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Author:  i.hope [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:57 pm ]
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:ohmy:

Author:  David [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:04 pm ]
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Save Algren for me. One field of battle. Two blades. Only one leaves drawing breath.

Author:  Argos [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:51 pm ]
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Completely unscripted, I'm sure.

Author:  Thegun [ Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:24 am ]
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Completely steals from the Geico commercials

Author:  Algren [ Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:04 am ]
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That was pretty funny.

Author:  i.hope [ Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:19 am ]
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And scary too, if you ask me.

Author:  Algren [ Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:17 am ]
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i.hope wrote:
And scary too, if you ask me.

As Dundee would say, it's "just kids having fun".

Author:  i.hope [ Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:21 pm ]
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Algren wrote:
i.hope wrote:
And scary too, if you ask me.

As Dundee would say, it's "just kids having fun".



It's the tired "Nuke them!" joke. It's funny and a little scary coming from a kid (assuming this is not scripted). Who would've thought six-year-olds would associate an economic issue with killing each other?

Author:  David [ Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:24 pm ]
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It is so obviously scripted. ;)

Which does not mean you cannot be disturbed by it, though. The writers obviously would have not gone down this route if the bit involved, say, Jewish moneylenders instead of Chinese people.

Author:  i.hope [ Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:30 pm ]
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Judging from the interaction between the kids which looked prompt and spontaneous, I would hesitate saying it's 100% scripted. I would describe it as "guided" by the writers and the directors.

Author:  David [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:34 am ]
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Of course, in terms of overpopulation and environmental impact, if you were going to wipe out a people... It would have to be the Swedes.

Author:  Algren [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:37 am ]
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Nah. Indian people. They're like cow dung, they smell so bad that I'm sure they let out CO2 into the atmosphere. Wipe them all out and we could all drive SUVs forever.

Author:  Chippy [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:10 pm ]
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We all let out CO2...

Author:  i.hope [ Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:23 am ]
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Algren wrote:
Nah. Indian people. They're like cow dung, they smell so bad that I'm sure they let out CO2 into the atmosphere. Wipe them all out and we could all drive SUVs forever.


Nah. It should be the English. They brought to the world the Industrial Revolution, the root of all evil.

Author:  Algren [ Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:24 am ]
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Chippy wrote:
We all let out CO2...

Lol, sure, but ... 'Indians stink like cow shit' is what I was going for.

Author:  Chippy [ Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:58 am ]
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Cow shit is actually more environmentally friendly than CO2, which you emit.

Author:  Algren [ Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:34 pm ]
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Never knew that. I admit, I'm not knowledgeable in this area. Of course, I could just go and do a search. But you have more time than me, it seems.

Human CO2 is used for plants, so I'd seriously doubt what you say, but I'm not going to - I a) can't be bothered and b) don't know for sure.

Author:  i.hope [ Sun Nov 10, 2013 6:53 pm ]
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Kimmel apologized (he "felt bad that the you (protesters) did not take it as a joke") and promised self-censorship ("we won't be showing the Kids' Table segment any more").

Not good. Kids' Table has a lot of potential to be real funny. They should really do a "Kill all Yankees" segment to silence them protesters.

Author:  Algren [ Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:02 am ]
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1 minute 37 seconds of awful, awful, awful footage.

Never apologise for jokes. Jimmy Kimmel = pussy.

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