform into a rating of a 4/10 (D+).

The script really is god-awful and amateur.

Hmmm, I smell a conspiracy all of a sudden. What else?

They are both Spielberg Produced
Phil Hartman+ Jay Mohr = John Turturo
David Cross = Anthony Anderson

Except Megan Fox is infinitely hotter than Kirsten Dunst.

possibly

I...... liked it.....

***1/2

i thought transformers was really good. i would love to see it at IMAX!

I didn't think she was that hot at all. I prefer unique though. She looked like she was made of plastic and like every other model out there. Kirsten is better by far, if I had to choose between them.

Kirsten looks like a cracked up hooker.

a terribly overrated film; I hate how just because sequels like Spider-man 3 and At World's End were disappointments meant that they were looked upon as lesser films than this. Transformers is a fun ride, no doubt, but it's so incredibly soulless and style-less - only relying on visual effects and throwing away character development, a good script, or any real emotion - that it's impossible to take any more seriously than just cheap entertainment. I give it a good grade because it's so fun to watch, but my god how this doesn't hold a candle to films like SM3 and AWE, which were at least touched by human hands in their production.

B-

A pain in the ass. A movie (if it can be called a movie) with demented dialogues, weak acting and characters, a direction good only for a TV commercial and a huge wagon of boredom. F (+, thanks to Voight).

I absolutely need to purify myself with some Charlie Chaplin.

This is a film that clearly showed how my taste in film has greatly changed.

Before watching a lot of the great films of our, I would have easily had this is the best film of 2007.

However things i would have normally ignore in these kinds of films, I noticed.

When i thought more critically about the film, I realized how hallow and shallow the film was. I noticed the massive plot holes and the storyline really became pointless. Also the acting and dialogue was just quite pathetic.


So if we look at the film from that point of view it was not good at all.


However the movie had great humour which was really the high lite of the film. The action was just spectatcular and easily some of the best ever made. The film was very entertaining.

The film had great humour,action and breasts and that would really would make any fan of film happy.



B-


wow, i have hated every single major blockbuster this year.

spider man D+
Shrek C-
AWE B-
Hp5 B
300 B


IMO only Borne and American Gangster were the really well made huge hits.

I'm not sure how B's and B-'s imply hating a film, but whatever.

Don't include the S in Dialogue. Seriously this is a free English lesson (and no Im not being sarcastic or anything, It just seems nobody ever pointed out this error to you)

It was pretty awful. But atleast I know now how kamal got his new nickname.

Sadly, even in action department, it dissapoints greatly. Though, there is one sequence that was pretty excellent. Bonecrusher's demise by the hands of Optimus Prime.



D.

trust me, before watching some of "essentials", as they are sometimes called. I Would give any film an A- or A and i thought the best film ever made was ROTK. Now it is like in my top 20 now...

I would have given Spider man and Shrek B's and AWE and Hp5 and TF an A....

What about Ratatouille and Knocked Up?

Ratatouille was a solid B+ and it was a good animation film for once but is nothing in comparison to FN and Toy Story and such...


and Knocked Up was a great laugh, was an a solid B+...

I usually like more satirical comedies like Dr. Stangelove and I never give a comedy a A to A+ apart from Month Python and Airplane!

A and A+ to me now is not just a great film, its now an all time classic.... So B to me now is a really good film.

Besides watching the ocassional youtube from baba, I knew nothing about the Transformers going into this flick. The movie was a lot different than I thought it would be. I thought it was going to be a lot more kiddy than it was. I thought it did a nice job at pandering to everybody from 8 years old on up to middle age.

It definitely was a big, loud, and dumb movie... and 'dumb' may be a bit of an understatement. But, dammit... it was very entertaining. It was also very pretty with a ton of very nice CGI effects. And, while I'm not a new converted Tranformer fan, I though the robots definitely stole the show here.

I'll go with a B/B+

Oh, and can anybody explain to me why when the bad Transformers were after the Rubik's cube that the good guys decided to take it to a highly populated city instead of a place where less people would be killed by the ensuing carnage?

I am so split about this film...
I have the DVD and my cousins watch it over and over again and I always get so entertained by the film, but not enough to ignore the real flaws in this film....


I love it because it is so much fun, but I hate it for being so pointless....

What the hell are you talking about????

Honestly... I wasn't looking to take this movie seriously or character development/emotion. I was looking for goofy entertainment and it delivered in spades.