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Maverikk
Award Winning Bastard
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ
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 Who Is The Smartest KJ Troll?
You all seem to really enjoy following the adventures of BKB, Grill, and Maverikk. The reasons for the individual infatuations can be discussed in another thread, but a poll pitting said trolls against one another seemed like a good idea. Maybe even a bit therapeutic!
Who's the sharpest tool? The one that is the most cunning and formidable opponent. None of the above is not an option.
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48677 Location: Arlington, VA
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swimfan
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Maverikk
Award Winning Bastard
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ
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He's not an option, either. There are only 3. BKB, Grill, or Maverikk.
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:17 am |
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snack
Extraordinary
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:18 pm Posts: 12159
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Bradley
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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BKB. And it's not even close.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:28 am |
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:32 am |
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Maverikk
Award Winning Bastard
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ
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A few of you are showing your own stupidity, as Bradley isn't an option. Read, think, type. It's not rocket science, folks!
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:34 am |
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zingy
College Boy Z
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:40 pm Posts: 36662
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I don't listen to trolls
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:34 am |
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Maverikk
Award Winning Bastard
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ
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zingy wrote: I don't listen to trolls You sure do follow them around in your spare time, though, huh? 
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:36 am |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Now Zing is following you too?
Quite the hivemind you got there!
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:37 am |
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Korrgan
problem?
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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Moses was easily the cutest troll KJ has ever had.
Though I've forgotten any troll-y thing he ever did.
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:41 am |
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32576 Location: the last free city
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Loyal
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:42 am |
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Maverikk
Award Winning Bastard
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ
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Chipo DiCaprio wrote: Now Zing is following you too?
Quite the hivemind you got there! I didn't say zingy followed me. "Them" refers to a generalization. Could an argument be made that I fit in with the trolls that zingy follows? What do you think? Oh, Christ, look who I'm asking to think! 
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:43 am |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48677 Location: Arlington, VA
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Actually, my answer is imtim
Or maybe my new best friend curtis20
Of the choices in the poll, the answer is easily Grill. The ability to make polls is a deadly asset.
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:44 am |
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Korrgan
problem?
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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Who is curtis20, anyway?
harry and I tried to get down to the bottom of it, but we got bored and started swapping .gifs.
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:46 am |
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Maverikk
Award Winning Bastard
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ
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Maverikk knows that losing a KJ poll means winning! 
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:47 am |
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Maverikk
Award Winning Bastard
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ
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Korrgan wrote: Who is curtis20, anyway?
harry and I tried to get down to the bottom of it, but we got bored and started swapping .gifs. I have no idea who that is, either, but I had 2 PM's at filmgasm from him asking how to turn PM's off. 
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:57 am |
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Corpse
Don't Dream It, Be It
Joined: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:45 pm Posts: 37162 Location: The Graveyard
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I laugh at Grill more than BKB or Maverikk. So I'm voting Grill.
_________________Japan Box Office “Gods are great ... but the heart is greater. For it is from our hearts they come, and to our hearts they shall return.” “We were like gods at the dawning of the world, & our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other.” “There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” “You have to pretend you get an endgame. You have to carry on like you will; otherwise, you can't carry on at all.” "Paper is dead without words / Ink idle without a poem / All the world dead without stories."
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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This would be like me starting a "whose the best basketball player" poll... me, Lebron, or Michael Jordan? No votes for me? It means I won!  Of the 3 choices, here's how I see it: #1. BKB - Dude is fun. No matter what you think of him, he knows hot to troll and keep it light and entertaining. He embraces his roll and never denies it. In the end he is likable, fun to laugh at/with, and entertaining. This forum would be worse off without him. A forum is not a forum without BKB. #2. Grill - He can be very entertaining in his own stupidity. He can not formulate reasonable or rational thought, which can be irritating and less fun, but in the end he provides entertainment. #3. Maverikk - Not really a troll, but a weird and very creepy dude. Maybe more like a parrot as he has 4 or 5 thoughts or lines that he keeps repeating over and over and over and over. Mean spirited, vile, disgusting, and no redeeming qualities at all. None of it is fun, entertaining, or "smart". A good/smart troll tries to keep those elements in play. A good troll also wins over a few "fans" or "believers" to keep things interesting. Mav doesn't have a one, which makes the trolling more difficult. He says something nasty? Who the fuck cares? Nobody listens to him or remotely believes what he says. No effectiveness. Honestly, is there one person here not named above that gives a rats ass in hell what he says or thinks? Even in the slightest? Anybody? If not, how can you be a troll if nobody cares?
