Subject: Baumer
Diary Name: My Dear Diary:
Diary specs: 6 inche by 4 inches.
Colour: Orange
Condition: Deplorable.

Date of Reading: March 22nd, 2004

AM

5:15: Got up to take a leak. Its been good tonight. Only my 3rd visit as opposed to 5th. Oops, I forgot to put the toilet seat up. Hehehe. Someones gonna have a dirty ass in the morning.

5:18: Quickly checked BOM. Called a new guy a loonie. Hehehe, poor thing.

6:15: "The Ants are marching 1 by 1 Hurrah" Alarm Theme !! That indicates its Friday Today. ! YAY !

6:25: It was Mrs. Baumer's day-off of work, today, and she did not seem to appreciate being woken up by my alarm clock. I don't know why, it's better to enjoy the entire day than to sleep through half of it. She was mad, though, and made sit in the corner to think about what I had done while she went back to sleep. She said I could not move until she woke up again.

7:15: Mrs Baumer woke up. YAY ! Now, I can go for my jog. I got these stylish new wind-breakers. I look so cool.

7:22: I'm now all dressed up for my jog. They're gonna be so jealous of my cool threads. Head phones on and I'm off !! My favorite CD in my discman .. "Oops I did it again, I think I'm i ..."

7:24: So tired. Time to take a break.

7:25: Tried to walk home. 2 blocks is too far away. I'm gonna go ahead and take the cab back home.

7:45 Called someone a loony on BOM ... hehehehehe

8:00: Aaaah. Breakfast. I love my wife. Mrs Baumer makes the best breakfast. Cereal and milk from my Jaws shaped bowl : )

9:25: called someone loonie on BOM. Priceless.

9:30 It is time for our daily ritual. I took out my Jaws DVD to watch it again like I do everyday. Mrs Baumer looks confused. Its almost like shes trying to make some work for herself. NAH ! she loves watching Jaws with me.

11:00. I cried more than I usually do when the captain dies. I sobbed like a baby. I hope a shark never tries to eat me. I think itll hurt. Aww, look at that. Mrs Baumer has had her eyes closed for the past 50 minutes. When I first questioned her about it, she said she likes litening to the movie and imagining the whole movie herself. That Mrs Baumer. She loves Jaws, like me. I'm so lucky.

PM

1:00 Sat on BOM. Called someone loony. hehehe.

3:00 My friend called. Were going to our Jaws Club Meeting. We're all comparing our Jaws memorabilia today. I cant wait. That Beatrice has the 3 year anniversary captain's doll. Oooh I'm so jealous.

6:00 I dont believe it ! I'm so mad. I just got home to see my wife watching Kill Bill Volume 1. How could she!? Shes trying to convince me that she didnt know what it was. I dont believe her. This is such a bad day. I told her off and asked her to watch whatever she wants cause I dont care !

6:15: Need to let off some steam. Time for loony bashing. Stupid loonies.


8:30 Called someone loonie on BOM.

9:00 Friday Night is costume night! The night where things get kinky for Mrs. Baumer and I. I can't believe I almost forgot. I walked into the bedroom to find a costume for a fireman and a fairy. She looks like shes really anticipating tonight. Look at that smile on her face. Shes so great. I think I'll throw in a little surprise for her. I push away the fireman costume and take out my Jaws Costume. Mrs Baumer's smile looks crooked now, a tear in her eye. She said seeing me like this makes her so happy with joy that she gets the tear and the crooked smile. I never understood that but oh well, I'm in my aggresive mood and you know what they say, Nothing is more aggressive than a shark : )

9:01 In bed. It would be better if she didnt sound like she was snoring and had her eyes closed. Maybe this is like when we watch Jaws. She prefers to close her eyes and imagine ...

9:03 Time to put on the alarm and go to sleep : )

9:05. Hmm. cant find the clock. Oh well. Wonder what happened to it?

Good night Diary.
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Excerpts from Mrs Baumer's Diary (same day as Baumers.)

AM

6:15: Oh Lord, it's my friggin day off. I told him this last night! I think this alarm of his will be joining his "humpty Dumpty" alarm watch 2 feet under our garden today.

6:25: Asked Dan to sit in the corner.

7:22 Sigh, hes finally gone. Time for some tea.

9:30. Oh God no. I cant watch that deplorable movie again, even while I'm sleeping, I cant. I must find some work to do. Something .. something. Oh lord hes calling me. Okay, time to take this Valium and aah. This should keep me asleep through the movie.

