Anyone here go to strip clubs?

I think Union Jack's in Portland, Oregon is the best I have ever been to. Some of the chicks have too many tattoos, but other than that it is pretty damn good. It has sort of a punk vibe with good music, rather than the normal boring club/Ke$ha shit that strip clubs normally blare.

Oh yea, some of Union Jack's chicks let you touch them in the champagne room and the one security guard did not seem to mind cell phone usage. There are also chick patrons (including a hot bachelorette party when I was there), so it is not like a rural strip club which is normally truckers, Mexicans, and white trash honkey rape-van aficionados.

Speaking of security, they need more of it. A couple of douches were able to act out for a bit too long before being tossed.

Finally, drink prices are respectable. I was able to procure Jägermeister for $5 a shot.

Anyone else been here or have a favorite strip club?

Not really. I went to a dozen in one night a few months ago but to does low rent ones where you see drunk smelly mexican hobos. I was part of a brigade handing out free condoms, It was because of World AIDS Day. It was fun. :/

Hahahahaha

I pictured you as the kitty with the fruit helmet passing out condoms lol

... ive been meaning to get rid of that cat but cant find a good enough picture

Must be totally nude club. Must be clean & secure with lots of guards.
Ladies must have tits. I hate seeing flat chested stripping. It's just wrong. I don't care how fine your ass is. That's what i looked for when going to clubs in Dallas. Now that i live in Orlando it's old history. It's all good though since i'm with a wonderful girl now. I don't miss it at all.

Why would I pay to get blue-balled? I'd just as soon get a hooker.

I agree with no-touch clubs, but the ones where you can touch or where the stripper is only marginally not a hooker, well they aren't so bad as far as the blue-balls department is concerned.

I hate having to scrub the stripper smell out of my clothes. Sometimes they can be a little, well, smelly in the lower regions.

Never been, but I have a friend who is a stripper, and she makes bank.

And then some people wonder why strange things happen to them at clothing stores...

I go on occasion, but almost always it's because of someone's bachelor party. I've been to clubs in Pittsburgh, West Virginia, Atlantic City, Saint Louis and am going to Niagara Falls this weekend for a buddies bachelor party. The Atlantic City club had the best looking girls, but the club itself sucked. The West Virginia club had average to below average looking girls, but I had a blast cause the place (while being a hole in the wall) was just generally awesome.

I did go to a Pittsburgh strip joint with my wife (then fiancee) and other friends ... that was fun.

Been maybe 3-4 times total. Last time I went was quite the story though. Went with my four friends, three guys and one girl. $20 cover, included a drink. We sat close as close to the stage as possible. After about 30 min, the stripper leans down and starts dancing on top of our girl friend. Eventually leading to pulling up her shirt and kicking over my drink.

That friend is now my wife. And I'm still pissed I didn't get to drink my drink

No. But wondering how much it'll cost to go private.

There's like 4 on the same street there isn't there, all close together? Is it kind of a scary area? That's what I gather from what I've heard.

$20 usually gets you a 1 song lap-dance. In a private room they usually take your credit card and who the hell knows how much you will pay. My brother spent an hour back there and was charged over $1,000. I have never been into the backrooms because I don't like to waste my money to that extent.

Usually a dollar gets you to the table surrounding the poll the stripper is gyrating on.

My friend went to a strip club during a business trip. lol, he got too wasted & ended up getting charged over $1300 on his master card. He thought about making up an excuse to his wife but ended up telling her the truth. She was very forgiving thankfully.

That's a keeper!

Double post.

Strict no touch policy in DC, you'd have to go to Baltimore or Springfield, Va to get a lap dance.

Camelot has the best looking dancers in the region though, imo.

So the way Camelot in Wash DC works, they have a stage in the middle of the room, and you can walk up to it get a close up of the girls vagine as she dances around. Normally I don't go up, since thats usually a pervert move, but I couldnt resist with this one girl. So while I was standing there, she proceeds to whip her hair around and right as I tilted my head up to look at her, BAM! the back of her head smashes my nose. Next thing you know, I have a bloody nose and had to run to the filthy restroom to clean up. Not one of my finest moments.

Hahahaha, I would have paid money to see that.

Shocking.

Never give away a credit card in a strip club, just go to an ATM, Thats like the golden rule after after knowing the 3 greatest lies strippers give to costumers for tips.

When I was doing research for my pilot I went to a few, interviewed some, and did all the good stuff. Now that I'm done, I've gone a to different ones to see different atmospheres. There all about the same, but the ones that are less of a club are usually better, and leagues cheaper, There was one in Jersey where you could get a 30 min VIP all nude for $100 with pretty hot girls.

I do find for the most part its a fun time to go drinking with friends sometimes if there is nothing else to do.