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Chuck Norris is 75 years old!
Man how time passes.
But Chuck Norris doesnt fear age....age fears Chuck Norris.
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Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:42 pm
Algren
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Re: Chuck Norris is 75 years old!
Harrison Ford is 72.
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Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:50 pm
David
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Re: Chuck Norris is 75 years old!
Jose Canseco is 50.
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Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:37 pm
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Re: Chuck Norris is 75 years old!
75 is Chuck Norris.
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Tue Mar 10, 2015 8:16 pm
Algren
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Re: Chuck Norris is 75 years old!
Who the fuck is Alice? I mean...Joe Canseco..
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Tue Mar 10, 2015 8:21 pm
Caius
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Re: Chuck Norris is 75 years old!
And may he have many more months.
Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:28 pm
Algren
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Re: Chuck Norris is 75 years old!
When he dies, the memes will look pretty stupid.
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Wed Mar 11, 2015 12:22 am
Caius
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Re: Chuck Norris is 75 years old!
Algren wrote:
When he dies, the memes will look pretty stupid.
They already do. Fuck that crotchety old Mike Huckabee backer.
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Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:20 am
Algren
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Re: Chuck Norris is 75 years old!
Caius wrote:
Algren wrote:
When he dies, the memes will look pretty stupid.
They already do.
Well, yeah, kind of, but the joke still works because he is alive.
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Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:38 am
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Re: Chuck Norris is 75 years old!
Not really, all they have to say is God got tired, so he asked Chuck Norris to take over.
And in response. Here is the reason he is so revered today. Still the best late night bit of all time.
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Thu Mar 12, 2015 12:53 am
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Re: Chuck Norris is 75 years old!
And of course the lesser known
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Thu Mar 12, 2015 1:01 am
Caius
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Re: Chuck Norris is 75 years old!
Chuck Norris sucks and I refuse to watch the videos.
Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:22 am
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Re: Chuck Norris is 75 years old!
You should watch the clips. It's just Conan making fun of him the whole time.
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Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:48 pm
Caius
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Re: Chuck Norris is 75 years old!
Thegun wrote:
You should watch the clips. It's just Conan making fun of him the whole time.
I would rather watch your stand-up than a Chuck Norris film.
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