PM

4:15 Just woke up. Dan is gone. Good, some alone time.

5:45. Threw the clock away. He must be working at the bar today. Finally, I can watch Kill Bill. Sheesh, I dont know why he doesnt want me to watch it. Even more, I dont know why he doesnt trust me? Asking me to swear on my great grandfather not to watch this was a bit too much.

6:01 Oh lord hes home. Why did he come. All I can wish now is that he doesnt sit and watch this with me. 9/10 times, he changes his opinions and then begs for forgiveness for being wrong.

6:15: He's going off on one of his Kill Bill tyrades again. I tell him to go to that message board he spends so much time at. His eyes light up and leaves.

825: It's costume night, tonight. The only thing that will salvage the day is if he doesnt think of that Jaws costume.

9:00 I hope he doesnt think of the Jaws costume. I hope he doesnt think of the jaws costume. Smile you woman smile. Makes him forget.

9:05. He found the jaws costume. I've got to find out where he hides that thing so it can join the clock in the garden. *sigh* Time for another rendezvous with Mr Valium.

Subject: Darth Pimp
Diary Name: Pimp Monologues
Date: 3rd April 2002
Condition: Black diary with stains.

AM:

11:00 am: I got up and stared at the "Good Morning Stud" sign I painted on my ceiling. I smiled. Yes sirree. I'm one stud muffin. My telletubbies boxers lay on the side of the bed and my smile widened. I looked over to the woman sleeping next to me and my smile widened even more. I looked to the left to find the buffy naked man with his hands on my thighs and my smile faltered .. then regained ... then i punched my head and a frown on my face appeared. This is the 3rd time this week sigh.

11:15 am: It gets even worse. Turns out I paid for last nights service. Paid for BOTH OF THEM !! As the girl walked out, I heard some passing remark that sounded awfully lot like "Its easy money when they dont get it up ..." sigh .. must be dreaming.

PM

12:00 It was time for me to go outside and check out the "honeys". I wore my tight leather pants, checked myself out in the mirror and reached for my Beirut Tigers cap. After 3 unsuccessful tries, i brought my step ladder and tried again .. life aint easy when youre 5 feet 2.

12:30 I sat in my "pimp" mobile [Image: VIEW IN NEW WINDOW]

2:00 Drove around. I dont understand why no girls want to be with me. My hair is gelled. I'm wearing contacts. I even tried my best to disguise the 4 moles on my face and the scar.I have my groove on. and im in a car. Oh well, time to go home.

3:00 meet friends on the way home. They asked me what I did last night. I started talking about hoes and pimps and cars and stuff. They thought I was so cool. If only they can stop insisting on meeting these imaginary friends of mine.

4:00 Feeling very sexaully frustrated, I could not handle it anymore. I did not have any money to pay a girl either ... I have only one last resort ... to the Dairy farm !!

4:30: I am writing from the emergency ward of the hospital. The cow slammed my chest with its legs. The doctors arent believing my story about rescuing their legs from a rabbit trap.

6:00 Driving back home. I'm so mad. I decided to drop by the Israel border and mooned them all. I promptly exited at the first shot of gun fire.

8:00 how much worse can this day get. I took out my only surviving porno to find the reel completely torn due to excessive usage. Lack of any coherent memory of a real girl is limiting my imagination from running wild ..

9:00 I sat on the computer. My slow 14.4bps is only loading half the image from 18plus.com. It will have to do.

10:00 I go to club. I'm thrown out for not looking too cool. My friends walk into the club, look at me and ask me to join them. I tell them I'm too cool for it and walk away. They look impressed.

12:00 DRUNK !! So drunk. Thank God I got home safe and sound. I feel so paranoid in bed right now .. maybe if I wrap this hairy arm around me, I will feel safer .. yawn ... ouch ... my bum hurts .. oh well ... zzzzz

Today's Diary: Rusty
Diary Name: My secret thoughts.
Dairy Size: 26 inches by 10 inches
Diary Condition: Neat and clean like maintained by girl. Comes with double lock with pink keys.
Extracts from: 1st of July, 2004

AM
5:30: Someone in my family came to wake me up. I asked them to bugger off!. I heard cries of sorrow as the door closed.

7:00: My alarm rang. Aaah. Good ol' Celine Dion remixes by Rush. Hail Canada ... oops. I must not succumed tothe dark side.

7:05: Played with wee wee.

