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Author:  Eagle [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:17 pm ]
Post subject:  I just Murdered an Ant
I feel kinda bad.

I was walkin into the house, saw a rather larger ant wandering around on the driveway. I kept putting my foot in it's way. It didn't care.

One time my foot got a little to close to it's head.

The ant is dead.
Author:  Libs [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:18 pm ]
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That was strangely poetic.
Author:  Mister Ecks [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:18 pm ]
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The death of this ant is being looked into by the ant police. Fortunately for you, they have already ruled out foul play, and are instead looking into the new "self-squishing head" theory.
Author:  Eagle [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:18 pm ]
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It is my ode to the dead ant.
Author:  Miruvor [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:21 pm ]
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Libs wrote:
That was strangely poetic.


Yes it was, but I'm still telling PETA or should that be PETI (People fot the Ethical Treatment of Insectisoids) :lol:
Author:  Anonymous [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:22 pm ]
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I have ants in my new place. I vacuum them about once every week, but the bastards won't go away. I'm gonna tip them off about a whiny son of a bitch in Atlanta.
Author:  Eagle [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:24 pm ]
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Phew.

I thought I was the only murderer amongst us, but now I see I am just the lesser of two evils.

May the ants claim their revenge upon you.
Author:  Miruvor [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:26 pm ]
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Krem wrote:
I have ants in my new place. I vacuum them about once every week, but the bastards won't go away. I'm gonna tip them off about a whiny son of a bitch in Atlanta.


I don't know if they sell it in the States, but ther is this clear liquid that you pour a few drops on their scent path and the worker ants consume it, return to their nest and feed it to their queen, which then kills her. Without a queen, the colony moves away. Problem solved.
Author:  Anonymous [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:28 pm ]
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Mirûvor wrote:
Krem wrote:
I have ants in my new place. I vacuum them about once every week, but the bastards won't go away. I'm gonna tip them off about a whiny son of a bitch in Atlanta.


I don't know if they sell it in the States, but ther is this clear liquid that you pour a few drops on their scent path and the worker ants consume it, return to their nest and feed it to their queen, which then kills her. Without a queen, the colony moves away. Problem solved.

You gotta understand something about me: i'm a lazy bastard. Unless this liquid magically appears in front of me the next tiem I shop at a grocery store (a place that I avoid by all means necessary), I ain't going out of my way to find it :)
Author:  Miruvor [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:28 pm ]
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Eagle wrote:
I thought I was the only murderer amongst us, but now I see I am just the lesser of two evils.



Nay, just the lesser of two weevils. :lol: :wink:
Author:  MGKC [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:24 pm ]
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An ant? I once killed a rabbit with my lawn mower.
Author:  matatonio [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:29 pm ]
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MG Casey wrote:
An ant? I once killed a rabbit with my lawn mower.


ooh thats horrible! lol!

i kinda feel bad when i kill an insect, but not an ant, more like a roach, i hate the bastards but i dont want to kill them....but i have too :sad:
Author:  Eagle [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:30 pm ]
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Well the thing was, I never meant to kill it. And if I hadn't been so damn bothersome trying to blcok its path with my feet, it would still be alive.
Author:  MGKC [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:47 pm ]
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When is the funeral?
Author:  zingy [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:12 pm ]
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Our administrator is a murderer, and he has all our information.

I don't like where this is going...
Author:  insomniacdude [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:18 pm ]
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Mirûvor wrote:
Eagle wrote:
I thought I was the only murderer amongst us, but now I see I am just the lesser of two evils.



Nay, just the lesser of two weevils. :lol: :wink:


I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that...
Author:  Mister Ecks [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:25 pm ]
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Zingaling wrote:
Our administrator is a murderer, and he has all our information.

I don't like where this is going...


Sleep with one eye open.
Author:  A. G. [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:27 pm ]
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Goody Two Shoes was a guilty pleasure, that's all I have to say.
Author:  WDW04 [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:45 pm ]
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OMG He killed Kenny. You bastard :mad:
Author:  insomniacdude [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:46 pm ]
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I really do anything I can to avoid homework...


Image
Author:  Anonymous [ Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:05 am ]
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insomniacdude wrote:
I'm really do anything I can to avoid homework...


Image


FATALITY!
Author:  are-why-a-en [ Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:09 am ]
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Krem wrote:
insomniacdude wrote:
I'm really do anything I can to avoid homework...


Image


FATALITY!


FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!
Author:  insomniacdude [ Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:09 am ]
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/chalkboard/
Author:  makeshift [ Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:11 am ]
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Krem wrote:
insomniacdude wrote:
I'm really do anything I can to avoid homework...


Image


FATALITY!


Remember when Mortal Kombat was actually good? Awwww.... those were the days.
Author:  Appy [ Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:57 am ]
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We get these tiney ants in our kitchen and we kill them like crazy my mom counted 200 killings in one day.
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