The title kinda says it all. Mostly I mean the crazy, stupid shit you have done when drunk as hell or otherwise intoxicated, but this should not be a limitation. Basically the question is open to your own interpretation of crazy. Whatever you look back on and think "Damn, that was stupid/retarded/crazy/insanely awesome/ridiculous" fits the thread. Basically I wanna read some amusing stories of yours.

Thegun is not allowed here because I won't believe a word he writes.

One thing that immediately comes to my mind is from almost four years ago. I was on a break from uni and I went partying with some old friends of mine. One of them was living at a dorm back then and the bar we were partying at was at the dorm. At that time, some renovating work was being done on the facade of the 14-floor-building, so there were scaffolds on two sides of the building.

At about 5 am, completely shitfaced, we were on the 5th floor and my friend made a joke about trying to climb out of the window onto the scaffolding. He pretended to do it, but didn't in the end. I, never one to refuse a challenge (it seemed to be one at that time), climbed out of the window right away. And then I rang along the scaffolding on the fifth floor and knocked on all the windows of the dorm I ran past. In complete darkness (it was winter). That's when I fell through a hole.... Luckily that hole actually led just one floor deeper, so miraculously, despite being a drunk moron running on a scaffolding on the fifth floor, I just shattered my cell phone display and got a bruise on my leg.

Looking back at it a few hours later, I imagined that a local newspaper headline (on a slow day) could have been "Moronic drunk student falls off the 5th floor to his death".

160mph?! My man. The fastest I have ever been (and I was not even in the driver's seat) was 130mph.

Two summers ago, when some of us were walking around campus while massively shithoused (and I was blacked out by this point, so I found out about it later), I accepted a buddy's dare to piss on the graduation brick of a close friend's then-ex-boyfriend (who she is now somehow married to).

What's a brick? A Book.?

Been wondering that too. I was wondering whether that's an American thing, a graduation brick... but didn't find anything on google.

Why does it have to involve alcohol, as you can do crazy shit while totally sober.

For me, more than crazy, Stupidest stuff I Ever did.

Shot a Man in Reno, just to Watch Him Die.

Played War on the 4th of July with Real Firecrackers. No M80s or higher but bottle rockets, fire crackers and Roman Candles, etc...

You buy a brick with your name engraved on it, and it gets put on one of the walkways on the campus that corresponds with the year in which you graduated.

I wouldn't do it because it sounds like a spectacular waste of money, but this guy did it, and it has been pissed on by yours truly.

Is that permanently stuck into the ground. Which to me seems cool, for a memory.

It doesn't. I specified in my opening post that it is not a limitation. It's just that most people do the craziest things when drunk.

Off the top of my head..

Drunk on alcohol: Path of destruction - we walked home one night after some heavy drinking. We ripped off a street sign, dragged a bath through the streets and placed it on a mount, stole milk from an abandoned milk cart, stole a police sign etc. Also, another night had a huge fight in a nightclub with my brother. Got kicked out, of course, and the fight continued outside where I landed a super right hook, then my brother walked home and I followed him wanting more, only for him to eventually turn around and catch me off-guard. I went down. Also, another time I got jumped in a pub by a gang of cunts, taken from behind. I was with my friend (I was drunk) and the whole pub kicked off for some reason. It was weird. I crawled out of there. lol. I also trashed my boss's car when I worked for the Home Depot style store because he was a cunt.

Drunk on love: Surprise visit - surprised my girlfriend over the Christmas holidays by flying to China unannounced. Just me and my backpack. Never been to China before. Could not speak the language. In fact, I had never been on a flight before. Didn't know she would even be there. Found her flat. It was the gesture that would seal our bond together. Living on spur of the moment decisions like that makes you feel alive. It was my adventure!

That's a sweet story there, Algren.

And I mean the trashing the boss's car story of course.

That's badass, my friend. You did know the adress, right?

When I was right out of college, I went skinny dipping in the Atlantic Ocean on New Year's Eve (?????) and started having sloppy sex with my boyfriend. To this day, I don't understand that sequence of actions. Probably the drunkest I've ever been. Practically got hypothermia.

I had the address, but it was in English, and of course, taxi drivers are not educated, so this posed a problem. My pinyin pronunciation was just good enough for him to drive me to the general area, then I had to find the "garden" and then the right flat. I found it. Then the guards stopped me and I somehow talked my way through with gestures and waving my paper around, then they phoned the flat that I was trying to get to; "there's a foreign man here. They spelled out my name, and I could hear my wife's reaction. She was utterly stunned. It was literally the last thing she expected". Anyway, those 10 days were magical. I've since tried to relive (or top) that adventure, but have failed. My Chinese is just too good now.

Pic or didn't happen.

Some thing are just too good to relive, best to keep it a one-time thing, all else leads to disappointment

Yep.

This was 2002, no one had smart phones! And if I did take pics of it, they would've been immediately deleted.

I can only think about how the salt water and the friction may have caused irritation. I suppose if it's a quick in-and-out it's ok, but a full sesh, ouch.

I mean, I said "started" lol. We didn't finish in there.

But there were digital cameras.

Which don't work so well in the middle of the ocean.

And smartphones do?

Are you that much in need of wank material, guys?