7:10: After wearing my Captain Canuck slippers, I walked outside my room to find the house surprisingly quiet. I was hoping my parents were away so I could play with my wee wee all day. Not that that has stopped me before hee hee. I walk downstairs to find my whole family sitting there, my mom teary eyed. There were cookies and milk on the table .... cookies and milk !! Oh Fruitcake !! Its Canada Day !! OMG !! Its Canada Day !! I forgot.. OMG I forgot. I ran outside and ... too late ... they had raised the flag without me.

7:12: I ran to my mother's lap and apologized and cried my heart out for not being there. I asked .. begged for forgiveness. My mom was heartbroken but my own tears compelled her to comfort me. She took me outside and lowered the flag so I could raise it up again. I did while I sang O Canada. There it was, in the air, waving in the wind. In my Captain Canuck slippers and jammy, I saluted my mother country.

7:15: The feeling of betraying my country still resided in me. I could not carry on without this burden being lifted. I forced my parents to take me in the car right now to the only place where I can ease this guilt.

7:18: Grabbed 3 day old Tim Horton's donut before leaving. To hell with the health inspectors, Tim Hortons is always fresh !!

8:15: 'Forgive me lord, for I have sinned .." is how I started at the church as my priest heard me talk about my lack of patroitism.

"Its been 8 hours since my last confession...'
"Did you imagine Mr Canada in your dreams again Rusty," asked the priest as he yawned at me.
I was mad, I had told him that was a closed subject. It happened once, only once and its not my fault that his face was how I had imagined Mr X to be.

I finished my confession as I always do after I perform my unpatriotic act. The priest looked like he was sick of me but what did I care. The guy was Russian and as far as I'm concerned, a COMMIE !

8:30 As we drove away from the priest, my mom passed me her cell phone so i could speak with my psychiatrist. Maybe its some sickness in my head ...

9:00 Came home. Stared at my country's flag.

10:00. Still staring.

10:30 listened to Rush. My family stepped out. Upon verifying that they were gone, I switched on some good Celine Dion .. ahh .. Near .. far ... Wherever ....

10:35: Played with wee wee.

12:00 OMG !! My mother is the best !! Were going to Tim Hortons to celebrate !! yay !! There are only 2 tim hortons in my village. one is 10 minutes from here and the other is 2 hours away in the big city (population:20000). We go to the 2 hour one to my mom's dismay cause the one 10 minutes away is in the south direction and thats just wrong! God send the south to hell !

2:00 Arrived at Tim Hortons. Ordered a medium coffee and 2 blueberry donuts.It was sooo much fun .. my whole face and hands were sticky.

2:10: My dad on the drive home, commented his donut tasting a little stale. Blasphemy !! I forced him to turn back so I may verify. He threw away a small peice i know. all I have to do is find that in the garbage and taste it and I'll know for sure.

2:30 I found the peice and much to my shock, it was indeed stale. I quickly called the manager and told him that some commie in his staff MUST be a dunkin donuts spy and sabotaged the donut. The manger looked around nervously, a crowd forming, and told me its okay and heres a free donut. I told him that he doesnt understand and he must take a bite to see this for himself. He looked towards the garbage can and casually said, "No thanx" I dont believe this. Why is he hesitating?? HE ALREADY KNOWS !! I think hes the SPY !! This must be reported !!

4:45: Arrived home, I Ran up to my room, panting away as I took out my best stationary. On my yellow slips, I begain writing my letter.

Dear Mr Horton.
I am Tim Horton's number 2254 at members.timhortons.ca. Big Fan. Your coffee is the best.
I am here to report a complaint against an employee of yours and to warn you that he is a dunkin donuts spy stealing your recipes for them and sabotaging your business with stale donuts. I became aware when I realized that one of "your" donuts was INDEED stale. The quality of Tim Hortons is unsurpassed and foul play must be at hand. I hope ...

4:55 Stopped to play with wee wee. All this talk of Tim Hortons .. .oooh

5:00 Continued letter.

I hope this information has been valuable to you. I hope that I may also reap some benefits from this. I've been eyeing the moderator position at the site for some time now. Thanks.

Yours Sincerely
Rusty.

***** Tim Hortons YAY ******

5:30: Parents gone. I switched on TV to realize that cables out .. oh well .. oh wait !! OH NO !! Trailer Park boys in 30 minutes. Sheesh, we must move to the city. The nearest house is 15 minutes away and nearest house with cable over 30 minutes. Oh well, I decided to run like a southerner was chasing me !!

