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Author:  matatonio [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:55 am ]
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... and this kid was looking me at me very suspiciously for quite a while and to be honest i was kind of annoyed by it. So, i walk towards him to leave some clothes were it belongs and he quickly walked in front of me and puts his hand on mine for a handshake...The kid was about 13-15 years old, he was clearly special needs, he talked and had a weird face, so, He says hi, i say hello back and he began to make some very stupid questions/comments while we were at a department store, like, Looking for some clothes? They have some good prices here, Nice shirts, uh?. o.O ... then he quickly asked for a hug... i kind of hesitated, i didnt know what to do, i began to think what if i say no and he punched me or makes a big scenes, So i said "sure". I gave him a one handed hug while i was leaning back, he then puts his face on my chest and takes a deep breath. I quickly jumped back and he says "You smell good", i respond "...Thank you?", then he ask and i quote "Do you mind if i ask you how big you are?", he pointing at my crotch... o.O ..... obviously i said yes, i do mind, and then the kid said sorry and quickly walked away, he stand behind a rack of clothes and stares at me... so, i just walked quickly as far away from him...

damn kid cut to the chase, didnt want to waste any time!... lol ... but yeah i feel very weird and i kind of freaked out about it... :nerd:
Author:  Price [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:54 am ]
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Congratulations! You just met Grill.
Author:  Korrgan [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:16 am ]
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I lol'd at just the thread title. Whut do yu expect in a Kohl'z? Gay cruising in the northwest corner, with torrino in his natural element, and cheap clothes that fall apart after five washes.
Then I clicked the thread title..

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That just aint how yer suppose to cruise. But did it werk? You left the story on a cliffhanger. Did yu go back inside and fill his hole with cack? Retards need luv too.
*sips tea with pinkie extended* rite, Chip's wife?
Author:  Argos [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:42 am ]
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Price wrote:
Congratulations! You just met Grill.

You mean Mau.
Author:  Rev [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:49 am ]
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Price wrote:
Congratulations! You just met Grill.


:lol:
Author:  Eagle [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:21 am ]
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Yikes Mat! You did what anyone would: you were respectfully cautious, and put an end to it when he crossed a line. Don't be freaked out, you did nothing wrong.
Author:  matatonio [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:25 am ]
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Korrgan wrote:
I lol'd at just the thread title. Whut do yu expect in a Kohl'z? Gay cruising in the northwest corner, with torrino in his natural element, and cheap clothes that fall apart after five washes.
Then I clicked the thread title..

Image

That just aint how yer suppose to cruise. But did it werk? You left the story on a cliffhanger. Did yu go back inside and fill his hole with cack? Retards need luv too.
*sips tea with pinkie extended* rite, Chip's wife?

haha... I like my jeans at Kolh's :glare:

that was actually the last i saw from the kid. I didnt left the store. I wasnt done with my shooping :P, i was just looking around to see if the kid was still there, you know... to avoid him... :nerd:
Author:  matatonio [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:26 am ]
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Eagle wrote:
Yikes Mat! You did what anyone would: you were respectfully cautious, and put an end to it when he crossed a line. Don't be freaked out, you did nothing wrong.

i know i did kind of the right thing, i was just freaked out by the situation. Things like that dont happend to me that often hehe... :/
Author:  matatonio [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:26 am ]
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Magnus wrote:
Mata just made a late-push for the KJ Award Show.

:1st:
Author:  Korrgan [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:03 pm ]
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matatonio wrote:
Korrgan wrote:
I lol'd at just the thread title. Whut do yu expect in a Kohl'z? Gay cruising in the northwest corner, with torrino in his natural element, and cheap clothes that fall apart after five washes.
Then I clicked the thread title..

Image

That just aint how yer suppose to cruise. But did it werk? You left the story on a cliffhanger. Did yu go back inside and fill his hole with cack? Retards need luv too.
*sips tea with pinkie extended* rite, Chip's wife?

haha... I like my jeans at Kolh's :glare:


Maybe it's just da gorl cluthes. It's lioke shit at Old Navy. It fallz apart after a few washes and then when yu complain, they sturr at yu like dey got Downs. So yu just rip they wig and extensions out, throw them on the floor and prance out.

