Let me guess, you think this is a genuinely good movie.

Wrong guess, sweet cheeks.

It's a bad movie, but it is significantly better that the original, and I just dislike people jumping on the I-liked-it-but-everyone-else-thinks-it-is-crap-so-I-will-pull-the-unintentionally-funny-card-and-fit-in-with-my-peers bandwagon. You know, I've never seen you go against the grain with any movie. What are you so afraid of? Is the pressure too great for your mind to cope? I just don't understand how every single one of your film opinions can so finely mimic the general consensus (AKA: IMDB and, more appropriately, Rotten Tomatoes).

If you hadn't guessed, I think you're a phoney. A phoney that doesn't have their own taste, so you sit in the safe zone and like what the critics like and hate what the critics hate. If I'm wrong, and you are actually a critical trailblazer, please let me know, because I'd love to see a few of your picks that everyone hates but you genuinely love (not "so bad it's good" love, because that is another cop out).

zzz

Think what you want. I still have no idea why you're so obsessed with me and my film choices, you comment on everything.

If you went against popular opinion, he would say that you're doing it to just be different, like Bradley. (Though when he replies to this he will disagree)
But since you go with the "popular" opinion, he lambasts you.

I also assume that since everyone likes pizza, and since YOU like pizza, you're just liking pizza because you want to fit in. And not because pizza is fucking delicious.

You ... complete me.