6:00 Pant .. pant .. pant !! I screamed for them to open the door !! SCREAMED !! As the door opened, I came flying in, sweat dripping every which way, as I crashed the lady of the house on the floor, and fell on her. This is the closest Ive ever been to a woman. Its now or never ... Before anyone could say anything, I quickly ran into the washroom, played the scene from a minute ago again and again in my head, and played with my wee wee.

6:02. Darn them Commies !! They wanna watch the news !! Not even CBC News but Fox !! American !!! Sniff, no trailer park boys. I cried outside for hours !!

9:00: Finally got home. I told my mom the story. She comforted me and showed me an old recording of the Red and Green Show. I laughed like Camel !!

9:30. It was time for us all to sleep. We went outside, and I sang in a loud voice: Oh Canada !!

10:00. In bed. Played with wee wee. Too lazy to get up and clean myself ... oh well ...zzzzzzz

Diary Name: The Princess Diary
Diary Owner: Kelley
Owner Alias: MyNameHere
Owner Split personality Alias: YourNameThere
Condition of Diary: Crisp like new.
Date of Reading: 5th July, 2004

11am: Yawn .... darn it !! I woke up early again !! Must .. stay .. in ... bed ... pretend .... to ... be ... asleep.

11:01am: Must .. text ... message .. Arthur ... first ....

Hey Arthur. Hope youre awake. Smiles !!

12PM: Oh phooey. My stupid brother woke me up. I guess I'll just have to start the day early. Arthur had messaged me back. He told me its about 5pm there and he is indeed awake but thanx for caring. That Arthur. hes so cute. Time to visit the rest room.

12:30pm: Still in the shower. SOmeone knocked on the door once. Pretended to be singing ... couldnt hear hee hee

12:45: Still in the shower. More knocks and a couple of angry shouts .. laa laa laa laa la

1:17pm: Doing my toe nails. If only the banging on the door would stop. sheesh. they had all morning ... now theyd better all just hold it in.

1:47 Weee ! This is so much fun ... I love blowdrying my hair. Thank God the knocking has stopped.

2:05: Aaaah. Now I feel clean. I came back to my room and kissed Arthur's Picture. Time to send him e-mail.

2:15: Oh yay !! hes online !! Time to chat with him

**Note: The following bits of chat conversation were extracted from the computer:

SweetGal106: Hey lovely baby
gOcOnservatives: hey Arthur my baby !!
SweetGal106: Hows my baby today. Did you think of me ??
gOcOnservatives: Yes Arthur I did. I thought about you soooo much
SweetGal106: You really did ?? Youre not pulling my leg are you? You know how sensitive I get
gOcOnservatives: No Arthur baby. Ofcourse I do
SweetGal106: Kelley: Sing the song you wrote for me
gOcOnservatives: aww baby !!

There is one Arthur
He is my Arthur.
He is my Arthur YAY !!
He likes to eat brains
When hes on a plane
And hes going out with me so he ain't GAY !

There is one Arthur
And hes got a gal.
And they both are sweetie poos.
If Arthur gets hurt
and comes to his girl
She will give him a kiss on his boo boo

Did you like that Arthur ??

gOcOnservatives: Arthur?? You there ?? Arthur, answer me !!
SweetGal106:Sorry Kelley. I just got emotional there ...
gOcOnservatives: aww .. you shouldnt cry ... its okay ... youre my baby
SweetGal106: No youre my baby
gOcOnservatives:No youre my baby
SweetGal106: MY BABY !!
gOcOnservatives:NO !! My baby !!
SweetGal106My No. Youre my mushy little baby
gOcOnservatives: Dont call me mushy you big cuddly teddy bear
SweetGal106: Dont tell me what to do my Barbie
gOcOnservatives: Aww ... you called me barbie .. cutie !!
SweetGal106: No you cutie ..
gOcOnservatives: No you Cutie ..

(Note: by this time, we had already lost 2 of our extraction teams due to the extreme mushiness of the conversations. We have decided to spare the rest of you. to summarize, this went on for another 25 minutes followed by another song)

4:00 Taught my sister and brother their history lesson. Greatest stress was given upon republican impact to American history. It took about 8 seconds.

4:30: Called up my girlfriends. Decided to spend the night over at one of their places ! YAY !.

5:00: Arthur paged me on my phone ...time to talk to him again !

