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Libs
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 Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witness So I have a sore throat and have been sucking on cough drops for the last hour.
About 10 minutes ago, I felt a huge sneeze coming on and pushed the cough drop to the side of my mouth. Well, that didn't do anything. The cough drop literally went flying out of my mouth, ricocheted off the wall and landed in my laundry hamper.
What. the. fuck. And I'm alone right now so of course no one saw.
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nghtvsn
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne Missed Youtube moment. Shame.
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Excel
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne Magnus was wearing his turban while riding The Tower of Terror at Disney World when a gust of wind blew the top of it up in their air, getting it stuck on the roof. When the car dropped 50 stories, the entire thing unwound and dangled in the air! When the car rose back up, it neatly wrapped itself around his head again, wind once again blowing it but this time detaching it from the roof.
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Libs
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne Excel wrote: Magnus was wearing his turban while riding The Tower of Terror at Disney World when a gust of wind blew the top of it up in their air, getting it stuck on the roof. When the car dropped 50 stories, the entire thing unwound and dangled in the air! When the car rose back up, it neatly wrapped itself around his head again, wind once again blowing it but this time detaching it from the roof. lolwut Although I must give you props for not mentioning how hot Henry Cavill is in this post.
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Excel
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne I have to say I died of laughter while typing the post. Randomly random to the max.
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David
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne Magnus rubbing one out earlier.
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Chippy
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne I was actually there to witness that.
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Mister Ecks
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne Chippy wrote: I was actually there to witness that. "Witness"
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David
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne Mister Ecks wrote: Chippy wrote: I was actually there to witness that. "Witness"  _________________1. The Lost City of Z - 2. A Cure for Wellness - 3. Phantom Thread - 4. T2 Trainspotting - 5. Detroit - 6. Good Time - 7. The Beguiled - 8. The Florida Project - 9. Logan and 10. Molly's Game
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Thegun
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne I was making scrambled eggs for about 5 people, cracking the eggs on the counter, dropping the egg in the bowl, throwing the shell in the trash. For some reason I got distracted on the 8th or 9th egg, and threw the egg in the trash and put the shell in the bowl. I was like "What the fuck!"
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David
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne You crack eggs directly against the counter top?
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Chippy
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne David wrote: You crack eggs directly against the counter top? As you're supposed to. _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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David
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne Who knew?  I have always used the edge of the bowl. Am I alone in this? _________________1. The Lost City of Z - 2. A Cure for Wellness - 3. Phantom Thread - 4. T2 Trainspotting - 5. Detroit - 6. Good Time - 7. The Beguiled - 8. The Florida Project - 9. Logan and 10. Molly's Game
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Argos
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne David wrote: Who knew? ;) I have always used the edge of the bowl. Am I alone in this? No. These other people are animals.
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Chippy
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne The edge of the bowl can damage the yolk. Or so I was taught.
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Thegun
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Re: Hilarious things that that no one else is there to witne It depends, it was a plastic bowl, not really good for cracking eggs. Counters are simple just because you can usually do it right over the trash and are sharper and more stable than a bowl (Which I find lets a little too much shell pieces.)
I was brought up actually to use a butter knife, you can basically cut it just about in half if you hit it right on the first try, and doesn't cause the shell to break apart at all. This girl I lived with one time was seriously impressed/ disturbed that you could do it with such precision and speed.
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