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Author:  Krem [ Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:34 pm ]
Post subject:  How films used to be rejected

Reminds me of Tony's congratulatory template.

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/10/23/ol ... ion-s.html

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Author:  Argos [ Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How films used to be rejected

'Avatar' would not have survived that test either.

Author:  TonyMontana [ Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How films used to be rejected

Hello Mr or Miss or Mrs. or Ms. ___Krem____,

We here at the TonyMontana Institute have reviewed your message board post and would like you to note that we have the following comments:

_____ Your post has been deemed to contain an adequate amount of humor
_____ Your post scared Tony, please remove it.
__X__ Your post contains a funny picture of an animal, non-animal, or monkey animal that has met our approval. It's probably a picture of a monkey.
__X__ Somebody's getting sued for stealing our work.
_____ Please remove all mentions of spiders, spider eggs, touching eyeballs, eating insects, and descriptions of getting hit in the testicles and resubmit with more pictures of half naked ladies having a pillow fight.
__X__ Your post is deemed to be racist because of the following: Essanay is attempting to utilize Native Americans as if they had read the manuscript. We all know Native Americans couldn't read back in these days because they were too drunk and didn't speak English
_____ Your "proof" of alien life, Bigfoot, or that smoking weed makes you smarter has been deemed inadequate.

Sincerely,
The TonyMontana Institute

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