6:00 Sob .. Arthur was being so mean to me. I'm never gonna talk to him again. ! Never !! Ever !! He doesnt appreciate me. Doesnt care for me !! Arrghh there he is calling me !! I'm not picking it up !! Thats it !! Its over !!

6:02: I miss him !! I miss him sooo much !! But must not pick up the phone !! Hes a horrible horrible man !!

6:03: no ... I cant live without him !! But hes so mean. Well I should pick up the phone just to tell him what a meano he is !!

6:05: Oh hes sobbing like a baby on the phone !! I cant stay mad at him ... hes so wonderful !! Yes yes ... I AM proud to be a Germerican !! Oh Arthur !!!!!

7:00 Played with Barbie Arthur bought me. He stitched her clothes himself. He named it Kelley.

7:15: Fought with Megamoze on the forums. Damn Liberals. They just dont get it. lORD bABA was there too. hes a weird one, that lORD bABA.

8:00: I'm calling Arthur.

8:15: Oh no, Arthur was asking me how I felt about him and I called him bABA by mistake. Hes so mad ... oh God oh God oh God.

9:20: Hes finally okay. I worked it out with him. I am not to respond to any of bABA's threads anymore. thats okay. Who reads him anyway. But still, he is a weird one.

10:00 YAY !! Pyjama party !! all us girls talked about who in movies they would go out with if they werent already with someone. ! I think my answers are the best cause I actually go to movie forums !! The other girls were like ooooh .. but i was so embarrassed to finally admit that my long time crush had been Dennis Miller. YAY Republicans !!

12:05: Called up Arthur. Wished him goodnight

Note: The goodnight lasted about 20 minutes. The reading audience will not be sugjected to this as the only 7 unique words used in the last 18 minutes of this conversation were Arthur, Kelley, Baby, Goodnight, My, Darling, Shnuffleboo and the phrases: "You hang up" and "No, You hang up" and "How come you didnt hang up" Again and again and again !!

BOM Diary: Imtim83
DIary Name: Imtim83's Clean Diary
Diary Condition: Okay
Date of Post: 14th June 2002 (first ever post)

AM:
7:00 Good Morning Imtim83's Clean Diary. You might be wondering what you are. Well you are my diary. I hope youre not offended but honestly, I needed to right my thoughts. No more really. No offense. Just need you.

7:15: I'm back Imtim83's Clean Diary. I spent the last 15 minutes deleting all scenes from Basic Instincts that had nudity in them. Sorry it took so long. I'm sorry.

8:00: I registered today on a site named http://www.Boxofficemojo.com. I hope they dont mind me being there at http://www.boxofficemojo.com. And i hope no one at http://www.boxofficemojo.com does not call me dude. No offense but I dont like being called that.

9:00 .......

10:35: I dont believe it. I switched on the TV to watch the news and the anchorlady was showing her shoulders. What is everything coming to. All people care about is sex and nudity. Its terrible. absolutely terrible. I hope one day, everyone would stop having sex. Sure it will end the world but it would be nice to see more decency.

11:35: I just finished taking a shower. Sorry it took so long Imtim83's Clean Diary but it is difficult showering yourself with all the clothes on. I feel bad for wearing white because I almost saw my body when the clothes got wet. Nudity is terrible.

12:00 Maybe

12:35: Someone asked me to babysit his child. I said no. No offense but I never want a child. I mean I'm sorry about it but no offense. I hope youre not offended but I'm sorry but I find children offensive but no offense.

PM

01:25: Have you ever Imtim83's Clean Diary .....

02:00: It is time to study. I dont want to because its studying in pairs. I am paired with Selina Humpapudding. No offense but I would rather not be close to a girl. I asked Selina Humpapudding not be my partner but Seline Humpapudding said she had no choice. I told Selina Humpapudding no offense but I dont like girls. Selina Humpapudding slapped me. I don't want anything to happen between me and Selina Humpapudding. Because that is gross.


03:25: Study time with Selina Humpapudding is done and I'm happy to see her go. Time to watch Terminator 2. Glad it doesnt have nudity like Terminator 1 except one scene that i deleted.

05:00 What a beautiful movie. I give it 10 out of 10 stars of which 1 is the worst and 10 is the best.

05:30 Dear Imtim83's Clean Diary. Everyone is out of the house right now. I like that the most. I like being alone. I dont trust anyone and I hate everything including you but no offense, I just do so I'm sorry but no offense. It is just that no one is worth trusting and that is why I think people should not be with other people of the opposite sex because that leads to children who are also people and then you have more people that you cannot trust and i dont trust anyone so i hate them all and i like being alone and lots of people means it is more difficult for me being alone. Do you understand that Imtim83's Clean Diary ?? I hope you do.

