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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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 Mouse traps
Um, ok. So...there's a MOUSE that's been scurrying around my room for the last 24 hours or so. I spotted it once last night and again just now. A small, black one.
The only traps I had around the house were the glue ones. I know they're kinda inhumane but...y'know. So I have two of them...where are the best places in the room to put them?
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Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:45 pm |
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Crux
Indiana Jones IV
Joined: Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:28 pm Posts: 1589 Location: Pittsburgh
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 Re: Mouse traps
The floor
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Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:21 pm |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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 Re: Mouse traps
LOL, thanks I meant in what *part* of the floor.
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Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:32 pm |
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Magic Mike
Wallflower
Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:53 am Posts: 35249 Location: Minnesota
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 Re: Mouse traps
Libs wrote: A small, black one. Of course it's black! You should go buy a humane one  .
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Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:55 pm |
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David
Pure Phase
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:33 am Posts: 34865 Location: Maryland
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 Re: Mouse traps
Mice tend to travel along walls, so I would recommend a corner.
I don't approve of the type of trap you plan to use, though.
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Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:00 pm |
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32634 Location: the last free city
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 Re: Mouse traps
inhumane? who gives a fuck. KILL THOSE DISGUSTING CREATURES any way you can.
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Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:34 pm |
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David
Pure Phase
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:33 am Posts: 34865 Location: Maryland
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 Re: Mouse traps
What if the mouse chews through its own foot and continues to terrorize poor Libs in its newly deformed state?
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Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:56 pm |
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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am Posts: 9808 Location: Suisse
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 Re: Mouse traps
David wrote: Mice tend to travel along walls, so I would recommend a corner.
what he said.
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Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:57 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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 Re: Mouse traps
Libs wrote: Um, ok. So...there's a MOUSE that's been scurrying around my room for the last 24 hours or so. I spotted it once last night and again just now. A small, black one.
The only traps I had around the house were the glue ones. I know they're kinda inhumane but...y'know. So I have two of them...where are the best places in the room to put them? Ugh, why did you hve to tell us it's black?, would it be any different if it were white?. And you call Aaryn racist 
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Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:06 am |
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nghtvsn
Extraordinary
Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:13 pm Posts: 11016 Location: Warren Theatre Oklahoma
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 Re: Mouse traps
Rev wrote: inhumane? who gives a fuck. KILL THOSE DISGUSTING CREATURES any way you can. Here here! Tally Ho!
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Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:10 am |
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David
Pure Phase
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:33 am Posts: 34865 Location: Maryland
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 Re: Mouse traps
You two don't have a pair of IQ points to rub together. Shut ya traps.
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Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:34 am |
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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am Posts: 9808 Location: Suisse
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 Re: Mouse traps
If the mouse does ask you better sell her that handbag LIBS.
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Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:59 am |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: Mouse traps
Ew, no. Fuck cats. Keep the mouse as a pet. Better than a fucking cat.
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Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:29 am |
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neo_wolf
Extraordinary
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:19 pm Posts: 11035
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 Re: Mouse traps
Throw a shoe at it.
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Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:18 pm |
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Magic Mike
Wallflower
Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:53 am Posts: 35249 Location: Minnesota
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 Re: Mouse traps
Once Libs uses the inhumane trap to catch this mouse she'll forever be known as a murderer to me  .
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Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:22 pm |
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batnanna
Da Bears
Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 2:15 am Posts: 2802 Location: Springfield, Missouri
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 Re: Mouse traps
Trap them, and then set them free outside.
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Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:43 pm |
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32634 Location: the last free city
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 Re: Mouse traps
and wait for them to come back inside...screw that!
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Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:57 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68383
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 Re: Mouse traps
We had a mouse at work. We used the glue pad thingy, and it was AWESOME. Inhumane? hahaha, fuck that. Kill it any way you can.
Being humane is just our way of limiting our superpowers.
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Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:32 am |
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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am Posts: 9808 Location: Suisse
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 Re: Mouse traps
Call the pest exterminator with some luck it will lead to a sex adventure.
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Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:33 am |
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Magic Mike
Wallflower
Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:53 am Posts: 35249 Location: Minnesota
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 Re: Mouse traps
Rev wrote: and wait for them to come back inside...screw that! Bring them across town  .
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Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:31 am |
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Heinrich Himmler
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 5:17 pm Posts: 2716 Location: Berlin, Germania
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 Re: Mouse traps
i could never kill a mouse. you people disgust me. i'd rather kill 10 algrens than 1 innocent little mouse. for shame, libs!
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Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:10 am |
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Argos
Z
Joined: Sat May 13, 2006 2:20 pm Posts: 7952 Location: Wherever he went, including here, it was against his better judgment.
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 Re: Mouse traps
You can only afford to hold such a position, Heinrich, because Zeus kills your mice for you.
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Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:14 am |
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David
Pure Phase
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:33 am Posts: 34865 Location: Maryland
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 Re: Mouse traps
Heinrich Himmler wrote: i could never kill a mouse. you people disgust me. i'd rather kill 10 algrens than 1 innocent little mouse. for shame, libs! Who would pleasure Mai Bing Ling Wi Wi Woo Wa Kong Long Hong then?
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Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:30 am |
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Argos
Z
Joined: Sat May 13, 2006 2:20 pm Posts: 7952 Location: Wherever he went, including here, it was against his better judgment.
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 Re: Mouse traps
David wrote: Heinrich Himmler wrote: i could never kill a mouse. you people disgust me. i'd rather kill 10 algrens than 1 innocent little mouse. for shame, libs! Who would pleasure Mai Bing Ling Wi Wi Woo Wa Kong Long Hong then? Still the nigger next door.
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Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:35 am |
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Price
Gamaur's sex slave
Joined: Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:15 pm Posts: 8889 Location: Los Pollos Hermanos
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 Re: Mouse traps
Heinrich Himmler wrote: i could never kill a mouse. you people disgust me. i'd rather kill 10 algrens than 1 innocent little mouse. for shame, libs! I use zyklon b against mice.
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