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Maverikk
Award Winning Bastard
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TonyMontana wrote: #3. Maverikk - Not really a troll, but a weird and very creepy dude. Maybe more like a parrot as he has 4 or 5 thoughts or lines that he keeps repeating over and over and over and over. Mean spirited, vile, disgusting, and no redeeming qualities at all. None of it is fun, entertaining, or "smart". A good/smart troll tries to keep those elements in play. A good troll also wins over a few "fans" or "believers" to keep things interesting. Mav doesn't have a one, which makes the trolling more difficult. He says something nasty? Who the fuck cares? Nobody listens to him or remotely believes what he says. No effectiveness. Honestly, is there one person here not named above that gives a rats ass in hell what he says or thinks? Even in the slightest? Anybody? If not, how can you be a troll if nobody cares? And once again, Tony follows right into my thread, though he claims I'm not relevant. He's not even smart enough to realize when he puts his foot in his mouth! Even devoted the most time talking about me! lol Tony, I know I repeatedly kick your ass every time you try to mix it up with me, but "weird and creepy" really applies to you far more. And thanks for sharing your "expert" opinion on what a troll is.
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:20 am |
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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Wow the "following me" line. Did you come up with that on the fly?
You really shot my whole argument to hell. Very smart, indeed.
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:25 am |
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Maverikk
Award Winning Bastard
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ
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TonyMontana wrote: Wow the "following me" line. Did you come up with that on the fly?
You really shot my whole argument to hell. Very smart, indeed. Unfortunately, when somebody stalks you, like you do to me at this forum, I'm going to say something about it. What do you expect, to be able to stalk and follow people and them not mention it right away? That's creepy and weird!
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Eagle
Site Owner
Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:09 pm Posts: 14631 Location: Pittsburgh
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Grill
Forum General
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TonyMontana wrote: Of the 3 choices, here's how I see it:
#2. Grill - He can be very entertaining in his own stupidity. He can not formulate reasonable or rational thought, which can be irritating and less fun, but in the end he provides entertainment.
Hey Tony, Based on what you said about Mav. I wonder how many here care or gives a rats ass about what you say. And..... Tony, I see you are talking worthless BS again, so time to Bump this again. As I have no desire to waste time rewriting it. And it is funny, Tony. I never read you before as I always stayed out of DVD and Games, but you really are a fool. Grill wrote: Grill wrote: Grill wrote: Boy I can't believe some of the pathetic people on the internet. There are so many things that I love to do that I just don't understand how so many people just waste so much time on the internet.
I am mainly talking about the ones here that go into so many threads that they have no interest in, just to fight or be a jerk.
I am glad to say that I don't go into 90% of the threads here as I have no interest and only spend time in the ones that interest me since I have so many things that I would rather do, then sit here and spend hours and hours on the computer talking about things I have no interest in. Bump. * As I have explained this too many times, I will explain this for the last time. Then I can just bump this again. * My problem with the pathetic losers are said above and in Mav note below. * and Tony, back to your worthless BS agin. Or will you name what I have lied about. Let see if Tony the No Balls Coward will name something or just hide like in the past. And Part 2. Bump. As I said this too many times already to say it again. Tony, I see you are talking worthless BS again, so time to Bump this again. As I have no desire to reiwrite it. And it is funny, Tony. I never read yiu before as I always stayed out of DVD and Games, but you really are a fool.
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:20 am |
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Maverikk
Award Winning Bastard
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ
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Grill wrote: Hey Tony, Based on what you said about Mav. I wonder how many here care or gives a rats ass about what you say. Wasn't it actually funny that Tony rambled on and on about me, telling me how nobody cared about what I say? He devoted way more time to "not caring" than he gave either of you guys! I give this site polls like this every now and again so they can feel better about being less than me in their small little way and "get even". It doesn't change reality, but for a small moment in time, they feel better. I'm a swell guy! 
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