6:25: Wouldnt it be wonderful if ...

7:05: WHY ??

7:40: How could this ...

9:00: It is time for me to go to bed Imtim83's Clean Diary. Everyone is coming home and I would not want to be with them because my clothes smell. I havent taken off my clothes in 3 years because I dont want to be nude even for a second. So I have been wearing these for a long time. So I will write inside you tomorrow if you dont mind and are not offended today Imtim83's Clean Diary. I'm sorry if I said I hated you but I did but no offense. Its just how it is.

9:25: Imtim83's Clean Diary. I must confess something before I go. I do not feel any emotions or anything because I am actually the Terminator. Thank you for listening to me Imtim83's Clean Diary

9:45 Bye

10:25: The ..

Swimfan, Darth Pimp and Pink Panther are watching/talking the Hulk and the conversation taking place ..

I love you all .. well, maybe not swimfan : )

Swimfan: Moviefone said that the dog of the neice of the person who brought the actors water during this scene walked across the road for the first time today ?? any box office effect ??

Pink Panther: OMG, That is so cool !! I cant wait for this movie to come out. Its now number 2.4 on my anticipation list.

Darth: Swimfan, can you just shut up. I wont let that Hoe pleasure you no more.

Swimfan: What do you mean?? I think its a perfectly valid statement I passed.

Darth: You asked it about 2 minutes ago too.

Swimfan: No, i asked what effect the dog's walking would have had halfway acorss the road. Theyre completely seperate matters.

Pink Panther: OMG OMG. Eric Bana is such a great actor. I wonder if he has a dog ...

Darth Pimp: Swimfan, dont you get it. The dog, the neice, the water, the dust in it. It makes no difference. Dont you understand, those things have no effect on the box office.

Swimfan: The dog peed as well ...

Darth Pimp: What ?? hunh ... no, i said it has no effect.

Swimfan: I wonder if the water would have made a difference to the box office. What do you guys think.

Pink Panther: OMG, I cant wait to see the water that theyve used. No, definetely number 2.1 on my anticipation list now.

Darth Pimp: Swimfan, are you even listening to me. These things dont even make a difference !! Sheesh, are you deaf !!

Swimfan: I heard the water was at 90 degrees farenheit temperature. Fronloaded the movie now ?? Maybe ?

Darth Pimp: HELLO !!! HELLO !!! Freak !! Read my lips if youre deaf Swimfan !!! IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE !!!

Pink Panther: I love the soundtrack .. you know that ?? I think its really good. And Ang Lee really is a nice guy.

Swimfan: What if the temperature went upto 91 ...

Pink Panther: Swimfan, that wont make a difference. But it might get hotter ..

DArth Pimp: ARRRRRGGGHHHHH !!!!!!! **dismisses his hoes and shoots himself**

Pink Panther: Oh no, Darth is dead. He was so good !! OMG OMG. I'll really miss him.

Swimfan: Pimp might have seen that movie once. thats 10 bucks less for the movie. That does have an effect on the box office ..

Pimp's ghost: **Shoots itself**

Part 2:

Pimp is dead. Pink and Swimfan remain:

Swimfan: But lets say the water spilled ...

Pink: Oh look, there are 3 dogs in this movie. Thats soooooo cute !!!

Swimfan: Would the evaporating water influence the science community to come check out this movie ??

Pink: Oh no !! They are attacking Connely. Thats bad. Shes so nice. I saw her in Beautiful Mind you know. She is a gorgeous girl I anticipate every movie of hers you know. Beautiful mind was definetely up there in my top 10 list.

Swimfan: But maybe those who study physics will only come ... would it interest biology people .. would it effect the weekday earnings ?????

Pink: oh look. Hulk came along. hes soooo big. He has a sad face on. I really feel bad for him. Maybe I'll write a poem.

Whoo!

Any chance of bringin' them back? These were one of my favorite random things you did.

EDIT: Damn you typos.

bABA, these are brilliant. I only read Darth Pimp's back at BOM. I miss him, so this was a nice little memory.

Are you going to write up any more of them?

I've been terribly sick for the past 3 days, close to passing out. When I recover, I'll see what I can do. There was always the matter of Bkb's diary.

WTF!!!

Floating around old posts has benefits, bABA I demand more of these lunacy inducing diaries.