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Thegun
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 What's better? Taking a pee after holding it in too long or
Having one nostril clogged all day and it finally opens and you can breathe through both?
I can't decide, both happened today for me and made me realize the little miracles in life. Can anyone think of other small little things that feel like heaven when they actually happen.
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matatonio
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Re: What's better? When you feel like sneezing but for some annoying reason you just cant! And then finally it happens. Love that feeling.
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Magnus
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Re: What's better? Taking a shit after holding it in for two hours.
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matatonio
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Re: What's better? Magnus wrote: Taking a shit after holding it in for two hours. although kind of gross and uncomfortable... still a good one  hehe _________________
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Thegun
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Re: What's better? Same with throwing up sometime, like after a long night of drinking, sometimes you never feel a better feeling of relief.
On the flip side, Eddie Murphy said it best the opposite feeling is when using the jaws of life to takea shit, a little pebble comes out
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Algren
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Re: What's better? There's nothing more satisfying than taking a piss when you've held it in for a long time. Other contenders (not in any order):
1. Removing a splinter from your skin
2. Removing a wasp sting
3. Jerking off multiple times but not unloading until the fifth time
4. Dock leaves rubbed onto stinging nettles
5. Neutralising an acid burn with alkali
6. Andy Murray losing in any match anywhere
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Chippy
Not Everything. Not Yet.
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Re: What's better? You're creepy.
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nghtvsn
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Re: What's better? The clogged nostril because that just ruins your day. If you have to work with a nostril impaired it's so sick and just bothers you the whole day with one nostril stuffed and the other working. Terrible.
Holding a pee break is peanuts.
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Thegun
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Re: What's better? Getting relief on a stuffy nose is very good
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