Weave and leave.

matatonio wrote:
that was actually the last i saw from the kid. I didnt left the store. I wasnt done with my shooping :P


That's how yu do, grrl.
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Author:  Chippy [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:57 pm ]
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Aww! Korrgan brings me up in a thread that has nothing to do with anything! Obsessed much?

Fuck off, bitch.
Author:  matatonio [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:04 pm ]
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Korrgan wrote:
matatonio wrote:
Korrgan wrote:
I lol'd at just the thread title. Whut do yu expect in a Kohl'z? Gay cruising in the northwest corner, with torrino in his natural element, and cheap clothes that fall apart after five washes.
Then I clicked the thread title..

Image

That just aint how yer suppose to cruise. But did it werk? You left the story on a cliffhanger. Did yu go back inside and fill his hole with cack? Retards need luv too.
*sips tea with pinkie extended* rite, Chip's wife?

haha... I like my jeans at Kolh's :glare:


Maybe it's just da gorl cluthes. It's lioke shit at Old Navy. It fallz apart after a few washes and then when yu complain, they sturr at yu like dey got Downs. So yu just rip they wig and extensions out, throw them on the floor and prance out.

Weave and leave.
thats what you get for buying Britney/Avril Lavigne clothes.
Author:  Price [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:07 pm ]
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Mat, ¿te gustan las peliculas de gladiadores?
Author:  matatonio [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:28 pm ]
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Price wrote:
Mat, ¿te gustan las peliculas de gladiadores?

uumm.... im not sure what you are trying to say... but no, i actually dont like them.
Author:  matatonio [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:38 pm ]
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are you asking if im gay?... :glare:
Author:  Korrgan [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:36 pm ]
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Chippy wrote:
Aww! Korrgan brings me up in a thread that has nothing to do with anything! Obsessed much?

Fuck off, bitch.


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Author:  Rev [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:08 pm ]
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:lol: i believe he is
Author:  Price [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:14 pm ]
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matatonio wrote:
Price wrote:
Mat, ¿te gustan las peliculas de gladiadores?

uumm.... im not sure what you are trying to say... but no, i actually dont like them.


Have you seen Airplane? It's one of the lines of the movie translated into Spanish.

In this case the stranger would be the pilot and you would be the little kid. :P

And I was only making fun of the situation, not asking anything.
Author:  matatonio [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:20 pm ]
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Price wrote:
matatonio wrote:
Price wrote:
Mat, ¿te gustan las peliculas de gladiadores?

uumm.... im not sure what you are trying to say... but no, i actually dont like them.


Have you seen Airplane? It's one of the lines of the movie translated into Spanish.

In this case the stranger would be the pilot and you would be the little kid. :P

And I was only making fun of the situation, not asking anything.

well... i have seen it but a long time ago, so i dont remember :P
Author:  FILMO [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:11 pm ]
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Does everybody here post now his sex life?
Author:  FILMO [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:24 pm ]
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oh and for those who didnt get the story.

I made an explanation painting





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Author:  Chippy [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:30 pm ]
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lol
Author:  TonyMontana [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:15 am ]
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What a great thread. A vivid story that is equal parts funny and creepy, and then a masterpiece from Filmo. As an added intermission we get a love story between Chippy and Korrgan.

Although, my one complaint is that I do think there is an awkward question that has not yet been answered... how big are we talking here? I know this isn't a competition, but I'd like it noted - for those scoring at home - that mine is bigger than a bread box, but roughly the same shape.
Author:  Chippy [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:41 am ]
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That's it? Hmm... I guess I'm so used to mine... I'm sorry Tony :(
Author:  Price [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:02 am ]
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TonyMontana wrote:
there is an awkward question that has not yet been answered... how big are we talking here? I know this isn't a competition, but I'd like it noted - for those scoring at home - that mine is bigger than a bread box, but roughly the same shape.


And mine is smaller than Tony's crumbs.
:( :tears:

I once tried to superglue Tony's remains after his penis reduction, but the damn glue did work too fast and now I have eleven fingers and have to be careful which thumb I suck while sleeping.

I'm the real Tony Montana: Say hello to my LITTLE friend.
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