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xXVincentxX
La Bella Vito
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm Posts: 9146
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Not bad, not bad at all. The action sequences were pretty pleasing. All of the actors are good. I thought Ryan Reynolds was hysterical, he totally stole the show. Jessica Biel was also really good. Parker Posey was really good as well. Dracula was uninteresting, and nothing about him was cool. I was pleasantly surprised to see Natasha Lyonne in this. I love her, its good to see she is getting work. It wasn't as disappointing as I thought it was be. I need to watch the other two again, but this movie was entertaining, and pretty enjoyable.
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Joker's Thug #3
Extraordinary
Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 2:36 am Posts: 11130 Location: Waiting for the Dark Knight to kick my ass
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What the hell happened? Blade 1 & 2 kicked all kinds of ass but Trinity just blew chunks, it was leaning towards being a spoof on the Blade franchise. Casting was bad, I mean Ryan Reynolds couldve atleast changed his voice a bit and not be Mr. Comic Relief every other second with those shitty jokes, it shouldve been called Van Wilder meets Blade. Thank god Goyer isnt directing Begins, man that wouldve been horrible, his directing abilities are so bad, he cant direct his way out of a paper bag.
Grade - C-
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Sat May 14, 2005 3:05 pm |
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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am Posts: 9808 Location: Suisse
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First of all I have to say that Blade one is one of my all time favourite action movies (I like vampire stuff). The second one was not as good as the first one and when I saw it the first time it was a bit dissapointing. But after some viewings I did like it more and more and it has nice features like the visuals etc....So far Blade has become one of my favourite action series......but now I saw Blade III and what shall I say....
Wow this is dissapointing.
-Nice atmosphere from part I or visuals from part II???? nothing.....mehhhhh
-Kickass action like the disco razzia in part I ?.....nothing..simple rehash of some weak action scenes from part I at best (at the end) but ....mehhhhhh
-Annoying shit talking Hannibal and pussy fighting Biel....Yes......mehhhhhhhhhh
-Bad story development or no story at all.......yes.......mehhh
-And maybe the worst.....The big first Vampire turned out to be some russian circus clown who looks like a clown and has its style as well its fighting.......big big big mehhhhh here..
Blade Trinity is a really bad ending for a otherwise very nice triology. Blade III was bull
4/10
(for seeing Biel nude in the shower and cause I like Blade as a charactere)
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:05 pm |
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Gulli
Jordan Mugen-Honda
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 am Posts: 13400
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Enjoyable piece of action cinema. I'll admit Parker Posey chews more scenery then a rabid termite in mating season and the whole Jessica Biels Ipod thing was a pathetic attempt at product placement but what can I say I'm a sucker for Snipes kicking Ass. Also the fact that I have a strange crush on Ryan Reynolds despite being straight.
B+
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trixster
loyalfromlondon
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:31 pm Posts: 19697 Location: ville-marie
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Re: Blade: Trinity
Pretty much a disaster of cinema. It jumps around from subplot to subplot without any regard for things like story, narrative, plot and most of the characters are half-heartedly built up in an attempt to elicit some sort of a reaction when they are eventually killed. Snipes looks bored and Biel seemed to think she was starring in an Apple commercial. At least Ryan Reynolds made me laugh.
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:58 pm |
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roo
invading your spaces
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 10:44 pm Posts: 6194
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Gullimont wrote: Enjoyable piece of action cinema. I'll admit Parker Posey chews more scenery then a rabid termite in mating season and the whole Jessica Biels Ipod thing was a pathetic attempt at product placement but what can I say I'm a sucker for Snipes kicking Ass. Also the fact that I have a strange crush on Ryan Reynolds despite being straight.
B+ For posterity.
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:10 am |
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Gulli
Jordan Mugen-Honda
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 am Posts: 13400
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Re: Re:
andaroo wrote: Gullimont wrote: Enjoyable piece of action cinema. I'll admit Parker Posey chews more scenery then a rabid termite in mating season and the whole Jessica Biels Ipod thing was a pathetic attempt at product placement but what can I say I'm a sucker for Snipes kicking Ass. Also the fact that I have a strange crush on Ryan Reynolds despite being straight.
B+ For posterity. You wanker, I was clearly drunk or high on glue when i wrote that, this shall never be mentioned again!!!
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:12 am |
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Johnny Dollar
The Lubitsch Touch
Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:48 pm Posts: 11019
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Re: Blade: Trinity
I'm glad you did.
We must all be forever reminded of his defense of a movie so bad that even bradley wouldn't lower himself and be contrary on it.
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:13 am |
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Biggestgeekever
I heet the canadian!
Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:58 am Posts: 5192 Location: The Great _______
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Gullimont wrote: Enjoyable piece of action cinema. I'll admit Parker Posey chews more scenery then a rabid termite in mating season and the whole Jessica Biels Ipod thing was a pathetic attempt at product placement but what can I say I'm a sucker for Snipes kicking Ass. Also the fact that I have a strange crush on Ryan Reynolds despite being straight.
B+ This is sig worthy, definetely.
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:14 am |
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Gulli
Jordan Mugen-Honda
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 am Posts: 13400
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andaroo1 wrote: Blade Trinity...
I am in the minority in thinking that Blade II was absolutely horrendous, so Blade Trinity is actually a vast improvement. It's still not very good, plot points are dropped without much of an impact (did the vampires get mad at them for turning off the human growing factory?) but I guess when it comes down to it, it has the interplay between the vampire houses and classes that made the first one the best... something that was largely lacking from the second one. aHA!!
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:15 am |
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roo
invading your spaces
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 10:44 pm Posts: 6194
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Re: Blade: Trinity
I said it was "still not very good!". At least I didn't give it a B+
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:16 am |
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trixster
loyalfromlondon
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:31 pm Posts: 19697 Location: ville-marie
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Re: Blade: Trinity
Yeah, Gulli, I was quite shocked when I read that. Maybe you were in Zing mode when you watched it?
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:19 am |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Re: Blade: Trinity
I still haven't seen it a single time since its original theatrical release (as opposed to at least 3 viewings for each of the other two Blade films), so my B- grade might go down on repeat viewings.
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Jack Sparrow
KJ's Leading Idiot
Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:15 pm Posts: 36915
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Re: Blade: Trinity
This was a big letdown from the first two movies. Other than Snipes being great this is the most incoherent movie of the three and has a completely unconvincing story hook. Too much style over substance.
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