Are you ready?

I ask you .. ARE YOU READY.

I say once again ... ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!!!!

Who wants to take upon the team comprising of the good life and the lORD!!

T-3 days ... and counting down ...

well, considering how bias this challenge will be (its catered around dolce and my strong points (well, dolce's anyway) ...

I am so drunk/hungover right now.

I really don't want to puke.

KJ

Stacking the deck in your favor, are we?

Do you want to face her wrath!?!?


Dolcina Galia

Can I get some sort of sober 2 line summary of what this thread is about?

Why would I have it any other way?

But this will be a worthy, and very entertaining stacked deck, and so will be equally as entertaining as any of the great mediated challenges of history.

Exhibit 1:







Exhibit 2:





No matter how vastly different the premesis and tone of the battle, bABA and I will accept with finesse and saavy. We will defeat our competitors through the strength of our wit and humour, and barring that, which is somewhat likely, we will resort to my horrific spelling capabilities, and bABA's ability to make a complete fool of himself.

We welcome two participants to form a team and take us on, and we are also looking for a minimum of ten tournament hosts to provide challenges. More details to come.

Be prepared for the grandiose experience I threatened to procurr last night. This will go down in history as the most sophisticated duel of the *World*'s eternal existence. At least three of the seven classical canons of liberal arts will be called upon, including Philosophy, Rhetoric, and Astronomy. And when these three are called upon at the wrong moment, than a fourth personification of mankind will make her presence felt...Folly.



Do not upset yourselves over the unsettling thought of waiting in nervous anticipation for so many more excruciating days, rather, take the time to devise an elaborate scenario in which we shall exchange worthy banter, and savvy deflections. And should this not adequately pre-occupy you until the grande event, tough, deal with it.

There is minimal need for me to *hope* to see you all there, because anyone who misses this event clearly lives in an alternative universe where the idea of bABA and dolcevita embracing madness and folly is in some ways not appealing. Enjoy your re-runs of Red Dwarf.

To the rest of you, come prepared with fine liquers and cuban cigars, this will by no means become infamous for its brevity.

We will meet, quite shortly, in our pursuit of *World* conquest.

-Dolce

Can I get some sort of sober 2 line summary of what this thread is about?

I believe Arsi is out to prove the 2nd and 5th panels in the following cartoon right.



Oh, and he is also trying to come off as an intellectual, by using highly veiled references to "1984".