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Author:  Libs [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:05 pm ]
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So I have a sore throat and have been sucking on cough drops for the last hour.

About 10 minutes ago, I felt a huge sneeze coming on and pushed the cough drop to the side of my mouth. Well, that didn't do anything. The cough drop literally went flying out of my mouth, ricocheted off the wall and landed in my laundry hamper.

What. the. fuck. And I'm alone right now so of course no one saw.
Author:  nghtvsn [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:57 pm ]
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Missed Youtube moment. Shame.
Author:  Excel [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:21 pm ]
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Magnus was wearing his turban while riding The Tower of Terror at Disney World when a gust of wind blew the top of it up in their air, getting it stuck on the roof. When the car dropped 50 stories, the entire thing unwound and dangled in the air! When the car rose back up, it neatly wrapped itself around his head again, wind once again blowing it but this time detaching it from the roof.
Author:  Libs [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:26 pm ]
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Excel wrote:
Magnus was wearing his turban while riding The Tower of Terror at Disney World when a gust of wind blew the top of it up in their air, getting it stuck on the roof. When the car dropped 50 stories, the entire thing unwound and dangled in the air! When the car rose back up, it neatly wrapped itself around his head again, wind once again blowing it but this time detaching it from the roof.


lolwut

Although I must give you props for not mentioning how hot Henry Cavill is in this post.
Author:  Excel [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:29 pm ]
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I have to say I died of laughter while typing the post. Randomly random to the max.
Author:  David [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:57 pm ]
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Magnus rubbing one out earlier.
Author:  Chippy [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:01 pm ]
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I was actually there to witness that.
Author:  Mister Ecks [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:32 pm ]
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Chippy wrote:
I was actually there to witness that.


"Witness"
Author:  David [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:39 pm ]
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Mister Ecks wrote:
Chippy wrote:
I was actually there to witness that.


"Witness"

Image
Author:  Thegun [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:47 pm ]
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I was making scrambled eggs for about 5 people, cracking the eggs on the counter, dropping the egg in the bowl, throwing the shell in the trash. For some reason I got distracted on the 8th or 9th egg, and threw the egg in the trash and put the shell in the bowl. I was like "What the fuck!"
Author:  David [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:49 pm ]
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You crack eggs directly against the counter top?
Author:  Chippy [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:52 pm ]
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David wrote:
You crack eggs directly against the counter top?


As you're supposed to.
Author:  David [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:54 pm ]
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Who knew? ;) I have always used the edge of the bowl. Am I alone in this?
Author:  Argos [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:55 pm ]
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David wrote:
Who knew? ;) I have always used the edge of the bowl. Am I alone in this?

No. These other people are animals.
Author:  Chippy [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:58 pm ]
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The edge of the bowl can damage the yolk. Or so I was taught.
Author:  Thegun [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:33 pm ]
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It depends, it was a plastic bowl, not really good for cracking eggs. Counters are simple just because you can usually do it right over the trash and are sharper and more stable than a bowl (Which I find lets a little too much shell pieces.)

I was brought up actually to use a butter knife, you can basically cut it just about in half if you hit it right on the first try, and doesn't cause the shell to break apart at all. This girl I lived with one time was seriously impressed/ disturbed that you could do it with such precision and speed.
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